💪 Tough Guys Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Have you guys noticed how Robert here is giving off more and more DSP vibes here?

Sure, Robert was always a complainer, but it is getting more and more frequent, this whine of his that is getting more and more likethe "nothing I could do, dood!" from the pigroach.
He doesn't want to do it and is giving excuses, like how he'll come up with any reason he can for why he hasn't been hired by a pro outlet to be a critic again, or why the MCU is failing, rather than admit to the truth. If he streams, it'll be obvious just how dumb he really is. He'll say something stupid and get mocked for it. He'll say something about killing mayoghouls and possibly get banned for it. And, most likely, the only donors will be his brother and mother who are trying to keep him afloat to protect him instead of finally making him grow up and throw in the towel on this failed endeavor.

If he tried to do IRL streaming it'd just be him in his bedroom or mom's sewing room trying to pretend he totally touches grass all the time you guys.
 
Bob is really asshurt at some AI videos. I mean he hates AI, but he also can't get why the memes work. Truly he is... obsolete.

Calls it "complaining' (or agrees with the OP who did) when it's actually mockery.

No Kings: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Trump: LOL

Bob: Stop complaining and get UPSET like you're supposed to!!!!!



 
Robert, there are numerous tutorials online to help set up a stream
What can he livestream about anyway? Another 9-hour Galt monologue about Batman vs Superman?

21Oct#01
Some advice Bobby gets from his cronies.
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21Oct#02
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21Oct#03a
Someone rains on the No Kings parade; she characterize the protests as "pseudo events" that "made absolutely zero demand of our government". People took part merely to feel they were doing something so afterwards they can sit down and do nothing. She calls this a form of "controlled opposition", to divert people's energy from really organizing and fighting the system.
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I protest ergo I exist.

21Oct#03b
Bobby is still seething at his future being "stolen". And like the Count of Monte Cristo, he will get it back comes hell or high water.
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21Oct#03c
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21Oct#04
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21Oct#05
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21Oct#06
‪EclecticTastes‬ won't do what the GOP wants even when God tells him to.
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21Oct#07
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You see how Bobby toes the line: liberal orthodoxy has declared that it is okay to condemn jewdom, but Ukraine is off-limits and the zew is still the liberation hero.

21Oct#08
From 20Oct#01
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That's a no-brainer bet given how pop culture is totally in the control of ((())).


21Oct#09
Trump is demolishing part of the White House to make room for his ballroom. A&N.
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21Oct#10
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21Oct#11
Ollie Lennard talks about "the dolls" and "designer vaginas"
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21Oct#12
Star Wars shit, as if anyone still cared.
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21Oct#13
Extraction shooter games
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Thing is, we know that Bob flounders in a live environment when he can't use Wikipedia to make himself look smarter before giving a response. He'd be a wet blanket if he were a co-host, bringing nothing to the table. Furthermore, who would bother to collaborate with him if he did try and spin up a stream with someone else? He's torched his personal brand thoroughly through years and years of unhinged sperging, such that the only gig he currently has going is entirely behind the camera (not to mention sporadic at best). Nobody is going to want to be attached to the sinking ship that is Bob Chipman.
Hey there's that Boston film crit podcast Bob has been on a few times.

I'd still do the positron treatment for it if you all could fund the booze supply I'll need to get through it.

Bob is only just now figuring out that collaboration helps you grow your brand online. You'd think he would have known this from his days working with all the previous websites that bothered to throw him a bone (Screw Attack, Geek.com, The Escapist), but apparently he only cared about them to the extent of giving his work an air of legitimacy, unlike those plebs who were putting out videos on their own. Except now a lot of those people have gone on to much greater success than he has ever achieved. I would like to point out that Drinker, the anti-Bob, streams with a large variety of people every week, including actual Hollywood insiders. One wonders if Bob is looking at him and simmering with jealousy and rage that he isn't getting invited to the cool kids' club.
Bob really does believe movies are life. And in the movies, the brilliant genius never needs anybody - people come to him for help.

