DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Did he forget the last time he ate Indian food on camera when he made that same revelation? He can't even eat slop without making it a rerun.

He went on a long tirade how there's only Asian restaurants in Washington and nothing else.

He's a retard as it's clearly wrong, he just doesn't want to try something he doesn't know. It's safer to pretend it's the first time he's having Indian for the 2nd time.
(Yes neger, you can say it's the penultimate first Indian meal)

I know it'll never happen but I could see him going to McDonalds while visiting Italy rather than a legit Italian restaurant just cause it's in his comfort zone.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Remember kids: DSP no longer has to pay tax on most of this shit so he's making more money than ever.

wait until the IRS finds out about this....

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

WRONG, BurgerPlanet is the white DPS. Give credit where credit is due, DSP might not have invented being a fat gay retard on the internet, but he perfected it.

I guess in Phil's credit he hasn't made a video that creeped me out more than the one BP made when he was flirting with the mentally disabled girl at McDonalds.

 

[Balr0g]

Horror? That's exactly what he wanted. This beef should have remained one-sided, with Phil venting his frustrations and crying about it in LTG troll video comment sections.

Now his faggy little disses have been acknowledged and responded to.

DSP wins again.

Yeah. By having content for his bottom bitch non cast where he will finally call LTG a nigger. Then his channel gets deleted

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

If I had to guess, he's likely doing a 3x5 sets of 100-110lbs and calling it a day.

Fisher Price weights don't go up that high. If Phil can even do 5 reps with an empty 45lb bar I'll eat my hat.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

LTG is roasting his ass right now, holy shit.
Some summary

- Weekends at burnie's looking ass
- Makes fun of his hairline and hair corners
- tells him he needs to wear a fedora
- makes fun of his Hawaiian shirt outfit
- makes fun of his weird facial hair
- tells him he's afraid of going to a public gym
- Tells him he's obsessed and wants the BBC

Updated more insults
- makes fun of his webcam (2008 webcam)
- thinning hair
- Michael Keaton haircut
- feels sorry for him because of how he looks and hairline
- when he looks at me there's a jolt in his cock
- feels like hes looking at someone on a registry list (PDF)
- Tells him he needs 50k and two reps of 315 on bench press & 315 twice on squats, all has to be recorded at the gym in public

LOL

You know there is a problem when Low Tier God and ReviewTechUSA had spoken to DSP before and DSP would somehow make them look more reasonable than him.

Also DSP doesn't have a 2008 webcam RN, he has some sort of bizzaro, poorly set-up Webcam that's way worse than anything he's used before. Now his rat goblin fishman head is way more pronounced and you can sometimes see his face and arms clipping through the webcam. I saw other streamers use that type of webcam before and they are very smooth and fluid and nowhere near as janky DSP's webcam is.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil can’t really make fun of anybody’s situation when he sits in an office that’s essentially set up to be an oven, for hours at a time.

If you are ever willingly sitting in a room that is 85 degrees, you’ve fucked up. Or you’re an alien. Especially when it’s at least 15 degrees hotter in there than it is outside.

You're making the mistake of believing Phil's words. He's said a bunch of times that it was 90 degrees outside in Renton when it was 70. He lies, about everything, all the time.

Fisher Price weights don't go up that high. If Phil can even do 5 reps with an empty 45lb bar I'll eat my hat.

Yesterday during DSP Tries It when we got the side profile shot of Phil's skinny little arms while he was eating and not actively flexing, it put the lie to the "I've been working out for months and I'm buff now" meme Phil has been parroting.

 

[Lady Adjani]

There is no way on earth for as long as we live that Phil is benching 315 once.

If I had to guess, he's likely doing a 3x5 sets of 100-110lbs and calling it a day.

Bro struggles to carry a milk jug, he isn't benching anything.

 

[architect]

I don't know why he's flexing his flabby arms like a smug asshole, he's at least 35% bodyfat with almost no muscle. He still has noodle arms even when he has a pump going, but even if he had big 17-inch biceps, the circumference of your arms means absolutely nothing when you're that fat. He should be focusing on losing weight until he's around 15% and after that he can start to go on a moderate calorie surplus, get on a real lifting program and then build some actual muscle.

Or he can just wear a gyno support shit and do bicep curls to failure with the fisher price dumbbells for the rest of his life and see no meaningful improvements.

 

[neger psykolog]

I told you DSP and we all know you read here. You have to defend yourself and call LTG a nigger.

There's no two ways about it. I know you want to beat him at SF2 but you have to beat him at his own game. Call him a nigger. You know you'll enjoy it.

We'll all respect you for it too. Not an honest man on this planet wouldn't respect you for it. It would be your real redemption run.

 

[WhoaMoses]

There is no way on earth for as long as we live that Phil is benching 315 once.

If I had to guess, he's likely doing a 3x5 sets of 100-110lbs and calling it a day.

It's extremely hard for me to believe he bought a bench, bar, and plates. If I had to guess, he's benching with his baby's first adjustable dumbbells and thinking he's putting up Dorian Yates numbers. Him trying to bench 315 with no spot on his flimsy IKEA bench, probably set up on carpet, might also be the way he finally gets to catch up with T.

