💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Lurking9e9]

Nearly a month without a stream and two weeks since a tweet, despite being allegedly a free man.

I used to think the Rekieta Media Empire couldn't fall, but he is trying really hard to kill it.

 

[Oxyjen]

Come out you cuckold! Your three remaining fans are worried!
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Hah, you can just imagine the sneering contempt with which Nick would regard that last one. But I’m sure he doesn’t bother to check in on his defunct community anymore.

 

[Tiger Jack]

So if your job is meant to be internet streaming, how long can you go without streaming and still consider yourself employed?

 

[dustnight]

Imagine seething for the rest of your life because this man didn't want to have sex anymore.

 

[Major]

Imagine seething for the rest of your life because this man didn't want to have sex anymore.

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Every night nick thinks of Aaron.

So does his wife.

 

[parsnip]

Imagine seething for the rest of your life because this man didn't want to have sex anymore.

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I can't help but wonder what kind of hog Aaron must be dragging around to drive Nick and Kayla so insane by withholding it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I can't help but wonder what kind of hog Aaron must be dragging around to drive Nick and Kayla so insane by withholding it.

By all accounts, as sought and requested by Patrick "What do you mean you wouldn't fuck a kid? I'd fuck a kid" Melton, it is allegedly average with a noticeable curve to the left.

Is it a "hog" by terms of national statistics? No.
Is it a "hog", in comparison to Nick's short, pencil-like penis? Yes.
Did it scratch an itch Kayla has never reached without the assistance of a shapely silicone friend (and/or a strange testicular attachment)? Yes.

"I've never heard her making those kinds of noises before"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" (Rekieta upon seeing Kayla's orgasm on the Imholte Impaler in the martial bed)
t. Aaron Imholte, quoting Nick Rekieta - Kino Casino Interview - 26th of May 2024

 

[Oxyjen]

it is allegedly average

This was actually confirmed by aaaron on Monday’s show, where he declared it “Astonishingly average” including a whole bit where he re stated this to the tune of “born in the USA”.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

hehe Nick has a small weiner and it doesn't even work!!!!

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Locals update:


He totally doesn't have a stash of these posts already, he has to pretend they were curated for him by his three remaining Locals supporters.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Locals update:


He totally doesn't have a stash of these posts already, he has to pretend they were curated for him by his three remaining Locals supporters

"Look, I know you pay me for content that I haven't uploaded Locals-exclusive content in many, many months, but can you provide the new content that you pay me for? Please?"
"Lets reminisce about the times I actually put out content, unlike right now, where I'm asking you (the paying customer) to do it for me."

Is this nigger for real?
EVEN DSP ISN'T THIS SHAMELESS

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Locals update:

He totally doesn't have a stash of these posts already, he has to pretend they were curated for him by his three remaining Locals supporters.

Oh he HAS to be reading here. Not a few hours ago, we were talking about how neglected his locals chat was.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Locals update:
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He totally doesn't have a stash of these posts already, he has to pretend they were curated for him by his three remaining Locals supporters.

He can just check twitter, there's about five of us including a MN governor candidate making occasional tweets about him.
Also if he thinks he can use this as some sort of defense to his current disasters he's nuts.

 

[Vibralldo]

Locals update:
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He totally doesn't have a stash of these posts already, he has to pretend they were curated for him by his three remaining Locals supporters.

Nick saw that even his final few sycophants were getting ready to leave so he's trying to placate them.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I don't know why the Locals gift has been such a grind for Nick, since only about 14 people will bother to claim it.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

"Look, I know you pay me for content that I haven't uploaded Locals-exclusive content in many, many months, but can you provide the new content that you pay me for? Please?"
"Lets reminisce about the times I actually put out content, unlike right now, where I'm asking you (the paying customer) to do it for me."

Is this nigger for real?
EVEN DSP ISN'T THIS SHAMELESS

I see he's learning from Melton. That fat, lazy fuck has his listeners send him clips for his shows then he'll spend 10 minutes bitching at them if it isn't timestamped properly. I guess it's the next evolution for the paypigs, why just send superchats to get your "jokes" read live when you can edit the content for the show you're watching and still pay for it?

 

[Red Frida]

So if your job is meant to be internet streaming, how long can you go without streaming and still consider yourself employed?

More importantly how long can you go without streaming before MN concludes you don't have gainful employment and that it's all a farce to cover up petrofac trust fund nepo baby as an income source? MN's legal system is a joke.

Locals update:
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He totally doesn't have a stash of these posts already, he has to pretend they were curated for him by his three remaining Locals supporters.

"Let's all share a laugh about people expressing frustration at how I was able to neglect my kids while possessing felony amounts of coke with very minor consequences"
You realize your mistreatment of your kids are the punchline to these jokes of yours, right balldo man?
Keep making your own problems the basis of your online content that's a very good strategy.

 

[AnOminous]

I see he's learning from Melton. That fat, lazy fuck has his listeners send him clips for his shows then he'll spend 10 minutes bitching at them if it isn't timestamped properly. I guess it's the next evolution for the paypigs, why just send superchats to get your "jokes" read live when you can edit the content for the show you're watching and still pay for it?

People used to send him all kinds of shit straight up free just to see it on his show. He didn't even have to ask.

That was before he exposed himself as a contemptible piece of cuck shit who doses children with cocaine.

More importantly how long can you go without streaming before MN concludes you don't have gainful employment and that it's all a farce to cover up petrofac trust fund nepo baby as an income source? MN's legal system is a joke.

Unless that's explicitly in his probation conditions it isn't a thing. They don't want you on welfare because if the state is going to pay for you anyway they can do that while you're in jail.

"Idle hands are the Devil's workshop" is a thing, too, but Minnesota doesn't seem to care about that. Just consider Nick a white trash George Floyd except nobody would riot if you knelt on his pencil neck until he croaked.

 

[Lian Xing]

More importantly how long can you go without streaming before MN concludes you don't have gainful employment and that it's all a farce to cover up petrofac trust fund nepo baby as an income source?

The probation conditions don’t matter. The county wants this to go away just as much as Nick. It’s only five years because he is a complete narcissistic cunt.

 

[Vibralldo]

More importantly how long can you go without streaming before MN concludes you don't have gainful employment and that it's all a farce to cover up petrofac trust fund nepo baby as an income source? MN's legal system is a joke.

Forever, apparently