DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Southwest Strangla]

Tomorrow's night stream is browsing steam to find a game to play because BF is wagequit and he has no other games to play on night streams now.

Gonna be crazy when we end up with more games wage/ragequit this year then the last 4 years combined.

It looks like he’s gonna take the whole late stream to look for a game. Lmao he still has BO6 in the pic
He’s also going to wagequit Pokémon since that won’t bring in as much cash BO6

 

[HorseSense]

Once again, Phil brought up why he wasn't accepted into that Ivy League school and ranting about how because he wasn't "an athlete or a minority",

This:

Spoiler: Notre Dame Prep (corrected cuz I was high on khetamine)

is not an automatic ticket to :

Spoiler: Yale

And IMO anyone seriously making a case about being denied admission leads with their SAT.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I swear, Truck Driving Sim might as well be relabeled as "Therapy Session"

2nd only to the lvl 1 copecast. He is coincidentally cutting back on that and I wouldn't be surprised if tractors are part of the reason since a lot of gold dust can be gleamed from them because of the delusional rants.

 

[Comma]

I think I might have recorded the fastest retcon/most mentally ill lack of self-awareness from DSP ever. From yesterday's Snoring Truck Simulator stream:

0:39

Literally three seconds. Three fucking seconds.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I swear, Truck Driving Sim might as well be relabeled as "Therapy Session", because my God, there is so much gold dust in that stream by itself. Once again, Phil brought up why he wasn't accepted into that Ivy League school and ranting about how because he wasn't "an athlete or a minority", he wasn't accepted. Phil fails to realize that schools like Harvard, Yale, Princeton, etc...do not give give athletic scholarships. Second of all, you have to not just have good grades and do volunteer work to get into Ivy League schools, hell any decent college for that matter, they want a well written essay about a time - or times - about a specific challenge you overcame and other achievements. Not getting that Wolverine toy at 14 doesn't count and/or dancing with that hot Latina doesn't count as a "specific challenge you overcame.", Phil. Good grades do help, but they also want people that overcame certain challenges and what made them who they are today.

Speaking of college, he called his business degree "worthless", as he couldn't get a decent job out of college. Uh, hate to break it to you, Phil. Most people don't, unless their internships can turn into a job fresh out of college and/or they know someone who can get their foot in the door into a place. College isn't just to "study", it's also to make connections and to network with people. It's why it's helpful to make connections to your favorite professors in college, as they can 1). Write a letter of recommendation 2). Have a former colleague at major corporation that can get your foot in the door, especially if you're the same alumni as that person, as you're looked more favorably than someone else who went to another university. However, being a friendless weirdo, you wouldn't know this unless you were handheld.

Also, you know there is such a thing as giving us detractors too much material to work with. Keep it up, Phil. The 220 arch is definitely brewing up something good.

I hate it when phil try to sneak in culture war shit when he's coping. no, phil, you not getting into yale isn't because "me no black"; it's because you're a 'tard who barely passed high school. first, ivy league schools are fuckin' hard as hell to enter. phil said his SAT weren't good. He said something like 800-900 which is below average. you have a low SAT socre, no extras, you did nothing to make yourself stand out. yes, there are a lot of reasons why you didn'y make it
also, business degrees are worthless. if he stayed with his coding class or whatever computer class it was, he could have gotten a good job; however, he was too stupid to understand anything in it and just cope by sayin "the teacher was book smart, not street smart".
phil, it's college. kiddie gloves are off now. the teacher shouldn't dumb things down for you. drop out. work at Wal-Mart.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I dunno I think the writers are cooking with this FitSydePhil arc. My penultimate prediction is this is the first domino piece to coming out of the closet.

I'd like to see Kat melt down over this.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

also, business degrees are worthless. if he stayed with his coding class or whatever computer class it was, he could have gotten a good job; however, he was too stupid to understand anything in it and just cope by sayin "the teacher was book smart, not street smart".
phil, it's college. kiddie gloves are off now. the teacher shouldn't dumb things down for you. drop out. work at Wal-Mart.

He absolutely could've gotten a good job with his biznis digri, his problem was that he was too dense to know that biznis digris are useless when it comes to gaining knowledge but great for networking and finding employers you can work with straight out of college. The business school he went to is actually one of the better ones in the US for this exact reason, it helps their students a lot with networking opportunities. However, anyone who knows Phail knows that if there is one thing he's a master at, it's throwing away opportunities. Not to mention he'd be doomed from the start because he is genuinely too incompetent at anything. He did get fired from every job he ever held except for his high school job tossing salad and pumping yoghurt at the "health food store."