Thus Bob believes that he should be doing just fine on his own. What did that poet know? "No man is an island?" Of course! Science proved man is a mammal - idiot. /bobmode
 
It's funny all the people telling Bob he just needs people to moderate his chat. That's assuming anyone other than his sycophants even bother to tune in, but even then, there are plenty of neets in his orbit, because lol fat, who would be glad to do it free of charge. As @King Dead said though, Bob is a charisma vacuum in real life. I'm pretty sure he tried to do a react video or stream with lesser brother and it was boring. It's not like he plays video games so he couldn't really do that, unless he wanted to stream Super Mario Bros 3 so he could wax philosophical about how it's the greatest game ever and tell us more about his personal vietnam of the console wars.
 
Calls it "complaining' (or agrees with the OP who did) when it's actually mockery.

No Kings: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Trump: LOL

Bob: Stop complaining and get UPSET like you're supposed to!!!!!
Bob is a mega autist that doesn't get any humor. He is such a blockhead. Also @MikeyNohMore did a stream on Bob
 
21Oct#03b
Bobby is still seething at his future being "stolen". And like the Count of Monte Cristo, he will get it back comes hell or high water.
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WOOHOOOO!!
The Kwisatz Tarderach is oinking virginally and retardedly about how tough he imagines himself to be!

I've missed Tough Guy Bobby recently and it's great to see him back. He's always good for a laugh.

Lardo Retardo can whine all he wants, but everyone knows that he's gonna do nothing but rot away in his Mommy's basement getting fatter and stupider as the beetus rots away his limbs.

It's ALMOST enough to make me pity him in some small way.

ALMOST.
 
WOOHOOOO!!
The Kwisatz Tarderach is oinking virginally and retardedly about how tough he imagines himself to be!

I've missed Tough Guy Bobby recently and it's great to see him back. He's always good for a laugh.

Lardo Retardo can whine all he wants, but everyone knows that he's gonna do nothing but rot away in his Mommy's basement getting fatter and stupider as the beetus rots away his limbs.

It's ALMOST enough to make me pity him in some small way.

ALMOST.

I like how Bob recognizes when the Democrats are being corny AF, but doesn't know, or doesn't care, how much of an absolute sperglord he comes across as with his "my enemies shall kneel before me and suffer muahaha" rants.
 
21Oct#03a
Someone rains on the No Kings parade; she characterize the protests as "pseudo events" that "made absolutely zero demand of our government". People took part merely to feel they were doing something so afterwards they can sit down and do nothing. She calls this a form of "controlled opposition", to divert people's energy from really organizing and fighting the system.
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I protest ergo I exist.
In the end, this is what this stupid protest boiled down to: a bunch of irrelevant weirdos whining about Trump enforcing the laws on the books. Like, seriously, there's not a single law that Trump has passed, just some executive orders mandating the use of laws that were put down years or decades ago but were conveniently ignored by the Uniparty. These tards wouldn't last two seconds in the dictatorship they think the Trump presidency has become.

And when someone has the gall to point out that slacktivism isn't doing jack shit, Bobby rees that "um aykshyually 'existence' is a good enough theme for a protest!" Uh huh. Hey, isn't it funny how the organizers had to rename their protest to "No Tyrants" in countries that actually had kings because they didn't want to seem like they were trying to do a coup? Aside from how funny it is that they're protesting Drumpf in countries that he has nothing to do with (rent free, baby), you'd think that if they truly believed in their message, they'd stick with their branding. Oh well!
21Oct#03b
Bobby is still seething at his future being "stolen". And like the Count of Monte Cristo, he will get it back comes hell or high water.
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Ah, Bob pretending to be a Machiavellian genius is one of my personal favorite kinds of Bob posts, mostly because remembering how impotent he is in real life makes his grandstanding all the funnier. The first part is funny too, where he claims that the Dems siding with illegals and posting cringe memes is a good thing.

