🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[The Dude]

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Rocko's neighbors Mr. and Mrs. Bighead have merged into one being, and the results are disturbing and horrifying.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Rocko's neighbors Mr. and Mrs. Bighead have merged into one being, and the results are disturbing and horrifying.

Funny you say that. Their son trooned out in the reboot.



As for your “why is Lou into dickgirls” question, it’s because like many trannies, it’s a fetish for him. He also larped for the longest time until he either felt that he couldn’t pretend anymore, or convinced himself that his AGP transformation fetish was “proof” he was indeed trans.

Between obesity, porn, and HRT, he also can now only get off to muscular titty tiger dickgirls when he used to be able to get off to dickless ones. He’s likely now excited for the orchi because the idea of getting castrated/turning into a woman is arousing him. It will be life changing to him, of course. Just not in the way he thinks.

 

[Spunt]

Lou's love of hermaphrodite porn predates his trans arc. He is someone whose psyche has been totally warped by porn consumption. All body parts are fetishistic objects to him. If you (brace your soul and) look at any of the porn he has reposted, it's just beings that are agglomerations of muscles, dicks, balls, tits, arms, legs, all parts that are often the subject of fetishistic interests. I don't think he's sexually attracted to people any more, if he ever was. He just likes impossi-porn. Six-titted tiger women, hyper-balled wolf things with giant tits, some images my brain couldn't even be repulsed by because they didn't even parse as pornography, or even coherent images.

No wonder Lou has no sexual identity. He doesn't understand sex or sexuality at all. Porn exposure from a young age has meant that he started with 12-titted hyper-vore rather than descending into it like normal porn addiction spirals. He doesn't know if he's a man or woman because he genuinely doesn't understand the difference.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

All women want themselves drawn with huge swinging dicks and giant fuckoff muscles. What’s better than two titties? SIX TITTIES. Lu is still a preteen boy at heart lol.

 

[The Dude]

Funny you say that. Their son trooned out in the reboot.

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As for your “why is Lou into dickgirls” question, it’s because like many trannies, it’s a fetish for him. He also larped for the longest time until he either felt that he couldn’t pretend anymore, or convinced himself that his AGP transformation fetish was “proof” he was indeed trans.

Between obesity, porn, and HRT, he also can now only get off to muscular titty tiger dickgirls when he used to be able to get off to dickless ones. He’s likely now excited for the orchi because the idea of getting castrated/turning into a woman is arousing him. It will be life changing to him, of course. Just not in the way he thinks.

If the orchi is real and not just another one of Louie's lies for attention and to appear like a "real" troon to the other troons, it's absolutely ridiculous that any medical professional would even humor someone with such poor health as Louie in undergoing an elective surgery like an orchi. This isn't a life saving surgery. It's not like he's got testicular cancer and the only way to save his life is to scoop out his sack. It's a purely elective surgery for no other reason that someone's mental illness is compelling them to have more or less healthy body parts surgically removed. And someone like Louie, who is in poor health and weighs over 500lbs, should not be going under the knife unless it is absolutely necessary to save their lives. With Louie's poor health and grossly morbid obesity, it makes surgery complications more likely and recovery more difficult. His doctor should be telling him to fuck off, not scheduling him for a consultation and moving forward with the surgery.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

If the orchi is real and not just another one of Louie's lies for attention and to appear like a "real" troon to the other troons, it's absolutely ridiculous that any medical professional would even humor someone with such poor health as Louie in undergoing an elective surgery like an orchi. This isn't a life saving surgery. It's not like he's got testicular cancer and the only way to save his life is to scoop out his sack. It's a purely elective surgery for no other reason that someone's mental illness is compelling them to have more or less healthy body parts surgically removed. And someone like Louie, who is in poor health and weighs over 500lbs, should not be going under the knife unless it is absolutely necessary to save their lives. With Louie's poor health and grossly morbid obesity, it makes surgery complications more likely and recovery more difficult. His doctor should be telling him to fuck off, not scheduling him for a consultation and moving forward with the surgery.

I don't fully believe it either, as funny as I think Lou's karma ball punch would be. However, seeing the people that have gotten butchered in the SRS thread, there are definitely surgeons that wouldn't hesitate to cut Lou's balls off if they're the same ones giving vaginoplasty to men that have inoperable neck tumors* slowly choking them to death. There is that little regulation with SRS. As long as insurance gives the greenlight, they will chop.

(*Funnily enough, that guy even looked like Lou, only with massive neck goiters.)

Of course, it might be different now that Medicaid is starting to restrict SRS operations a la the EU. Funny how Lou only started pursuing medical transition once it actually started getting clamped down. He really is late for everything.

 

[kazuhiro]

On the orchie, Lou said last week that he has a date for it, so it must have been approved to go ahead. Seems very irresponsible.

Also, this is price list of wolfgangcake, the artist who did Lou's latest awful commissions, for the record.

KFers trolling Lou again.

Typical Kiwi Farm terroristic bullshit.

Brain weasel.

Some idiot, presumably on Disqus, claims Lou's a Jew.

This was Lou, on the same account, saying he was Jewish a week or so ago.

Met Xilimyth (and Brenda?) at Anthrocon in 2018.

Lou's philosophy for life.

May need to ask for help.

Scotland.

Chuck Dixon.

There's some controversy over these posts.