 

[Pargon]

He absolutely could've gotten a good job with his biznis digri, his problem was that he was too dense to know that biznis digris are useless when it comes to gaining knowledge but great for networking and finding employers you can work with straight out of college. The business school he went to is actually one of the better ones in the US for this exact reason, it helps their students a lot with networking opportunities. However, anyone who knows Phail knows that if there is one thing he's a master at, it's throwing away opportunities. Not to mention he'd be doomed from the start because he is genuinely too incompetent at anything. He did get fired from every job he ever held except for his high school job tossing salad and pumping yoghurt at the "health food store."

He’s also scared to death of other people, has been for years and undoubtedly wasted any chances and ignored all advice to do said networking, which only becomes more and more important the more unremarkable one’s school and program is. Even if he’d made it into Yale he’d have had to make introductions and shake hands, and he would have never done so.

 

[MAWBD2]

Also, another point for those who think FAT Kat has left.

I am still not sold on the fat Khet has left coin. If what pigroach told triple P lesbian about the horsemom's health issues, she needs probably extra money for treatment/tests. She has no edumacation, works (or worked) part time retail. One one hand, I wouldn't be surprised if she was psychologically abused by pigroach or at least she feeling being utterly trapped. On the other hand: no sex wanted by pigroach, no rent/nor mortgage, door dash every day and she can spend all day playing Skyrim. Stockholm syndrome goes a long way, especially when you financially dependent on the other.

Edit: Also, pigroach will never let detractor get a W by admitting they split up and he has to project a mature adult image to his dents. He will do everything to maintain this image, including a mariage of convenience.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Even if he’d made it into Yale he’d have had to make introductions and shake hands, and he would have never done so.

shake hands with male style humans?! He's a robust happily married man dood, he can't do that!

 

[Mysterious Figure]

He’s also scared to death of other people, has been for years and undoubtedly wasted any chances and ignored all advice to do said networking, which only becomes more and more important the more unremarkable one’s school and program is. Even if he’d made it into Yale he’d have had to make introductions and shake hands, and he would have never done so.

He could never make connections with anybody. He keeps getting into fights and arguments with everybody.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

He could never make connections with anybody. He keeps getting into fights and arguments with everybody.

Phail always has to be the smartest one in the room. That, combined with never being mistaken or to blame, makes friendship or partnership impossible to establish let alone maintain.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil's education path was follow Daddy and he'll get you a good career. At a point too late in the process, Dave realized that wasn't going to happen no matter what he did. Then Philip is left with a business degree which was the worst way to go... they're for attractive people who can influence others. Phil is ugly and his parents knew he was challenged with how much they coddled him, even if he had the best intentions, that wasn't going to go well. Heck, maybe even Phil's "back injury" was Dave's last gasp plan for Phil to sustain himself.

 

[Power Glove]

He could never make connections with anybody. He keeps getting into fights and arguments with everybody.

Severe narcissism and a total lack of empathy combined with a personality nurtured by action films and WWE personas, and lower than average intelligence as the cherry on top. Does that sound like someone you'd want in your circle of friends?

 

[Switch Mongo]

King of Retro

King of reeetro

I like how Phil insists that he doesn't need Raw Phil's viewers because they're all toxic, horrible people and yet simultaneously complains about Raw Phil stealing his views.

The people who like you watch you. The people who don't like you watch Raw Phil or other restreamers. More people dislike you than like you.

Has he accepted that more people dislike him than like him at this point, or would that bruise his ego too much?

No, denial is strong with his faggot ass. It’s buried so deep even he believes his own bullshit. We did get a nice little rant yesterday when he brought up raw and Phil and other detractors. Seeing Phil in real time say he won’t give the detractors more anything to make fun of him with while simultaneously doing exactly that is kino.

Re: the comments on DSPs history with old school games/consoles

Phil was spoiled growing up while having you believe he was raised in poverty in a nigga stole my bike kind of neighborhood. To top it all off, he was/is a poser. He got all the consoles and games he wanted just to rub it in his peers faces all the while having no love for anything. It just adds to ever growiing fact that No one likes/d him.

To me when I think of how kid Phil would act he reminds me of those kids you would go over to their house to play video games and they end up just making you watch them play while going “did you see that?”

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil doesn't care about Raw Phil views, he wants the money from the donators there. We know from Side Scrollers and the Suprcrzy scam that detractors are willing to burn their money, as well.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

I was watching WPIG yesterday and he had a clip of Dave saying he needs to memorize where all the vehicles spawn, like buddy they all spawn at HQ, they always spawn there on a timer.

 

[Mewchu]

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Did this fucking retard just say that monetising your pet for your stream is scummy?

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

-Tune Into stream
-20 seconds of dead air followed up by begging before the gameplay even begins, demanding $300 before the stream's over
Classic DSP experience.

It looks like he’s gonna take the whole late stream to look for a game. Lmao he still has BO6 in the pic
He’s also going to wagequit Pokémon since that won’t bring in as much cash BO6
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