DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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unless he rolls out something like colonel sanders with another great southern racist cotton field owner accent then I literally don't care

it will be something dumb and gay

actually: bonus points if he picks something infantile, like some stupid mario shit and takes a selfie that makes him look like a child.

alternatively I will respect DSP if he does a super racist halloween outfit that is derish but with a rice paddy hat and big buck teeth and does a chinese accent. that shit would rock.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein powiedział(a):
What the fuck is going on with Phil's face today? If Phil was a normal person, I'd say he just got some sun and was wearing sun glasses, but its Phil, and he doesn't go outside and the discoloration is in some odd shape that doesn't match sunglasses.
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So drinking causes damage to the blood vessels in the face. Not only do they raise closer to the surface but they become dilated in a more readily evident way whenever they do drink, thus their face is always a little more red but when they drink it really glows for a bit.
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Phil, after sitting 40 minutes on stream: "The trolls are bums." Yes, Phil. The same trolls that have to beg degenerates and other social retards for their SSI checks to support YOUR gin and gacha addiction.

Also, I love his new scam: I lifted today and I filmed it. Now, how much will that cost? For the low cost of $1500, I'll show everyone the video of me lifting weights. Dude, I can go on YouTube and watch someone in MUCH better shape than you actually break down the exercise they're doing, what muscle groups it works to tear and grow that muscle, for free. Of course, I'm a "mentally ill moron" that lives in my parents basement, who has no real life experience and just sit on the internet all day and night and not a real mature adult with a business degree.

Phil is every greasy used car salesman minus the leisure suit and tacky sales tactics.
 
Don't forget, he was whining and crying about the money last night. But, he had already hit 2 goals on the earlier stream. He knows who gave the kick memberships, and knows that the money went through last time that person donated. "Hurrr durrrr he had snort fort in his name, you guys are fucking morons if you dont believe they'll be charged back". And he didnt record a $30 tip from the day stream.

Like others have said, he knows this bullshit works on a few of the dents. Can tell by their superchats that they feel bad for him for some insane reason.

Just pure douchebag tactics. He's hitting new lows. I can feel second-hand shame and embarrassment just watching him the past few weeks. He has no moral or ethical line he won't cross for money, and he has given up on even trying to hide the begging.

I have no complaints though. I love seeing him become more and more stuck into completely debasing and humiliating himself for the rest of his pathetic life.

Oooooh, a beef and cheddar snuuuyack sandwich!
 
Looks like we've finally unearthed the busted Super Turbo port phil was motivated enough to take 4th place in at Evo.

GG capcom for re-releasing it so the king can rise again

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GibMoneyPls powiedział(a):
Don't forget, he was whining and crying about the money last night. But, he had already hit 2 goals on the earlier stream. He knows who gave the kick memberships, and knows that the money went through last time that person donated. "Hurrr durrrr he had snort fort in his name, you guys are fucking morons if you dont believe they'll be charged back". And he didnt record a $30 tip from the day stream.

Like others have said, he knows this bullshit works on a few of the dents. Can tell by their superchats that they feel bad for him for some insane reason.

Just pure douchebag tactics. He's hitting new lows. I can feel second-hand shame and embarrassment just watching him the past few weeks. He has no moral or ethical line he won't cross for money, and he has given up on even trying to hide the begging.

I have no complaints though. I love seeing him become more and more stuck into completely debasing and humiliating himself for the rest of his pathetic life.

Oooooh, a beef and cheddar snuuuyack sandwich!
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He knows it works but not for money. But for posts like this and OIC posts. That's why he does it - its the love of the craft.

To be fair, you have to have a fairly high IQ to understand DSP's brilliant satire and irony - he's the Starship Troopers of game commentators.
 
dspsbiggestfan powiedział(a):
DSP also wanted FUCKING ARBYS to make actual steaks instead of the steak bites. Thats who eats the beef and cheddar, the only thing with a taste and look more nasty than its name. For someone who talks about being authentic eye-talian, he shares the singular tastebud with amberlynn reid. nasty motherfuckers.
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You're forgetting that Italian food is the most basic and bland food out there.
 
shaverinocory powiedział(a):
You're forgetting that Italian food is the most basic and bland food out there.
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I'd aggree with you if you were talking about the bastardised american-italian food.

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Look who decided to gin tweet at 2am again.
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Not sure it's a good idea saying that given how his mods and a majority of his paypigs are weirdos with weird fetishes. I still believe to this day Darziak was just the tip of the iceberg.

Imagine troons getting up against him and trying to deplatform him for that... I know he's so obscure that nobody outside us and the dents will see that but that would be funny.
The Southwest Strangla powiedział(a):
Wait, he’s gonna drop Pokémon. There’s no way he will hit the goals with it. He also hate Pokémon and makes fun of anyone who likes it. No one wants to give money to a guy who hates playing a kids’ rpg.
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Pokémon is a cashcow for him as the dents love it and he's got that gimmick of pay 25$ and name a pokémon I'll use today.

That thing kind of fucked him in Scarlet and Violet as he ended up with a team with pisspoor type coverage. The game is still too easy and he managed to beat it with his retarded team but that would have been fun seeing him try the last DLC where you actually had to care about synergies in the postgame.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth powiedział(a):
Look who decided to gin tweet at 2am again.
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But protecting a pedo who had a YouTube playlist called "Cute little girls" is perfectly fine, and it took two people that you claimed you "snaked" for you to finally ban the Canadian coomer, that's fine. Also, having a mod by the name of Anoymouse that was a furry and into some weird shit was okay, right? Right! As long as they give you money, you'll perfectly okay with whatever creep and weirdo to allow in your fanbase.
 
Beverly Sutphin powiedział(a):
But protecting a pedo who had a YouTube playlist called "Cute little girls" is perfectly fine, and it took two people that you claimed you "snaked" for you to finally ban the Canadian coomer, that's fine. Also, having a mod by the name of Anoymouse that was a furry and into some weird shit was okay, right? Right! As long as they give you money, you'll perfectly okay with whatever creep and weirdo to allow in your fanbase.
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Don’t forget panda was a minor that he said “they were talking for a few years” on YouTube. Also, he was buddies with Ralph a know pedo sex pest.
 
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