DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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Phíloden- King of Denthan powiedział(a):
I personally Think Phil is actually painfully below average with fighting games when all his experience is factored in. He isnt the "worst player ever", and has fundamentals but id hope so after playing them for 20+ years. His reactions and out of the box thinking are horrible though.

Phils one saving grace is he will look up tech that the pros use and use it himself. But he never adapts it fully, for all his complaints of pattern players Phil easily falls into that category.
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The best part about the tech stuff is that he will always do it on a training dummy with the settings for blocking and stuff wrong and think he has it down and then he will complain when it doesn't work consistently in a real match like it's the games fault.

He really has no idea of frame data or any of that stuff even with all of the time he spent in places that had the best possible discussion for that and plenty of pros willing to help.
 
Dented zone is already aging like a fine wine with all this lawyersydephil looping he's been going on recently.
 
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What the fuck is going on with Phil's face today? If Phil was a normal person, I'd say he just got some sun and was wearing sun glasses, but its Phil, and he doesn't go outside and the discoloration is in some odd shape that doesn't match sunglasses.

This Phil when he hits the gin hard pre-prestream?

(Fucked with to accentuate what I'm referencing)
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Good Lord his face is so jacked up...
All that face clenching he does to take bites of food, where it requires 100% of his infant brain's concentration really threw things out of wack I guess. (Funny how thats a lolcow staple, the infant/toddler full face clench concentration to eat food. Cobes was the same, Bossman too)
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Phíloden- King of Denthan powiedział(a):
I personally Think Phil is actually painfully below average with fighting games when all his experience is factored in. He isnt the "worst player ever", and has fundamentals but id hope so after playing them for 20+ years. His reactions and out of the box thinking are horrible though.

Phils one saving grace is he will look up tech that the pros use and use it himself. But he never adapts it fully, for all his complaints of pattern players Phil easily falls into that category.
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Phil, the king of scrubs, can only beat scrubs. He is not only below average he is staggeringly bad at ALL fighting games other than busted ass SF2 (particularly the super busted neo geo port).

Ironically SF2 has the most scrub pattern tactics compared to just about any fighting games over the last 2 decades (with rare exceptions). And he had to make it his entire life in order to grab some lucky casual exhibition wins. No life just sf2 all day everyday. The thing he claims everyone that beats him now does.

Always choked when it mattered and beat up on scrubs with no experience like John Rambo or that 12 year old he blogged about having an "epic battle" with. Like how he got "maStEr ranking" on sf6 purely through scrub attrition, like any retard can do. Gave up immediately to smurf on another platform cuz he's a scared bitch and can only scrub it up.

"Average" is giving this special needs uncoordinated button mashing unresponsive chimp too much credit.
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein powiedział(a):
What the fuck is going on with Phil's face today? If Phil was a normal person, I'd say he just got some sun and was wearing sun glasses, but its Phil, and he doesn't go outside and the discoloration is in some odd shape that doesn't match sunglasses.
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Its a very common sign of CONTINUAL acohol abuse. Broken capillaries and spider angiomas. Pretty eell documented as well. If he tried to say it was from going outside, the parrten doesnt match, for one, but also the tone of the surrounding skin also doesnt match for the redness you would get from the sun--inside other words, he would at least get some tan outside of the red.

more info: https://carolinaoutpatientdetox.com/how-to-spot-an-alcoholic-face/

also worth noting is how we talk about his jowls/snort sacks. Those are actually also caused by fluid retention from CONTINUAL alcohol abuse.
 
Elite Kipchak powiedział(a):
“Im not giving you content anymore”

- man who pays doody’s rent every time he opens his mouth
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Proceeds to say he will play cod which is certainly a "ragebait" game a minute later. Oh little phil, it doesn't matter what you play or do, there will always be clippers and restreamers. Raw will never get bored and decide to stop restreaming lmao. Basically every game is ragebait in his case since he sucks at 99% of games he plays besides champions. Tractors get the meaningful ragebait khantent no matter what.
 
GibMoneyPls powiedział(a):
His whole body is shaking like a damn withdrawaling alcoholic today. Bouncing up and down in his chair. Swaying left to right. Picking at his face and hair.

He forget to take his meds and morning gin or something?
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DTs, maybe?

edit: I only feel it’s worth mentioning because untreated DTs have a statistically significant mortality rate, and Phil hates doctors.
 
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I've never really been on #TeamFakeTips, however he's recently has been talking about how much he's hitting his goals unprompted almost every day. He's done it enough that pattern recognition has kicked in.

Now, we know anything Phil decides to directly talk about unprompted is either coping and/or an outright lie cause that's just how his dented brain works.

So, giving that undeniable fact, i'm forced to believe that Phil is indeed faking some of the tips, at the very least he must be faking the ones where he barley hits the goal.
 
The "Oh my god. Really? What a joke" face we all make when the fast food ends up being fast food and not 5-star cuisine.
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And obviously, who among us can resist immediately staring at their reflection (live video feed) to self-admire themselves?
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Phil is definitely a normal guy, with normal, rational things to say, and doesn't live to complain about everything to convince himself he is better than the world.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein powiedział(a):
The "Oh my god. Really? What a joke" face we all make when the fast food ends up being fast food and not 5-star cuisine.
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And obviously, who among us can resist immediately staring at their reflection (live video feed) to self-admire themselves?
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Phil is definitely a normal guy, with normal, rational things to say, and doesn't live to complain about everything to convince himself he is better than the world.
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He just loves being hateful. It’s fast food made by people who hate their jobs. He was the kid in school who lives to make fun of anyone for any reason, but don’t make fun of him or he will go to mommy and cry. He thinks being a smart ass is content and not just showing how he’s an ass to fast food workers who have to make this. It’s not their fault, phil. They are just trying to get a paycheck.
“Hack hack hack. It’s like DOODY! why does these urban sissies retards make can’t make good food? Why do everyone hates me?”
 
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