DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Beverly Sutphin]

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Edit: This is Mike Watson btw

"yOu bUlLiEd mE!" Oh, shut the fuck up, Phil. You're fortyfuckingtwo - fucking act like it, you fucking retard.

He acts like Jaha and Mike Watson are going to jump the fence, break into the snort fort, and finish the job they were supposed to do those many years ago. Phil never got to experience a broken nose or being punched in his jowls, which he should consider himself lucky, as an ass whooping humbles everyone.

Give it a few months, Phil is going to retcon this ever happened or it was two guys that were "razzing" each other and it was all in good fun. No, Phil. Mike Watson reminded everyone YET again your true character that you're a piece of shit...and, I wish Mike Watson and Jaha actually beat your ass when they had the chance.

 

[KevJ]

So there's no chance DSP "punches down" on monday right? If wings actually wakes up while the sun is up, and attends the chill qna podcast, what are the odds it's even entertaining? I'm imaging these 2 failure faggots with their bloated ego's just kissing each others asses till wings falls asleep. But obviously i hope there is some actual content here, I'm just having a hard time imagining them providing it. Their story is the same and no one gives a fuck. What a W it would be if DSP brought on another retard like hey arvey, and sabotaged richard, and this was his coming out party for "drama" but that will never happen. I've had too many beers.

 

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"Still brag about it 20 years later"
Oh man, poor DSP. Good thing he has tact and would never brag about things from 20 years ago.

 

[neger psykolog]

"Still brag about it 20 years later"
Oh man, poor DSP. Good thing he has tact and would never brag about things from 20 years ago.

He can fit right at homo with the FGC who are likewise no loads who play shitty games. He fits right in with those faggots (in the literal sense because there are no women and their rivalries are fucking gayer than Richard Simmons - no joke nigger DSP and white bread DSP have had a rivalry spanning fucking EIGHT years and haven't played a single game despite all their smack talk)

Faggots the lot of them. I bet you if DSP challenged Mike Faggot to a gay fighting game match it'd never happen - even if there was a trillion dollars of prize money.

A lot of people give Phil's parents a hard time, but don't forget they tried to get him work and all sorts of shit but little nigger DSP had other ideas: the real progenitor of the eternal sinking ship of DSP was the fighting game community which is hands down full of complete faggots who unironically watch shit like wrestling.

(note: the only non faggots are nigger DSP because his insults are funny as fuck but he's still gay and Viscant because Viscant can act like an adult and seems pretty chill and also owned nigger DSP that one time - the rest of them are no loads just like DSP who salivate over mall Tekken trophies like retards)

There is an entire thread just for the no load FGC:

Wątek 'Fighting Game Community (FGC) General'

30 Cze 2020

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The fighting game community, abbreviated as the "FGC," is a long-running collection of individuals rife with eccentricity and drama that extends for decades which has only intensified after being thrusted into the mainstream. There have been countless incidents of infighting and embarrassment from the naive youth which makes up the FGC which, until now, have only been known through word-of-mouth and grainy videos. As the various young members have grown into their adult years, actions in the past and present are catching up to them...

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[The Penultimate Warrior]

Why is Phil crying about being bullied, when by his own admission he was a horrible troll in his time with the FGC?

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Like someone said earlier in this thread,
"I want to gouge this retard's eyes out and hear him say 'I no joy' as the retarded jelly flows out"

I know Jayde is too retarded to realise it but he's really becoming as disgusting as Phil.

The way that retard thinks everyone needs to pay for him is just gross. I know it's Phil's fault cause he made him feel like he's someone important in the chat.

But it's not the chat's job to tard wrangle for Phil.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I know Jayde is too retarded to realise it but he's really becoming as disgusting as Phil.

The way that retard thinks everyone needs to pay for him is just gross. I know it's Phil's fault cause he made him feel like he's someone important in the chat.

But it's not the chat's job to tard wrangle for Phil.

Increasingly Phil seems to be afraid of Jayde. He reads his chats in a deferential way and Jayde need only make a request for Phil to have to make a stammering a response to someone offering to pay it to make Jayde briefly happy. Jayde is “driving” the stream about 20% of the time now and it’s steadily increasing. If I were Phil, I’d be considering a crackdown and maybe a timeout on anyone who tries to Taskrabbit Phil for Jayde, and maybe Jayde for his constant requests. Whose stream is this?

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

Increasingly Phil seems to be afraid of Jayde. He reads his chats in a deferential way and Jayde need only make a request for Phil to have to make a stammering a response to someone offering to pay it to make Jayde briefly happy.

Jayde is the new Derich. Even if you look at pigpiggo's graphs, you can see a spike when drrich is uncrowned and jayde takes his place. He'll now defend Jayde as if it were Derich.

I think Jayde and his mom need to be bullied more. Jayde demands dsp stop playing a game because of flashing lights? Gone. Forever. Jayde demands DSP play meta lineups? Okay Jayde, Ill try! Fuck Jayde. All my homes hate that 1 armed, no-solid-foods, begging retard with his crackhead gambling boss-woman mom that dates child rapists.

