💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Second Missing Primarch]

Emily Bell (AKA E.D.E. Bell), Pat’s fixer for multiple conferences, is still losing her mind in case anyone wondered. Peep the engagement (replies are often from herself):

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Rule of thumb: if every community you've ever tried to participate in has been awful to you in some way, the communities aren't the problem. You are.

She'd be unbearable if she ever did try to play a TTRPG because she'd crash out the instant the DM put the slightest obstacle in her path, provided she didn't just get booted from the table for blowing up at the other players because they didn't do things how she wanted them to be done.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

'Yes stalker. I sent strangers on the internet pictures of my penis.'
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If Patrick sent anybody a picture of his penis they would have immediately posted it on the internet for everyone to see. For this reason alone I do not believe that Patrick anyone a picture of his penis. Maybe he meant to at some point but when he takes his pants off his gunt blocks view of his micro penis so all a stalker child would see is some flabby blubber. Even then they would’ve posted that as well so again, this didn’t happen.

 

[siegemeister675]

If Patrick sent anybody a picture of his penis they would have immediately posted it on the internet for everyone to see. For this reason alone I do not believe that Patrick anyone a picture of his penis. Maybe he meant to at some point but when he takes his pants off his gunt blocks view of his micro penis so all a stalker child would see is some flabby blubber. Even then they would’ve posted that as well so again, this didn’t happen.

We already saw it, no one would be scared of his little faucet dick so obviously this is another big fat lie (because Patrick is big and fat, except for his penis which is the opposite of those things).

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

We already saw it, no one would be scared of his little faucet dick so obviously this is another big fat lie (because Patrick is big and fat, except for his penis which is the opposite of those things).

Are you referring to the security camera footage of him in his bathrobe? Yeah, there wasn’t much to see there.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

My first thought reading that was "Go directly to prison, stalker. Do not pass go, child. Do not collect $200, child." And now I really want to see a Fatopoly board.

It would just be that joke board where every space is "go to jail" but instead it's "Go to prison stalker child"

 

[siegemeister675]

Are you referring to the security camera footage of him in his bathrobe? Yeah, there wasn’t much to see there.

Yup, and the police admitted during his lawsuit against them (contra Fatrick) that he was naked at the time, so the faucet dick was all there was to see!

 

[AltisticRight]

Wow, Fatrick must be slim and healthy from eating vegetables 3 times a day

Probably a few more than that, let's be honest.
He has a surplus of pepperoni.

 

[Cactuar King]

Emily Bell (AKA E.D.E. Bell), Pat’s fixer for multiple conferences, is still losing her mind in case anyone wondered. Peep the engagement (replies are often from herself):

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I keep forgetting she exists, but when I'm reminded I can't tear my eyes away. Pat truly does attract the best cows into his orbit.
Because he's fat and has his own gravitational pull.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Emily Bell (AKA E.D.E. Bell), Pat’s fixer for multiple conferences, is still losing her mind in case anyone wondered. Peep the engagement (replies are often from herself):

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I genuinely enjoy the Emily updates, she’s always shaking her fist at white guys and I find her suffering is just and appropriate. Darvo, duplex, LOOK IT UP.

“Maybe the kindness of gamer communities was always a lie.”

 

[siegemeister675]

Remember children, there's nothing necessarily gay about a man sucking dick or taking it up the ass:

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

We got some of them original pats. He’s absolutely sauced and seething tonight.

 

[femoralcanal]

He's just so fucking stupid, man. Aspirin and Tylenol aren't even the same type of painkiller.

Hopefully he'll try to use Tylenol to avoid blood clots.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

BECASUE is a new one I've not seen before

was this before the torquewheeler reveal and subsequent (apparent) spell checker disabling?

Becky Sue.

Beca gonna Sue (and lose to Quasi)

 

[siegemeister675]

BECASUE is a new one I've not seen before

was this before the torquewheeler reveal and subsequent (apparent) spell checker disabling?

Becky Sue.

Beca gonna Sue (and lose to Quasi)

I think it was yeah

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Pat’s fixer for multiple conferences

i saw posts about her on onaforums but everything she produces is schizo as fuck so i've never had any clue who she is or what she really does. i'm often blind, but when did she come up in the Pat saga before?

 

[TurboNAS]

Emily Bell (AKA E.D.E. Bell), Pat’s fixer for multiple conferences, is still losing her mind in case anyone wondered. Peep the engagement (replies are often from herself):

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I find it hard to look away from her. She’s incandescently angry at white men while begging for money from them for her projects.

Spoiler: ranting about Emily

She demands that white people (like Patrick) make way for the horde of brown authors Emily reveres. It’s a constant puzzle why she’s not signal boosted or interacted with by all these marginalized people she champions. Oh well, I’m sure they all appreciate her as an ally.

My favorite thing right now is this African translation project she’s running. She’s working with a writer lady in Africa to translate three gayass stories into English. Except each of the authors already writes in English and could provide a translation of their work without hiring a separate translator. It seems like the African lady will be the publisher of the stories so all of Emily’s work is to send money overseas in the finest traditions of foreign aid groups.

Emily’s soy filled husband, another dastardly white man, sometimes reposts her screeds or scolds people for not checking in on Emily. They’ve both been kicked off of convention organizing committees for various reasons. The latest being the writers symposium for Gencon where they were asked to bring in four authors in the sci-fi fantasy genre and ended up recommending only two authors, one who was a racial activist, not a fiction writer. But for no reason at all, people don’t want to work with them anymore.

They have a bunch of different authors for their little vanity press. But recently Emily was moaning that they couldn’t afford royalties for existing work because they’d been investing in projects like this African translation thing. She got some notice for that - other authors calling her out for mixing funds in the business. She’s a total mess and I love reading the latest crazy rants.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

If Patrick sent anybody a picture of his penis they would have immediately posted it on the internet for everyone to see. For this reason alone I do not believe that Patrick anyone a picture of his penis. Maybe he meant to at some point but when he takes his pants off his gunt blocks view of his micro penis so all a stalker child would see is some flabby blubber. Even then they would’ve posted that as well so again, this didn’t happen.

I have TRUE and HONEST pictures of Patrick's schlong

Spoiler: big, long, and uncut

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I play TTRPGs once a week, it's not hard. But we don't have any genderspecials in the group. I don't want them as a DM, and the players don't want to see game nights turned into struggle sessions. Sorry you have no friends. Maybe it's your personality. (It is!)

 

[IsaacShraeder]

We got some of them original pats. He’s absolutely sauced and seething tonight.
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Finally some updated prison lore:

So we won't be sentenced to life for our numerous crimes, but we will all be murdered in prison anyways because the only thing hardened criminals hate more than pedophiles are internet trolls.
I used advanced AI technology to simulate what this will look like:

 

[Broadside]

What's with the recent development of Pat going from one word "enjoy prison"ings to full on diatribes "Your brains are splattered all over your apartment walls, stalker" type shit? He's so obvious to read you just know something has irrevocably happened on his end that has pissed him off to this level of venting. What happened though?