Louvre.

Not gothic, feral.

Disqus count is now 1676. These were about 24 hours apart.

 

[The Dude]

"I may have to ask for help to buy groceries." How is that different from literally any other day of the week, despite him being on food stamps? That's one of his most common begs.

"There's a 10 year old in the house." Who isn't your responsibility. You aren't his legal guardian, your mother is.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

We need a new poll for the testicle removal plot.

 

[Aunt Carol]

We need a new poll for the testicle removal plot.

My kokoro wish is that Lou commissions fursona art: a burly futa with groin bandages. Wearing a cone.

 

[PigFarm]

Ah so I was right when I asked about when he got approved for a ball chop.

I frequent the SRS thread, so I had no doubt some money hungry doctor would easily approve a 500+ lb child

 

[Solid Snek]

Not gothic, feral.

The ripped jeans I can see; he can't find clothes his size, so ripping is inevitable. But "battle jacket"?

Chuck Dixon.

There's some controversy over these posts.

I'm glad I lived long enough to see Comic Nerd Discourse go from "actually your favorite comic book heroes always hated Nazis" back to "oh no our favorite comic book heroes have always been Nazis".

No comic was "making bank off" wokes, and the few who did buy comics - like Lou, for example - will continue to consoom regardless of who Batman beats up.

Scotland.

I like to believe I have a solid hobbyist knowledgebase of Scottish stereotypes, but I have to admit I'm completely at a loss here. WHY does the bottom right cat scream "Scotland"?

Typical Kiwi Farm terroristic bullshit.

Why would someone who wants to bitch about Lou block him? If you block him, you won't know the latest Lou Lore to bitch about.

My kokoro wish is that Lou commissions fursona art: a burly futa with groin bandages. Wearing a cone.

Was that... was that a JDR reference??

On the orchie, Lou said last week that he has a date for it, so it must have been approved to go ahead. Seems very irresponsible.

I'll believe it when I see it. He's probably lying, and if he is, he's never gonna go through with it.

He doesn't have the balls.

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

I like to believe I have a solid hobbyist knowledgebase of Scottish stereotypes, but I have to admit I'm completely at a loss here. WHY does the bottom right cat scream "Scotland"?

Lou has this asinine stereotype that Scottish people are constantly pissed off and always on the verge of starting a fight and that cat looks the most pissed off.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

No comic was "making bank off" wokes, and the few who did buy comics - like Lou, for example - will continue to consoom regardless of who Batman beats up.

Quite the opposite in fact. Comics have been in a free fall.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Lou has this asinine stereotype that Scottish people are constantly pissed off and always on the verge of starting a fight and that cat looks the most pissed off.

All of the Scots that I've met have been pretty laid back. They just like to take the piss a lot, especially if you're an American. They'd have a field day with Lou if he ever somehow made it to Edinburgh or Glasgow.

 

[The Dude]

But "battle jacket"?

It's a jacket or vest, typically denim, that's used for mounting patches, buttons, pins, etc. Usually regarding bands, but can be for fandoms and other fields of interest.

Edit: Louie wants to LARP as a punk or metal head again.

 

[Solid Snek]

Quite the opposite in fact. Comics have been in a free fall.

Yeah, it really is a bizarre take to say comics were making bank off trannies, then betrayed them.

Comics TRIED to make bank off trannies, because comic companies hired a shitload of trannies and Tumblr allies who insisted that modern audiences didn't want heroes, they wanted Harley Quinn lesbian fart porn. But it didn't work.

It's a jacket or vest, typically denim, that's used for mounting patches, buttons, pins, etc. Usually regarding bands, but can be for fandoms and other fields of interest.

Edit: Louie wants to LARP as a punk or metal head again.

I've not been to many metal shows in recent years, so maybe it's a thing that kids do nowadays? But patch vests were always regarded as a relic of 70s and 80s culture, and basically nobody wore one of those in real life unless they were extremely old or doing a photoshoot for some reason.

Far be it from me to criticize Lou's choice of Trve Pvnk Rawk attire, mind you.

After all, nothing says "I'm a lady!" like cosplaying as a fat Lemmy Kilmister.

 

[Morshu's Paradise]

I believe the orchiectomy is real. He loves being fussed over by doctors. Remember when used to go about every week and needed his precious "busfare"? Even better if it's some Indian guy or a woman validating his heckin' gender identity. It's not like he has anything else to do all day.

 

[General Disarray]

You fine folk might be interested in this subreddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/baddlejackets/

As an 80's metalhead, yes I had one, but it was sleeveless worn over a leather jacket, as Satan intended.

 

[Solid Snek]

So, kind of a silly thought, but on the offchance Lou actually gets enough begbux to buy a BATTLEJACKET, what do yinz think he'll put on it?

Lou isn't exactly known for being a music sperg. A bunch of safety pins and a "I Listened to Green Day on Spotify Once" patch does not a jacket make.

My proposal - the logos of foods he's eaten.

Granted, it wouldn't be that impressive, seeing as how Lou's tastes are as narrow as they are deep, but I could definitely picture Lou striding up to the biker bar, ripped jeans and sunglasses and glam-metal spray teasing up his mane of hair, sporting a tattered leather biker vest adorned with HEINZ, MCDONALD'S, and TOTINOS NXTLVL BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA ROLLS.