 

[Free Jasper]

I don't know why he's flexing his flabby arms like a smug asshole, he's at least 35% bodyfat with almost no muscle. He still has noodle arms even when he has a pump going, but even if he had big 17-inch biceps, the circumference of your arms means absolutely nothing when you're that fat. He should be focusing on losing weight until he's around 15% and after that he can start to go on a moderate calorie surplus, get on a real lifting program and then build some actual muscle.

Or he can just wear a gyno support shit and do bicep curls to failure with the fisher price dumbbells for the rest of his life and see no meaningful improvements.

The whole “I’m fit now!” thing reminds me so much of the whole “The internet likes me now!” phrase he used to live to wheel out.

In both cases it was demonstrably untrue. He’s clearly not a fit individual just like 2 people having him on their show did not constitute ‘the internet’ liking him.

It’s like this mad desire to believe things that aren’t true. Saying them aloud l, trying to convince others like he’s convinced himself.
We’ve said before in here but he’s in a really bad way mentally. I find more and more of him sad than funny each month. The fitness delusions are as sad as the friends delusions were. (Talking about how you have rock hard muscles under your layer of fat after lifting a few lbs is talk for a 13 year old boy not a 41 year old man).
Hanging out in comments of detractor videos for other lolcows is one of the saddest things I’ve seen from a lolcow. Not even Chris Cham went that pathetic.

 

[Schmeckel]

It's extremely hard for me to believe he bought a bench, bar, and plates. If I had to guess, he's benching with his baby's first adjustable dumbbells and thinking he's putting up Dorian Yates numbers. Him trying to bench 315 with no spot on his flimsy IKEA bench, probably set up on carpet, might also be the way he finally gets to catch up with T.

He probably thought the "3m+" meant he had to lift these for 3 months or more to get back to bodybuilder status.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

The Halloween stream this year is going to be a treat. What are we reckoning for the costume?

 

[Switch Mongo]

Pigroach demon tongue edit ululululululah

0:36

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

And as a person from the land of burgers, freedom, and school shootings, Phil is the ultimate stereotype that the world see us as. The thing that just irks the ever loving hell out of me is not only is he ignorant of the wider world, but also arrogant and claims he knows more than anyone else. I'm glad he never took mo-wife to Japan, as I'm sure he would've been on his phone most of the time playing gacha, muttering under his breath about the chicky-chang wangs, saying that Japanese food is "robust" to soulmaid, and bragging to everyone that he's Italian and that's "not real pizza, dood." and going "I had real pizza, I'm originally from the East Coast, mmkay." *Snort*

Least he'd fair better than Johnny Somali, if he did go.

EDIT: I forgot to mention this, but a dent asked Phil if he would convert to Islam for $100 million dollars.
Phil: "With a steady paycheck, I'll believe anything you say."

Hear that MbS - Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud - if you give Phil $100 million dollars, he'll convert. Which we all know won't happen, as dealing with pigs is considered haram.

In my opinion, some of the best examples of phil being extremely culturally ignorant, a silver spoon fed manbaby, and just generally retarded are:

1. When he said people just choose to live in the freezing place of Yakutia, Siberia
2. When he said that Japanese people are sheltered (peak irony) and the culture is fractured (and basically all of his other 4th place biased Asian culture takes too)
3. When he thought Singapore was a city

phil is a major american-style stereotype, but thankfully he does not represent every american lol

 

[Lord_Point]

Phil getting buff would just make him an obnoxious faggot like BroSydePhil x100.

Personally a big fan of how brosydephil commissions artwork where he is a 7 foot tall chad towering over phil and chasing him down an ally (presumably to fuck him)

Im not saying all dentractors secretly want to fuck Phil, much like how phil secretly wants to fuck Dale, but massive faggots like doody and brosyde arent helping us beat the allegations.

The Halloween stream this year is going to be a treat. What are we reckoning for the costume?

Banana suit, Bower, and Toad are my gusses (those are the top three 'gaming' related costumes on amazon, i doubt phil is clicking past the first page)

Added bonus the toad costume is an open VEST so we can do some vest retardation AND show off our ROCK HARD abs

 

[Fuckyoudad]

The Halloween stream this year is going to be a treat. What are we reckoning for the costume?

Hogan. He's finally jacked enough to pull it off.

I hate this fake fitness arc. Talking about this ghoul's (lack of) muscles is pretty gay. I can't wait until he "almost pops a blood vessel" in his head again and retires from bodybuilding for the 12th time.

 

[Windy Moors]

Wanted to share this very funny video from the original general thread. It was made in response to Phil complaining about Comcast in 2015!

Uploaded on Youtube by Old Mega (pyromegadeth) June 22, 2015 and originally posted by @Son of Big Boss.

SHOCKING Interview With a Comcast Employee About DarksydePhil

4:37

Youtube

 

[MAWBD2]

What are the odds that Phil’s sudden inspiration for working out is because of LTG?

Lights? LTG.
Setup? LTG.
Clothing change? LTG.
Working out? LTG.

I've said it before, I think LTG broke him way more than anyone else.