But man, it never gets old seeing him complain that his life has gone nowhere and it's all Trump's fault, never once taking responsibility for how his actions have gotten him here. Like @Flexo said, he thinks he's an unsung genius that people should be stumbling over themselves to support, and if that isn't happening, well, it must be [insert boogeyman here]'s fault, and he's going to make them pay for it!

Bob, normal people tend to avoid anyone who posts unhinged shit like this on a daily basis. And you're not attractive enough to court the crowd some faggot like Hasan does (and now even he's crossed the line with his animal abuse). It's all your fault, and you'll never realize it. Continue screaming into the void, though, it'll surely fix things!
I know we all like to joke about Obama marrying a tranny, but seriously, is there a single shred of info to back up Bobby's assertion that he was pretending to hate the gays up until he got elected? Not only that, but gay marriage was never actually enshrined into law under Obama; it was yet another case of the courts magically finding the right to something through a tortured interpretation of the law, the same shenanigans that legalized abortion.

Alright, I actually went and did some searches on the Democrat platforms for 2008 and 2012. In 2008, gays got basically zero mention outside of saying that Dems opposed the Defense of Marriage Act, so they certainly weren't keeping their true feelings secret then, they just weren't blaring them loudly (plus, y'know, there was that whole economy imploding thing that took up a lot more of the airwaves). In 2012, there were more mentions of gay marriage, again including a repeal of DoMA, though hilariously also stating that churches should be allowed to administer marriage without government interference. Considering how they immediately went "bake the cake, bigot," that didn't age well. Funnier still, they didn't even repeal it, just had the Supreme Court do the work for them; they wouldn't actually codify gay marriage in law until Roe v. Wade was overturned and they were worried it would happen again with their other sacrament.

So no, Obama never made his support of gay marriage secret, or at least the Dems didn't. People voted him in because they didn't want a Republican after eight years of Bush (not to mention McCain basically conceded the race months before it was over, the faggot), it didn't really matter what his platform was. Also, need I remind people that fucking California itself voted against legalizing gay marriage the same year Obama got elected? Hilarious.
Bob once again fails reading comprehension. The reason they didn't mention Bush is because they're talking about the Democrat Party, and Bush was not a Democrat. I swear he's so retarded sometimes it hurts.
21Oct#09
Trump is demolishing part of the White House to make room for his ballroom. A&N.
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So fun fact: the White House has been expanded many, many times over the years. Hell, Truman oversaw a complete gutting and rebuild of the main structure when it was clearly falling apart. Acting like the structure is some sacrosanct building that can never be altered is performative bitching at its finest, especially since these tards can't help but complain about literally everything Trump does to the point that it's just white noise.
Hey there's that Boston film crit podcast Bob has been on a few times.

I'd still do the positron treatment for it if you all could fund the booze supply I'll need to get through it.
Has he even been on recently? It seems like he's not getting anything out of his membership there. I remember going to the site to see if he was mentioned a few years ago, but I saw literally nothing outside of sporadic mentions in end-of-the-year tier lists. I don't even know if they remember he exists.

I imagine any conversation he has is pretty lackluster, but if you want to attempt an episode, go for it. Just don't hurt yourself.
It's funny all the people telling Bob he just needs people to moderate his chat. That's assuming anyone other than his sycophants even bother to tune in, but even then, there are plenty of neets in his orbit, because lol fat, who would be glad to do it free of charge. As @King Dead said though, Bob is a charisma vacuum in real life. I'm pretty sure he tried to do a react video or stream with lesser brother and it was boring. It's not like he plays video games so he couldn't really do that, unless he wanted to stream Super Mario Bros 3 so he could wax philosophical about how it's the greatest game ever and tell us more about his personal vietnam of the console wars.
I forget where it is in the thread, but he did a video with a couple other Boston locals a little while ago where they just sat on a couch and watched some B-movie and talked over it in the worst imitation of MST3K possible, to the point they just had a meandering conversation in the middle that had nothing to do with the movie. The general consensus was that it was proof Bob truly suffers in a live format, and he would never make it as a streamer. If someone remembers that vid, a link would be appreciated!
 
