💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[PrestonHolt]

We're entering into the same realm as Ralph where he's too bitchmade to do anything fun and too retarded to be interesting. It's just sunk-costed dents from here on out.

They even share the same retarded women, it's really funny how much in common they both have.

 

[Melty Butter]

All of this is boring, Nick. Shit or get off the pot. Nobody gives a fuck about this dusty old drama and nobody cares about trial coverage anymore.

Nah, look at EDB's numbers with Karen Read. That's a lot of cash. Even Nick knows not to fuck with her. Good trial coverage gives good rewards. Plenty of people will tune in here and there while mopping floors or whatever.

We're entering into the same realm as Ralph where he's too bitchmade to do anything fun and too retarded to be interesting. It's just sunk-costed dents from here on out.

This is 100% true. Last night made me sad. I'll admit it. He has not learned a single thing.

You know what's most sad about that? The Internet/America loves a comeback, genuinely. There are about 1000 ways Nick could have taken the high road. Instead we have the onslaught of 10 posts a day about the fucking Dabbleverse. Give it up, Nick. You once had talent. Going after Aaron/Kurt/Eric/Elissa/Moon/Fischer serves exactly no one.

 

[Telemeter]

I love how Nick showed up, high beyond belief, obviously under the influence of drugs, since Minnesota doesn't give a shit.

He was so obviously wasted, and Minnesota doesn't give a shit, they have had instructions to treat this obviously drug-addled weirdo sex pervert completely with glass hands. So this faggot can show up in his faggot suit and act like a complete faggot and openly break the law while totally fagging it up, and nothing will happen to him.

Fuck you, Minnesota. You are a disgrace of a state.

You are putting up with this.

When the rest of the people in the state are Somalians Nick is a model citizen.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You know what's most sad about that? The Internet/America loves a comeback, genuinely. There are about 1000 ways Nick could have taken the high road

It's a lot easier to just continue doing whippets, coke, and booze, rather than trying to improve yourself.

 

[Lurking9e9]

The longer his obsession with Kurt goes on, the less it makes any sort of sense.

Him being angry at Aaron? Okay. Even though Nick's clearly taken that to a psychotic extreme, it's not difficult to see why those two have beef.

But Kurt? Kurt barely did anything to him. He even stuck it out far longer than anybody else in Lawtube.

Nick is an asshole, and maybe that's all there is to it, but this is now pathetic even by his already low standards. It's been going on for over a year now, and Kurt largely just ignores it.

Also (per your image), Megan Fox is on Pedotips?
Ewwww.

He just wants to turn attention away from his own failures to Kurt's cooking.
Thus making Kurt the lolcow everyone should laugh at instead of himself.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You once had talent.

Did he though? Looking back he was just the first lawtube streamer and brought on different talent. Before he’d just show up on the Killstream which is how I first heard of him.

 

[Vibralldo]

The longer his obsession with Kurt goes on, the less it makes any sort of sense.

Him being angry at Aaron? Okay. Even though Nick's clearly taken that to a psychotic extreme, it's not difficult to see why those two have beef.

But Kurt? Kurt barely did anything to him. He even stuck it out far longer than anybody else in Lawtube.

Nick is an asshole, and maybe that's all there is to it, but this is now pathetic even by his already low standards. It's been going on for over a year now, and Kurt largely just ignores it.

Also (per your image), Megan Fox is on Pedotips?
Ewwww.

I think it's 3 reasons:

1. Kurt is a fat and awkward nerd, traits Nick thinks makes Kurt an easy target (he learned from Juju that having a dedicated

2. There's tons of cooking with Kurt videos, so Nick can farm endless content off them

3. Nick is offended that someone as fat, awkward, and nerdy (things Nick hates) as Kurt "betrayed" him

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Golly! Legal Mindset was repeating everything three times in a row as though he casting a spell or chanting. Which we all know is a sign of demonic forces. Hmmmm... something spooky just in time for Halloween.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nah, look at EDB's numbers with Karen Read. That's a lot of cash. Even Nick knows not to fuck with her. Good trial coverage gives good rewards. Plenty of people will tune in here and there while mopping floors or whatever.

Nick is unable to do the work to attain that level of success--much less deserve it by offering uniformed legal commentary.

Nick pissed away a support base, and he is incapable of retaining a new one.

This is 100% true. Last night made me sad. I'll admit it. He has not learned a single thing.

