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That's a soyjak face if I ever did see one
💼 Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu
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- 25 Lut 2021
Nathan would be over the moon--and completely misunderstand--if a tracing of him became a popular soyjack.
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- 4 Sie 2020
> [John Arbuckle] is CELEBATE but Plain like Andrew Garfield.
What is the opposite of a sleeper agent activation phrase because reading this caused me to go offline for a solid minute.
What is the opposite of a sleeper agent activation phrase because reading this caused me to go offline for a solid minute.
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- 25 Gru 2017
Nathen’s sister is apparently doing some autism sensory design for hotel… or some shit. Nathen claims he’s partnering with it, but the real thing to note is that conveniently near the end of the video we get a cameo from daddy Hayssam himself who appears to be having some sort of meeting while showing someone the display booth. Which of course means that just like Nathen, 100% of the El Masri children’s’ accomplishments are directly tied to their billionaire father. Not that we needed any confirmation of that, but it’s still funny how even when they try to downplay him, he always shows up.
What I love about the next clip is that he passes by his mom, looking just as rough from bad plastic surgery as ever, and he doesn’t acknowledge her whatsoever even though she’s right in front of him…but then points out her photo in the brochure on the table. Almost like he knew she looked horrid and only wanted us to point our attention to the photoshopped headshot of her.
Though even then…woof.
If any woman ever reads this post, please never get Botox injections. If the wife of a Saudi billionaire still looks this bad after it, you stand absolutely no chance
What I love about the next clip is that he passes by his mom, looking just as rough from bad plastic surgery as ever, and he doesn’t acknowledge her whatsoever even though she’s right in front of him…but then points out her photo in the brochure on the table. Almost like he knew she looked horrid and only wanted us to point our attention to the photoshopped headshot of her.
Though even then…woof.
If any woman ever reads this post, please never get Botox injections. If the wife of a Saudi billionaire still looks this bad after it, you stand absolutely no chance
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- 26 Maj 2013
I mean, nothing was going to help Mahd-Ai Al-Mudi there, the Botox had likely little to do with it.
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- 23 Sty 2022
I just realized, the Casper the friendly ghost graphic he used probably means the "capser bodypillow" Nathen was talking about a few months ago, was a cartoon Casper bodypillow/not the Casper luxury mattress brand I had first assumed (my fault for giving him the benefit of the doubt/assuming it was a normal bodypillow).
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- 17 Sie 2019
Wait, he pronounces it as iggies? It’s not e-jeez?
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- 25 Gru 2017
Yeah that’s been a point of confusion for years now.
And now for some nightmare fuel
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- 23 Sty 2022
Wait, is Nathen at NY Comic Con?
I thought his sister was a fashion designer? Didn't she have a Charlie Brown/Peanuts themed streetwear brand sold in Dubai?
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- 25 Gru 2017
1-no he’s at a Dubai knock off of comic con, his brother has a booth there. He posted some pictures and videos about it the other day hit it wasn’t anything worth sharing
2-different sister. That’s his sister Jasmin. The El Masri family is surprisingly large
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- 23 Sty 2022
He has a brother? For some reason I thought Nathen only had sisters/was potentially on tract to inherit billions & become the world's second billionaire lolcow (behind Elon Musk, obviously).
Eh, NY Comic Con has sucked since the pandemic (although arguably it's been on a steep decline since the mid 2010's - when it became more about AMC Walking Dead panels & promoting Disney Marvel movies, than, well, actual comics). The Dubai Comic Con is probably better, if only 'cause Dubai events generally go all out, as is said countries' tradition.
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- 25 Gru 2017
He has two brothers, one is a traditional artist the other is a tattoo artist, not to mention all cousins, including the one he was having sex with
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- 25 Gru 2017
Today was an especially unhinged day for Nathen
He began by announcing that he’s allegedly going to start studying to become a lawyer in New York, California, Canada, and the UK. Seeing as his dad bought his high school and college degrees, I’m skeptical he’ll survive law school, but if Nick Rekieta could buy a law degree, so can Nathen.
Then he raved about a heated toilet seat for some reason
And now, the announcement we have all been waiting for. His love quest is back on!
And then he randomly posted a baby photo of himself , which I like because even as a baby he still had the same horrific hairline. Proving that he isn’t balding, he just never had hair.
He began by announcing that he’s allegedly going to start studying to become a lawyer in New York, California, Canada, and the UK. Seeing as his dad bought his high school and college degrees, I’m skeptical he’ll survive law school, but if Nick Rekieta could buy a law degree, so can Nathen.
Then he raved about a heated toilet seat for some reason
And now, the announcement we have all been waiting for. His love quest is back on!
And then he randomly posted a baby photo of himself , which I like because even as a baby he still had the same horrific hairline. Proving that he isn’t balding, he just never had hair.
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- 8 Paź 2019
I'm really rooting for him to find a boyfriend-free girlfriend!
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- 25 Gru 2017
Sure you don’t want to apply to be his girlfriend-free boy and get some of that El Mazri money? You get to be the top
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- 4 Paź 2020
Garfield fueled me to represent myself
I will get thread banned for stating the obvious time and time again, but man, I love his special brand of autism so much. He should licence that.
I will get thread banned for stating the obvious time and time again, but man, I love his special brand of autism so much. He should licence that.
Kek. The color scheme of his little pajama is even similar to his old Scooby Doo or Garfield custom suits. This guy's destiny was already in motion.
Let's hope that will be contained to Dubai or some random Allah Akbar shithole. In Canada, our happy retard would be a perfect mark for any vapid gold digger. I guess that woman will have to be approved by Don El Masri anyway.