WOOHOOOO!!
The Kwisatz Tarderach is oinking virginally and retardedly about how tough he imagines himself to be!

I've missed Tough Guy Bobby recently and it's great to see him back. He's always good for a laugh.

Lardo Retardo can whine all he wants, but everyone knows that he's gonna do nothing but rot away in his Mommy's basement getting fatter and stupider as the beetus rots away his limbs.

It's ALMOST enough to make me pity him in some small way.

ALMOST.

It is insane to me he's still pushing this "stolen future" line. Millions of people with fewer advantages than Bob -- the biggest of these being a supportive family that gives him a place to live and, I'm sure, three squares a day if he needs them -- have thrived over the last ten years. I'm not saying he didn't have setbacks that weren't his fault (we all do) or that he should be pulling six figures by now ... but to blame everything wrong in his life and prospects on whatever asshole is sitting in the Oval Office and people who vote differently than he does is absurd to the point that yeah, I think we can concede there is something seriously wrong with him psychologically. "It's just the war, and that lying sonofabitch Johnson!"

Thank God Bob doesn't have a wife to beat.
 
I forget where it is in the thread, but he did a video with a couple other Boston locals a little while ago where they just sat on a couch and watched some B-movie and talked over it in the worst imitation of MST3K possible, to the point they just had a meandering conversation in the middle that had nothing to do with the movie. The general consensus was that it was proof Bob truly suffers in a live format, and he would never make it as a streamer. If someone remembers that vid, a link would be appreciated!
It was called The Big Watch and it was such a collossal failure that Bob unlisted the video out of embarrassment.
No wonder he sticks to the edited, fast-talking style he copied from Yahtzee. It's the only way he can try and mask the fact that he's a slow, dim-witted mongoloid.
 
Has he even been on recently? It seems like he's not getting anything out of his membership there. I remember going to the site to see if he was mentioned a few years ago, but I saw literally nothing outside of sporadic mentions in end-of-the-year tier lists. I don't even know if they remember he exists.

I imagine any conversation he has is pretty lackluster, but if you want to attempt an episode, go for it. Just don't hurt yourself.
Ok. I'm going to pull a @Positron here and subject myself to Bob unfiltered. Pos, my dude? Have your priest say a prayer for me.

Here's something else I've learned. I decided to start with a podcast I know he was on:

Study that page closely. Bob is IN NO WAY mentioned on the page at all (not even in the episode tags). So! Apparently I will have to open every episode of this podcast to listen for whether he is on there or not.

Now clips!
Literally how the episode starts where Bob rants about how brave Ryan must be to convince someone to allow him to give them money.


Dear gods... the intro music literally goes from the 1:50 mark to just shy of the 2:50 mark. Almost 1 full minute! It's not even a jaunty tune. It's just musical stings.

Bob does the intro absolutely talking as fast as he does on his regular show. I don't think he speeds himself up much.
Bob says he's the chairman of the org.


He constantly pronounces it "Brook-line." I think I may hang myself.

There is a long discussion about theaters. I won't begrudge a nerd his passions in this nor a local talking about their beloved town.

Horny Bob. No really, just click this one. You can really hear the cringe in his cohost.


Listen to Bob physically beat a joke into the ground.


So bob goes on a political rant in this one. But I wanted to include just a bit of a lead in because you see how his cohost is like... actually being informative! And kind of on topic. And then... well I also include a bit at the end where you can almost hear the cohost slap Bob back on topic.

I'm about halfway through this episode. I'll have to finish it up tomorrow. I'll then begin a hunt through the episodes to see when Bob appears.
 
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