Ethan Ralph will crawl on his hands, knees, and gunt through broken Maker’s Mark bottles and empty pill bottles to his own thread on the Kiwi Farms, begging for just one last shred of relevancy before dying due to alcohol poisoning. And we will whisper to him, “no”.
Because his name is Joshua?
Did retard piggy @theralph forget he's also a Kiwi Farms user?
He just wants his e-dadeh Jersh to pay attention to him.
True, and Farmers were a non-negligible part of the audience of the KEELSTREAMM before he decided to burn all of it for a the sake of a begnin corn joke.
As much as he's a petty fag who keeps a long list of grudges, I expect his brain is such a melted puddle of goo that he doesn't remember the minor specifics anymore and hates us as much out of habit as anything else.
I love how Ralph’s mind worked here. He sends an apology to Josh, so now obviously everyone on the Farms will fall in lockstep behind Josh in a war against AF. It really is a toddlers view of the world and how people work.
As soon as you get done writing it. Chop, chop faggot!
That was fast, lol.
I mentioned this in the OP rewrite metathread but the Ralph rewrite needs serious work still. Mainly because there's wrong information and there are certain pivotal events that are left out.
I want to update the Ethan Ralph thread; it's just been difficult trying to get people to fact-check every detail of Ethan's life. If people are willing to put in the effort to help with the thread, I am able to help update it.
Some stinky femcel with mental and physical retardation and daddy problems that likes the attention from irrelevant gunted streamers to fill an absent alcoholic father role, does "art" and likes rap "music".