You know what's most sad about that? The Internet/America loves a comeback, genuinely. There are about 1000 ways Nick could have taken the high road. Instead we have the onslaught of 10 posts a day about the fucking Dabbleverse. Give it up, Nick. You once had talent. Going after Aaron/Kurt/Eric/Elissa/Moon/Fischer serves exactly no one.

You have to *want* to change.

 

[Lian Xing]

Letting your daughter into your coke stash is less criminal than showing one semi-nude picture of a woman to a single friend.

A picture of half a nipple and an after-the-fact discussion gets you 8 days of jail. Dosing an 8 year old with a Schedule II narcotic gets you probation and time served.

You know what's most sad about that? The Internet/America loves a comeback, genuinely. There are about 1000 ways Nick could have taken the high road. Instead we have the onslaught of 10 posts a day about the fucking Dabbleverse. Give it up, Nick. You once had talent. Going after Aaron/Kurt/Eric/Elissa/Moon/Fischer serves exactly no one.

Remember the cracked egg in the pan? That's Nicker's brain after drugs. He is wholly incapable of hiding his Hyde.

 

[waffle]

Don’t forget the golden rule. He CAN keep getting away with it.

I choose to believe that one day Nick is going to encounter an authority figure that sees him for what he is, and at that point all of his usual tricks will spectacularly backfire. Nick dick-rides Texas all the time, but he'd be in fucking prison by now if he lived there. I think the current favorite as far as that authority is the state professional licensing people - but with how fucked everything is in MN they might decide that his conduct didn't touch on the practice of law enough or something silly like that. The feds still have time to go after the obvious cyber crimes...

I'll admit it. He has not learned a single thing.

That's not true! He's learned some therapy talk words and tactics to help him try and hand waive his obvious addictions more effectively.

 

[Vibralldo]

While clipping Legal Dicksucker's pillstream in the LawTube thread, I found this clip where he says that he has forgiven Nick Rekieta

> Forgives Nick
> Immediately after has a drug fueled mental breakdown

Nick's the sonichu demon now

 

[Mr. Manchester]

> Forgives Nick
> Immediately after has a drug fueled mental breakdown

Nick's the sonichu demon now

Well keep in mind that he also kept the Gator Gaymer in his chat. He's cursed by all sorts of things.

But yeah that fucking demon is around there somewhere.

 

[Vect]

I saw the Elissa clips vids and it's a combined hour of him wobbling his head around like Stevie Wonder while looking like a boiled ham. I can't actually tell if he can see through those sunglasses.

Again, it's like he's lucid dreaming a sexual revenge fantasy while he's crammed in a locker in high school.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick Rekieta is very angry with Tom Myers:

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Tom is extremely obnoxious but Nick is still worse.

Nick's mad because he can't have a bong hit transplant during probation

How does Rekieta get to keep using "a small law firm in central Minnesota" in his introduction if he is not a lawyer and "Rekieta Law" is not a company? The only true thing about that sentence is that he's in central Minnesota.

Isn't he actually in southern Minnesota?


I guess that's subjective

 

[A Very Big Fish]

> Forgives Nick
> Immediately after has a drug fueled mental breakdown

Nick's the sonichu demon now

“Like the brief doomed flare of exploding suns that registers dimly on blind men's eyes, the beginning of the horror passed almost unnoticed; in the shriek of what followed, in fact, was forgotten"
- William Peter Blatty, The Exorcist

You have to *want* to change.

“The choice of every lost soul can be expressed in the words
"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.”
-CS Lewis, The Great Divorce

 

[3MMA]

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If this is about Keanu and the stream she was on with Nick, Rekieta is massively coping. Kiki definitely "won" that appearance. Think of everything we got out of that night.

It surely haunts the Cuckpope, every nightmare that isn’t about The Pugilist leaving him, over & over again, is about Her, terrible Her:

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THE LAWPOPE IS BACK BABBBYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Stolen Valor. Nick wishes he was a Ralphamalé. He just a a small town cuck from Central Minnesota.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Cuck Cokeita, a balldo and drug user in South Central Minnesota.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

So basically Nick is a troubled 14 year old girl, and if you leave him alone with an Internet connection he starts reaching out to strange men with questionable motives for attention?

We knew that already though

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

It is definitely an odd world in which we live where sharing a single nude of an adult results in jail time but exposing your children to drugs and neglecting them gets you basically no real punishment.

If people are supposedly getting 20+ years in prison for "minor weed possession" (like what I stoners crying about) then Rekeita should've been sentenced to death or something.