🌟 Internet Famous David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

[Gothic Runes]

Given the dogshit they build maybe just let the Canadians and Australians handle it instead?

Australia maybe but Canada followed Europe's lead and let their army rot for decades.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Australia maybe but Canada followed Europe's lead and let their army rot for decades.

Yeah and most of their heavy industry is shut down too.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kI2F3O1fdW0

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=kI2F3O1fdW0

Lazerpig has a new video. Cannot watch rn. But it is about the British Army.

Oh, finally David having a decent take for once. Let's see what he has to say about the Brit-

What the fuck you mean have a branding strategy on par with Wendy's?

 

[Welf Welf]

What the fuck you mean have a branding strategy on par with Wendy's?

He can't stop thinking about fast food, because he's fat, you see. Very Tomlinsonian.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I haven’t read the thread for a while, and I’ve jumped right to the last page to post my prediction for his “British army sucks” video before watching it.

• It’s gonna have a pretty good introduction to the British Empire pre-World War I.
• Going to blame stuff on racism.
• Refusal to acknowledge the reason why Britain is so weak is because of disastrous social policies demanded by people like lazerpig.
• The ending is gonna be unabated hatred and seething that Britain is so weak they cannot single-handedly stop Russia from taking Ukrainian clay and that America it’s too busy winning domestically to care about policing the third world like it’s has been full of past 40 years.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

...What the fuck do you mean the British Army has a 90% dropout rate in Basic?

 

[Foltest]

...What the fuck do you mean the British Army has a 90% dropout rate in Basic?

Eiter the brits army have a stupid high standards or the the brit public are so out of shape and retarded that they can't pass basic training.
Both of these options are stupid.

 

[BlastMonk]

He's at peak Dunning-Kruger effect here. He presents himself as more knowledgable about warfare and tactics than the ENTIRE CHINESE ARMY.
-China doesn't innovate it only copies
Yes David, what the fuck do those moronic generals of the Peoples Libertation Army know about warfare or armament procuments. China actually doesn't understand anything about war and are just copying what other western militaries are doing, no technological developments here so long as you ignore their domestic AI, drone, tank, airforce, naval and nuclear technological developments over the last 20 years. Their entire military expansion and modernisation is actually all one great big cargo cult, China's copying the west but doesn't actually understand or comprehend why they are doing it. Unlike this fat alcoholic faggot whose such an expert even his viewers can learn more from him from a single video about war than any officer in the Chinese army.

-Questioning orders and taking the innovative is something drilled out of them, so even if they are told to do something that won't work they will still keep doing it over and over
And his proof to prove all this are the fucking Mulan movies, you know these Disney movies made for kids? Yep you can actually use them to psychoanalyse the entire Chinese approach to warfare and predict all their furture actions in war with them. Actually fucking braindead he has no critical thinking and yet he presents himself as an expert on geo-politics and warfare.

He also claims that China hasn't figured out how to get MREs to its frontline without it rotting. Yeah the country that has enough food supply and logisitics so that more than a billion people eat every single day just can't figure out food preservatives and storage techniques. He's shockingly dumb.

 

[The Grognard]

Eiter the brits army have a stupid high standards or the the brit public are so out of shape and retarded that they can't pass basic training.
Both of these options are stupid.

TBF anyone who's actually in shape is more likely to just focus on doing something that pays them better and has more prestige involved, like being a used car salesman. Then again, this does represent a problem liberal western governments have with their professional militaries. They simply can't get the prime meat cuts of the society for their war machine and end up relying on people too retarded to be productive at a real job.

Of course, Pig assumes that this is just a problem of marketing instead of you know, the average person considering joining the military in a shitlib society to be seen as a sucker who dies in some middle-eastern war of Whocareistan.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

my prediction for his “British army sucks” video before watching it.

• It’s gonna have a pretty good introduction to the British Empire pre-World War I.
• Going to blame stuff on racism.
• Refusal to acknowledge the reason why Britain is so weak is because of disastrous social policies demanded by people like lazerpig.
• The ending is gonna be unabated hatred and seething that Britain is so weak they cannot single-handedly stop Russia from taking Ukrainian clay and that America it’s too busy winning domestically to care about policing the third world like it’s has been full of past 40 years.

Well I was wrong, I’m honestly kinda shocked that Lazer “her prostate” Pig is yearning for the good old days of Russian style propaganda, rule Britannia and lamenting political correctness… coming from the guy who will personally kick you out his discord if you misgender one of his “”””researchers””””

Honestly it’s kinda unsettling… like a recession indicator, but more like “the end of peace times “ indicator… when frothing at the mouth lefties start begging for the strong men to come and be strong again Ala the end days of Rome.

It’s quite infuriating watching David ‘Calorie count of Steel’ Steel basically getting angry at the British army for acting the way his side has brow beaten them to act for decades now.

“The British army care about being politically correct for whatever reason”
yer you fat fuck, because you and your army of dole-dependent, limp wristed, over socialized proles care about it.
You clump of faggots screech at anything that wasn’t “inclusive” or could be taken as being insensitive to a marginalized group or God forbid… nationalistic
The reason why everything these days are so milk toast, toothless and gay is because anyone can be offended by anything and for some reason we gave the most offended people the most power when it comes to online opinion because they’re normally the loudest.

