You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Meat Target]

The traffic in Meattown is getting more congested and chaotic by the day. Most of it is due to a main highway being ripped up to be turned into a toll road.

And the bougie faggot limo-liberal retards who live here, having a perpetual chip on their shoulder for being a Blue blip in a Red state, will most likely re-elect our fuckstick mayor responsible.

I'm dreading next summer, when favela apes to whom traffic laws are only suggestions will be coming to visit for the World Cup.

 

[Retarded Weeb]

I used to use she/her to refer to my cat, but my housemate fed it chocolate, something that almost killed it. From then on, I used 'it' as a constant reminder that cats have different dietary needs to humans.

I don't really see how those two things are related. Do you also need to refer to human babies as 'it' to remind yourself not to feed them beer?

 

[Ilikeoreos]

Anything and Everything having to do with Reddit.

The most popular forum on the web is also probably the worst place on the web when it comes to being banned, downvoted, and having posts removed just for breathing wrong.

 

[The Last Stand]

Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader? Some of the questions they ask I never learned in fifth grade, let alone HIGH SCHOOL.

Example: Which of these is NOT of the two species a flowering plant native to Antarctica?

Then you get all confident from a wrong answer with a curveball.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader?

This show was always made to humiliate boomers, that's the point of the show.

Turns out it's not that easy to find boomers who don't know the capitol of Nebraska

 

[Imp]

So called single serving wet cat food containers that you can’t open without getting disgustingly smelly cat food on one’s fingers are my latest gripe.

A surprising ungrind happened last week when I received a refund check for “overpaid duty and fees” on an Amazon bra I bought that shipped from the UK. It is mystifying.

 

[M3xus]

Dealing with government admin to get some paperwork in order. Did my research beforehand, made sure I'd filled out everything beforehand, brought the appropriate IDs according to what I read on the websites. "Oh, you need "xyz" form that was never mentioned anywhere, did you get that filled out? No? Well, I'll have to send you to [building on the other side of town] for that." At least she was sincerely apologetic and looked genuinely shocked when I told her the website didn't mention that form. Saving someone else the same trouble I had wouldn't be a bad silver lining.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

There are certain parts of the Farms that get me really unhinged and I avoid participating in those

 

[Champagne Kang]

Flip-flop shoes. Flipping, flopping, and slapping on the floor. Seems petty, but it drives me to the brink.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Flip-flop shoes. Flipping, flopping, and slapping on the floor. Seems petty, but it drives me to the brink.

Evaluate: which is worse, a person at work in flippy shoes, or the guy next to you at work burping and sighing all day? Because if you're the burping and sighing guy, I'm considering wearing flippy shoes until it's snow season, just to win the passive-aggressive war.

 

[Lip Glossary]

I hate that because I refused to get vaccinated my job moved me from a position I enjoyed to customer service agent, where for the past 5 years I have probably had to explain to 90% of the niggers in the Kansas City area that yes, despite my accent, I was born in America, and other stupid questions about Australia that I've heard a million times before that have absolutely nothing to do with me being able to solve their problem.
I hate even more that my job won't move me back to the position I want because I still won't get vaccinated, even though nobody has given a flying fuck about covid for years.

 

[The Last Stand]

So called single serving wet cat food containers that you can’t open without getting disgustingly smelly cat food on one’s fingers are my latest gripe.

How corned beef hash looks ands smells like dog food.

 

[Retarded Weeb]

Some of the questions they ask I never learned in fifth grade, let alone HIGH SCHOOL.

It grinds my gears a little when people mix up up the phrase "let alone". It's supposed to go "[relatively likely/general thing] [didn't/can't happen], let alone [more unlikely/specific thing]."

 

[The Last Stand]

Evaluate: which is worse, a person at work in flippy shoes, or the guy next to you at work burping and sighing all day? Because if you're the burping and sighing guy, I'm considering wearing flippy shoes until it's snow season, just to win the passive-aggressive war.

Unless you have feet like Joan Crawford, I don't want to see your bare feet.

I hate walking around barefooted. Your feet track dirt and they get uncomfortably cold from the elements.

 

[Twilight Twill*^]

I hate walking around barefooted. Your feet track dirt and they get uncomfortably cold from the elements.

Whenever I see suburban whites walk around their yards, barefoot, I usually think: "What the hell are they doing?"

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Unless you have feet like Joan Crawford, I don't want to see your bare feet.

I hate walking around barefooted. Your feet track dirt and they get uncomfortably cold from the elements.

I have very nice feet, tyvm, and a nice fall color on the nails. And that is the last time I will ever discuss feet on or adjacent to this site. But for real, the complaint was about noisy flip-flops, not sandals in general.

Whenever I see suburban whites walk around their yards, barefoot, I usually think: "What the hell are they doing?"

Tf? I don't go in my yard barefoot now because pebbles or thorny things and such*, but Back in the Day (tm) as a little kid, I ran around barefoot. And so did everyone else, white or not. To be fair, that was the 70s-80s, and I suppose my 2000s-born kids didn't go barefoot anywhere not a studio or similar, but what's wrong with it? People who won't even take of sandals on fine, warm, clean sand on a beach mystify me.

*Hyper-curated yards in nicer climates, full of lush grass, feel nice.

 

[The Last Stand]

I have very nice feet, tyvm, and a nice fall color on the nails. And that is the last time I will ever discuss feet on or adjacent to this site. But for real, the complaint was about noisy flip-flops, not sandals in general.

I'm a leg person.

Thread tax: you resolve one thing, another thing pops up for you to take care of. I don't have much time for myself beyond sleep and tense anxiety.

 

[Hat Man]

I would just like to know who the FUCK decided that womens' jeans should have a row of buttons instead a normal 1-button-and-a-zipper fly.



Not only is it inconvenient every time you use the restroom, even if your stomach is completely flat the buttons stick the material out just enough to make you look chubby from the side.

I've noticed that in the past couple of years every time I try on an otherwise perfect pair of jeans in a store (uniform in color, no rips damage or fading, decently sized pockets, not super tight or baggy, not $200) I go to unzip them and find a row of buttons instead. Who asked for this? How is this more convenient than just giving us a damn zipper? Target is one of the worst offenders and don't even get me started on their vanity sizing. The worst part is that they look completely normal on the rack so it's like being catfished.

 

[galinona]

I hate having to sit next to jeets on the bus here they stink up rows

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I hate fat, angry, black women. Somehow got another one of them angry at me again when leaving work. I was leaving for the day, and the bitch started acting like she was my boss, demanding I check in with another manager before I leave, and check in all of my equipment when it wasn't even necessary.

It's fucking rich because the bitch kept leaving her workplace and hanging out in the bathroom half of the day.