Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[Susanna]

All of you uterus-having potentially-birthing-persons love homemaking and decoration. I know you do, I've seen it.

My couch is too far away from my TV. Until I do the right thing and get a bigass huge mega TV, I have to move this couch, remove it from the wall and place it closer to this little pathetic cuck TV. This is not a couch that looks good from behind, and I don't know what I'm going to do with all the new room behind it when I move it (2 meters from the back of the couch to the wall where it used to be). Everything will look weird.

How would you solve this enormous problem, working with this limited information while rocking a max. 400 dollar budget? Bonus points for not making the arrangement look homosexual and/or filling the whole room with plants.

IKEA Kallax is a pretty stylish shelf that looks good from both sides and is perfect for both storage and decorations. And it just so happens to work great as a room separator. 2m is a bit too narrow to put anything behind it, but if you could move the couch further forward and fit a chaise, a side table, and a Kallax behind it, you’d have a pretty cozy reading nook.

 

[Swine Schwein]

blanket over the back of the couch

So simple, just like me, but I didn't even think of it. Of course, a blanket!

Thanks everyone, good stuff, I knew you were just the right weirdos to ask. I think I know what I'm going to do now.

1) BLANKET. One with depressing colors and masculine patterns. The couch will look so cool.

2) Long carpet behind the couch, to solidify a certain "this is a real intended and focused space instead of accidental, formless shit" look. Stoic colors, made from heterosexuality-affirming materials.

3) Bookshelves/block shelves/console stuff lining the wall behind the couch to really bring the new layout together. Cheap, ugly and effective for storage/display purposes. You know for my action movies and sports trophies.

I'll skip the dead animals for now.

 

[obliviousbeard]

All of you uterus-having potentially-birthing-persons love homemaking and decoration. I know you do, I've seen it.

My couch is too far away from my TV. Until I do the right thing and get a bigass huge mega TV, I have to move this couch, remove it from the wall and place it closer to this little pathetic cuck TV. This is not a couch that looks good from behind, and I don't know what I'm going to do with all the new room behind it when I move it (2 meters from the back of the couch to the wall where it used to be). Everything will look weird.

How would you solve this enormous problem, working with this limited information while rocking a max. 400 dollar budget? Bonus points for not making the arrangement look homosexual and/or filling the whole room with plants.

Male answer: have you thought on getting some floor standing plants there?

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Should I invest in based eggman coin?

 

[Swine Schwein]

Male answer: have you thought on getting some floor standing plants there?

Yes. By "some" I mean two max. But it's better if I don't, I suck at taking care of things. Also I wouldn't place them near the couch, my home gym crap will be close and I'll just make a mess. We'll see.

 

[Orphaned Punk]

I am lost and in need of femoid advice.

Spoiler: TMI

How do I navigate my way out of this situation?
Thank you for your time and patience.

 

[NoReturn]

I am lost and in need of femoid advice.

Spoiler: TMI

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How do I navigate my way out of this situation?
Thank you for your time and patience.

Spoiler

Make a T pose
Put down your left arm
Stick your RIGHT hand on the nearest wall
Start walking and do not take your hand off that wall
An enchanted ball of twine is also useful

 

[Afinepickle]

Okay, so there's a woman who's interested in me and, for once, I'm actually interested back which has been uncommon for me ever since the divorce. I've already gotten advice from my IRL male friends but I'm curious about a female perspective on my situation.

Spoiler: My situation

So my divorce really traumatized the fuck out of me and ended up giving me a lot of trust issues, especially with women, and because of that I have been actively avoiding relationships with women, even friendships. My fear is that my trauma response of essentially 'TRUST NO BITCH' is too strong and as a result of that I'm no good for anyone in a relationship. That said, I can't deny that I have been incredibly lonely over the last few years due to my self-imposed 'exile' from the dating scene. This isn't purely about sex or a sort of 'wahh I'm horny' type of 'lonely' either, there's two women in my life right now who want to do the whole FWB thing and I've shut them both down because I'm just now about that. In any event my longest friend, without my knowledge, forwards this woman my contact info because he knows me, he knows my type and she happens to be interested in and want to learn about my field of study.