“Russia makes propaganda videos about their tanks and it’s dumb!! But Britain should also do tank propaganda because ours would actually be good.”.
Again, this just makes me do a double take because I guarantee you that if Britain was making Russian style propaganda videos about how good their tanks are or whatever, people like David ‘Pozload me daddy’ Steel would openly mock them for being cringe and out of touch and that no country should be glazing themselves and doing propagand is bad because propaganda is something that bad guys do.


It’s quite interesting, watching someone like laser pig realize that his country is doomed , but he cannot blame the actual problems because those go against his programming. He can’t talk about mass migration, societal problems (like losing your job for being politically incorrect. Same reason why the army is also afraid of being offensive ), the decline of nationalism and national pride because that guy Hitler once dun did the nationalism and nationalism is bad.

All he can do is lament that the country is acting the way he actually wanted them to act. But now that things are going bad, all he can do is impotently pray for a return to the good old days when men were men and Britain would be proud of being nationalistic.

Retvrn to Tradition lazerpig.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Dose anyone belive his claim of working for MI5 as that's not the kind of job you walk away from or say you worked for.

 

[Computer God Autism]

Dose anyone belive his claim of working for MI5 as that's not the kind of job you walk away from or say you worked for.

When he first started out and before any of his personality flaws and political derangement became known, it wasn't implausible to believe he had a stint as a contractor or low-level desk jockey. Now? I doubt even his diehard fans believe it.

 

[mango blud]

I remember when i asked r/NCD good video recommendations on tanks, guess what they gave me ?
Thank God i already knew this nigga was retarded.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Dose anyone belive his claim of working for MI5 as that's not the kind of job you walk away from or say you worked for.

If working for MI5 means occasionally dropping off UberEats meals at one of their offices then I would believe it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Eiter the brits army have a stupid high standards or the the brit public are so out of shape and retarded that they can't pass basic training.
Both of these options are stupid.

My guess is the latter.

 

[Ed Special]

I remember when i asked r/NCD good video recommendations on tanks, guess what they gave me ?
Thank God i already knew this nigga was retarded.

Your first mistake was using Reddit.

If working for MI5 means occasionally dropping off UberEats meals at one of their offices then I would believe it.

Piggy could never do that because his fat ass wouldn't be able to deliver a meal without eating the entire order on the way.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kI2F3O1fdW0

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=kI2F3O1fdW0

Lazerpig has a new video. Cannot watch rn. But it is about the British Army.

God Piggy is such a fuck up. Even when he takes a premise that is both true and agreed upon he fucks it all up.
The man has just lost the plot. And I will too cause I have to in responding to it.

Like the 5 minute ramble about the T90. Nobody likes the T90. People like the bog standard T-72, people like the T-64 and people like the T-80. But someone saying that the T-90 is their favorite tank is like someone saying their favorite car is the 2023 Volkswagen Passat.
And then his actual point is cause slavs make propaganda videos. Newsflash everyone makes propaganda videos, it's just everyone west of the oder makes propaganda videos about gay sex. Eastern NATO army ads are just as cheesy as CSTO.
And then he starts defending the Challenged 3. And spitting soo much fucking cope. Like let it go you fucking retarded faggot. The Challenger 3 is using the parts of a Leopard 2A6 and an APS system to make one of the fattest NATO MBTs and give it the same capability as a Leopard 2A5 with an upgrade package.
The thing that I will need to highlight is that his core premise is not wrong. But he has reached that conclusion the wrong way.

But I can cut his complaint right down at the knees. Patriotism. The UK lacks patriotism. Nobody inside the UK gives a shit about the UK and nobody wants to spend the resources to make someone give a shit about the UK. And if they did give a shit their efforts would turn towards internal threats not external threats. It's not the bureaucracy, it's not the financial issue. If people give a shit they will push through such issues or around them if they care enough. I can give countless historical examples, LazerPig has fallen asleep browsing Wikipedia enough to produce examples of his own.
And LazerPig knows why. It's something so simple that you need to actively try and deceive yourself each day to avoid. His joke about Birmingham is proof enough.
And then his ramble about Russia is so pathetic. I guess hate the heretic not the heathen applies here just as much as anywhere else. Russia is about equally hollowed out as the UK. It's has the largest Muslim population of a European nation with Moscow having one of the largest Muslim populations of a city in Europe and they have made their youngest generations flee or die for the conquest of the most corrupt and poorest nation in Europe.
But Russians are not as outwardly demoralized as the British and that I guess scares people.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

I would question your position on a lack of patriotic views of the British people when recent actions on the streets says otherwise.
Actions like Rise the Flag and the Unite the Kingsom march says it runs counter to your belief and that there is patriotism in the British people just not in the political class that as of now are panicking, add in a collapse in police recruitment numbers where they lose more officers than replace and an over reliance on digital evidence, the means of state control are crumbling add in a some what dysfunctional civil service that has accepted the liklihood of a Reform win in an attempt to save its own neck.
What's happening is the beginning of a cultural awakening,one that the state has failed to stop, and David seems unable to accept.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

"Controlled decline" is what's happening in the US. What's happening in Britain and the rest of the Commonwealth is what's known as "Speedrunning total collapse". So far, they're handily beating Western Rome's time.

didnt western rome take approximately 250 years to collapse?

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

You can put the the USA & China into the same camps, both are experiencing socal and economic problems that there leaderships are trying different approaches to fixing but the signs of impending collapse are their.
So yes the UK is in serious trouble but there not the only ones, so a more appropriate word would be Change than collapse.

didnt western rome take approximately 250 years to collapse?