 

[Balr0g]

Jayde is filling the void Derich left. and maybe he is also concerned about getting struck down from Youtube for being a douche against a mentally handicapped man. A mentally handicapped man btw who goes out more often and does more fun things then the supposed "healthy" Phil ever does. Heck with Phil's supposed income you could do a nice holiday every once in a while. but of course he needs that daily dopamine fix aka dent money to enforce his existence. Midlife crisis is one hell of a drug

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"yOu bUlLiEd mE!" Oh, shut the fuck up, Phil. You're fortyfuckingtwo - fucking act like it, you fucking retard.

He acts like Jaha and Mike Watson are going to jump the fence, break into the snort fort, and finish the job they were supposed to do those many years ago. Phil never got to experience a broken nose or being punched in his jowls, which he should consider himself lucky, as an ass whooping humbles everyone.

Give it a few months, Phil is going to retcon this ever happened or it was two guys that were "razzing" each other and it was all in good fun. No, Phil. Mike Watson reminded everyone YET again your true character that you're a piece of shit...and, I wish Mike Watson and Jaha actually beat your ass when they had the chance.

One wonders how Phil would respond to Panda emasculating him live on stream if he couldn't ban them for asking about it.

 

[ThereIsNoFlyingHence]

If I were Phil, I’d be considering a crackdown and maybe a timeout on anyone who tries to Taskrabbit Phil for Jayde, and maybe Jayde for his constant requests. Whose stream is this?

Oh please, when has it ever been Phils stream? If it wasn't Jayde making requests or people trying to make the dent happy then Phil would just be getting baited by larpers. He should be ecstatic that he has a single unironic fan left, i'm all in favour for a total tard takeover of Phil's stream.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

Jayde is the new Derich. Even if you look at pigpiggo's graphs, you can see a spike when drrich is uncrowned and jayde takes his place. He'll now defend Jayde as if it were Derich.

I think Jayde and his mom need to be bullied more. Jayde demands dsp stop playing a game because of flashing lights? Gone. Forever. Jayde demands DSP play meta lineups? Okay Jayde, Ill try! Fuck Jayde. All my homes hate that 1 armed, no-solid-foods, begging retard with his crackhead gambling boss-woman mom that dates child rapists.

You ok, bro?

 

[MC Law]

Increasingly Phil seems to be afraid of Jayde. He reads his chats in a deferential way and Jayde need only make a request for Phil to have to make a stammering a response to someone offering to pay it to make Jayde briefly happy. Jayde is “driving” the stream about 20% of the time now and it’s steadily increasing. If I were Phil, I’d be considering a crackdown and maybe a timeout on anyone who tries to Taskrabbit Phil for Jayde, and maybe Jayde for his constant requests. Whose stream is this?

This is so true. Much in the way it became the Derich show, it is now the Jayde Show, with guest star Phil

 

[MC Law]

It is funny. You see the fear in Phil’s eyes when Jayde chats. Phil is being bullied and is shitting bricks

 

[ThereIsNoFlyingHence]

I know Jayde is too retarded to realise it but he's really becoming as disgusting as Phil.

The way that retard thinks everyone needs to pay for him is just gross. I know it's Phil's fault cause he made him feel like he's someone important in the chat.

To be fair to the wheelchair, he didn't ask anyone to pay for the skeletor voice, some rando in chat offered to pay on behalf. Pretty sure Jayde has asked for other voices in the past and hasn't asked anyone to pay for him.

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

If you defend or feel bad for Jayde, you're more retarded than him and his crackhead whore mom.

 

[neger psykolog]

It is funny. You see the fear in Phil’s eyes when Jayde chats. Phil is being bullied and is shitting bricks

Someone should out of khantext this whole situation with the game journalist meme with text reading some shit like "game journalist cyber bullies a retarded cripple asking for skeletor voice"

People should do this just for the reason that whenever DSP uses the out of khantext argument there's at least one example of it being true.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

If you defend or feel bad for Jayde, you're more retarded than him and his crackhead whore mom.

Apart from the whole "no A-logging" thing we do here, I felt no remorse for Derich because Derich was a creepy sex pest who may or may not have been a pedophile that it took a literal confrontation by to convince Phil to ban him.
Jayde's not capable of knowing any better, and I think it's fitting that one of DSP's most prolific fans is a literal retard.

 

[neger psykolog]

Jayde's not capable of knowing any better

You say that but I'm pretty sure that Derish has less brain cells than a fucking mIRC script from 1992.

He doesn't even really do anything besides repeat what others say and ask stupid infantile questions to DSP repeatedly as well as retweet porn at industrial levels.

The guy has forgotten his password so many times that he has like 40 fucking Twitter accounts at this stage.

Derish is not only not capable of knowing better he's also incapable of knowing anything more in the world. Peak comedy was when people kept making accounts copying his profile pic and usernames and parroting his wording and literally no one knew who the real Derish was (and there were like 37 accounts at that point).

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

If you defend or feel bad for Jayde, you're more retarded than him and his crackhead whore mom.

Who's defending him? You're sat here seething at a mentally and physically impaired man (and his mom for some reason). Jayde is a literal retard, while you're just a retard.