We've been talking for awhile and it's clear she's interested in me and, for the first time in like a decade at this point, the feeling is mutual. Trouble is she's multiple states away and I am in a situation where I can't exactly leave on a trip whenever I want to. I have a bedridden elderly parent who it's fallen on me to take care of in his final years because no one else in my family would do it and FUCK leaving them in a nursing home. Suffice to say this is a very unfortuitious time and situation for me to be catching feels again in my middle age.

I genuinely don't know how to proceed. All my guy friends have the predictable guy responses of 'find some way to get her out to you' or 'take a short trip to get out there and hit it' or 'dude you need to get fucking laid it's been ten years' etc. etc. However, I really don't know if I'm ready or even capable of trusting anyone to that level again and I really, really don't want to lead this poor woman on if she's interested in me and I ultimately decide I am done with relationships. Period.

On the other hand, I like her a great deal and she is also very, very anti-left which is like finding a fucking unicorn in my experience. Maybe I've finally gotten over my shit to the point where I'm actually able to have a relationship? I just don't know. I also don't want to use this woman as some kind if guinea pig for my own thought experiment concerning my own psychology. I feel like I am in a damned if I do damned if I don't situation. I feel like if I keep her at arm's length I'll never know what could have been and, inversely, if I reciprocate her advances I run the risk of having misjudged myself and I could end up hurting her which I -really- do not want to do.

So ladies 'and troons larping lets be real here that's at least a third of this thread' what do?

 

[crazedaze]

what do?

You're not nearly ready, that's the only relevant reason to stay the fuck away. Get therapy and don't spread your misery.

 

[Deezy]

You're not nearly ready, that's the only relevant reason to stay the fuck away. Get therapy and don't spread your misery.

I agree. I sympathize with your situation, but you sound like you’ve already answered your own question. If you say you don’t know if you’re ready, chances are good that you’re not.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Okay, so there's a woman who's interested in me and, for once, I'm actually interested back which has been uncommon for me ever since the divorce. I've already gotten advice from my IRL male friends but I'm curious about a female perspective on my situation.

You need to PL about your divorce what exactly made you trust no bitch. Also lol very anti left if its anything to go by ,by the pick mes in here there are either kids somewhere hidden, untreated mental illnesses or side piece somewhere. Either way you need to see therapist .

 

[Billy Hargrove]

To me there's no point in starting LDR unless there is an end goal in sight. presumably you have a job and a sick parent and she has obligations. Especially in middle age where you can't exactly just pack things up and get a new job at Starbucks like at 22. Add this to your other issues. I think you know the answer as well.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

...fuck it. White women are 100% getting what they deserve. They eat shit like this article up and will qute literally fight over each other to be the first one the flagellate themselves in front of the altar of white guilt than immediately suck the nearest niggercock they see.

Any fellow whitebois reading this RUN do not walk from white women; Pacific Islanders/Samoans, Balkan chicks and Latinas (Actual Latinas not these second or third generation bitches who couldn't cook rice and beans if their lived depended on it) are all pretty great though.

There is genuinely no saving our ethnicity and white women are 100% to blame.

Okay, so there's a woman who's interested in me and, for once, I'm actually interested back which has been uncommon for me ever since the divorce. I've already gotten advice from my IRL male friends but I'm curious about a female perspective on my situation.

Never mind

After reading the post above all I can say whatever happened your deserve worse . I am sure you are going paint yourself as the victim like every other "nice" guy in here. I am sure she totally took half of " your"shit even though she paid half of the bills throughout the marriage.

I am also sure divorce came out of nowhere and she " cheated" after she moved out and moved on

Holy shit you hit every single divorced bitter haggot bingo .

You should date that pick me that believes that 19th was a mistake . You deserve each other

 

[crazedaze]

This all sounds to me like feminism created dickless soyboys incapable of giving women a good fucking and now all the chicks who bought into this shit as holy gospel are bending over backwards trying to justify their buyer's remorse and silence the plaintive screams of their vaginas calling out in desperation for dick.

Plaintive screams of their vaginas calling out in desperation for dick

it's giving mental illness, but i already figured that.

I've dated too many women in my life who were both immature and abusive both towards myself, and in one particularly awful case, to her own children. I've been in a lot of abusive relationships. The last one having been very serious.

Right, somehow the sperg screaming about le evil white wimmin and le evil feminists with dick-craving screaming pussies was totally a victim of abuse. I'm sure.

I also like assertiveness, which I suppose is somewhat odd for a male, but it's true. I'm turned off by demureness and being overly submissive. Individuality is a huge turn on, those who just tend to 'go with the crowd' immediately turn me off.Superficially I'm attracted to curvier women, but personality and commonality are of far greater importance. I enjoy harmony in my relationships and incessant conflict is enough to make me leave. I wasn't always like that but after suffering through several abusive relationships I decided personally that I just can't deal with that kind of shit.

He enjoys harmony in his relationships, not "incessant conflict". You know what they say about people who say "I hate drama"? That's right, they generally cause constant drama.
"Enjoying harmony and hating incessant conflict" is code for "I cannot handle conflict, lack emotional regulation, and when I am faced with the reality of a real intimate relationship with a real human woman (whom is beneath me of course) in which i must listen, understand her, negotiate, and cannot always get my way, I am actually being abused."

 

[Big Miss Steak]

I'd like to hear what some of the FemKiwis have to say about this video that's been making the rounds recently.

mov38_9_karen_rage.mp4

It features an attractive woman dressed in some sort of uniform, perhaps a flight attendant, and focuses on the reactions of other women who see her in passing.

The implication, based on the context I've seen it posted in, the comments replying to it, and the file name itself which I have not altered, is that these other women hate her for being attractive.

One particular reply I saw said something along the lines of "they hate her because she is more valuable than them in the only way that matters" which is quite the claim based on nothing more than one minute of edited clips.

Thoughts?

She's getting an equal amount of reactions from both men and women. They're reacting because not only is she dressed like a flight attendant in the middle of a shopping mall, but she's dressed like an extremely unprofessional, porn-version flight attendant. The heels, skintight skirt, bold makeup, and long hair are not within dress code for flight attendants. The people reacting know that she's there to get attention of some kind.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

I have been actively avoiding relationships with women, even friendships

Red flag

My fear is that my trauma response of essentially 'TRUST NO BITCH' is too strong

Is it a trauma response, meaning you fear that every woman you come into contact with will someone steal your finances and possessions, or is it an overflowing well of bitterness from your divorce that you project onto all women?

Trouble is she's multiple states away and I am in a situation where I can't exactly leave on a trip whenever I want to. I have a bedridden elderly parent who it's fallen on me to take care of in his final years because no one else in my family would do it and FUCK leaving them in a nursing home. Suffice to say this is a very unfortuitious time and situation for me to be catching feels again in my middle age.

Tell her that. Like literally all of it.

 

[Afinepickle]

Well, thanks for the pep talk gorls. Gonna let her know how I feel and see what happens from there. I'll be sure to keep you all updated

 

[crazedaze]

Well, thanks for the pep talk gorls. Gonna let her know how I feel and see what happens from there. I'll be sure to keep you all updated

No thanks, but feel free to start a "how long until I claim I am being abused by yet another femoid" poll away from the fucking bp. I'd follow

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Latinas (Actual Latinas not these second or third generation bitches who couldn't cook rice and beans if their lived depended on it)

As someone who's lived in Latin America for quite a while and knows many Latina women, an Ackshual Latina™ would cut your dick off if you said anything resembling this to her. Whatever passport bro info you've got about Latinas is at least 50 years out of date.

Look up Lorena Bobbitt's ethnicity if you don't believe me.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

I always hope passport bros know what they're getting into. Known a lot of men who go to Japan and get girlfriends and brag about how much hotter and more submissive and traditional Japanese women are...then they get married and it's no sex and she runs the house with an iron fist. Men complaining about this on the japan life etc subreddits are legion.