US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

Helpful links for those who need them:

Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

Current members of the Senate
https://www.senate.gov/senators/

Current members of the US Supreme Court
https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/biographies.aspx

Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

People mass disliked this but there is a kernel of truth.
Studies show at least 20% of the U.S Military is obese.
Its especially a problem in the Navy. 27% of Active Duty Navy are obese according to DoD health reports from 2022-2023.

Roughly 60-70% of the US Military in all branches is "overweight" - but you can say BMI is a dumb metric. Which I'd agree with until you hit obese. Even if you cope and say its all muscle, a guy who's 5'5 will already be slower in speed than his cohorts. Now stack muscle to the point of overcompensating, and he's frankly all show.

If we're talking utility as a soldier - there is such a thing as too much mass.

This is useful information, but I was referring to 100% of Americans being fucking fat.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Even I don't thirstpost about female politicians in this thread.

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

Suck it up, niggers, you shave like everyone else. No special treatment. Don't like it? Be more careful when you shave or quit and go work somewhere you can beard it up.

This is silly. It’s 2025. Just exfoliate. Or rid yourself of body hair in a different fashion.

Black men and women: You can buy it, or make your own.

 

[Sammich]

Here's a little news blurb about the nigger shaving stuff.

https://www.military.com/daily-news...ely-limiting-shaving-waivers-goes-effect.html

it basically does away with the endless waivers, gives them a year to fix it, or they can get fucked. This is in line with what Hegseth was saying today. I am interested to see if the sikhs will still get the waiver for their beards, and the goofy head rag they wear. I hope they look into it, the military is about conforming to one standard, and people often forget that serving in the military is a privilege, not a right. You can get disqualified for many MANY reasons.

 

[moocow]

Even I don't thirstpost about female politicians in this thread.

There just aren't any worth thirstposting over. I'm reminded of situations where porn stars get the idea to run for public office. Angela White famously ran in Australia (she was served a crushing defeat). It would have been entertaining (at a minimum) if she'd won though -- she's white, and easily puts AOC to shame with her giant natural rack and honestly she's probably no dumber than anyone else holding office in Australia.

But no, pretty ones tend not to wind up in politics. They generally don't have to. There's other ways for them to gain wealth and power.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Angela White famously ran in Australia (she was served a crushing defeat).

That sentence alone is funny as hell.

What exactly were her policies? / What exactly was she campaigning for?

 

[Sammich]

Even I don't thirstpost about female politicians in this thread.

Anna paula luna is a smoke show, and bobert can grope me in a dark theater. hell, i might throw Nancy mace some subpar dick if she got me drunk in her little hottub

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

There just aren't any worth thirstposting over. I'm reminded of situations where porn stars get the idea to run for public office. Angela White famously ran in Australia (she was served a crushing defeat). It would have been entertaining (at a minimum) if she'd won though -- she's white, and easily puts AOC to shame with her giant natural rack and honestly she's probably no dumber than anyone else holding office in Australia.

But no, pretty ones tend not to wind up in politics. They generally don't have to. There's other ways for them to gain wealth and power.

There are plenty worth thirstposting over, but this isn't Discord.

Anna paula luna is a smoke show, and bobert can grope me in a dark theater. hell, i might throw Nancy mace some subpar dick if she got me drunk in her little hottub

 

[Useful_Mistake]

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.mad.282460/gov.uscourts.mad.282460.261.0_1.pdf

Trump can't deport pro-Palestine illegals.

 

[Bogliacci]

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.mad.282460/gov.uscourts.mad.282460.261.0_1.pdf

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Trump can't deport pro-Palestine illegals.

What's the point of being a citizen other than to be taxed

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

I am interested to see if the sikhs will still get the waiver for their beards, and the goofy head rag they wear.

From the article you posted. Somehow I think this won’t affect the Muslims or Sikhs.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.mad.282460/gov.uscourts.mad.282460.261.0_1.pdf

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Trump can't deport pro-Palestine illegals.

Fun fact: four of the judges in the First Circuit are Biden appointees. Two are from Clinton, three from Obama, one from Nixon, and one from GW.

 

[CoolFool]

Has anyone seen the front page of reddit right now? They are seething hard about the new military requirements. Almost every frontpage link is about it.

There's a thread with them shitting themselves over that joke Trump told ("You better not laugh or there goes your career"). They're also trying to justify why it's okay to have fatties in the military.

 

[moocow]

That sentence alone is funny as hell.

What exactly were her policies? / What exactly was she campaigning for?

Take a guess. She ran in the 2010 Victorian state election as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party, to "advocate for sex workers' rights," as an opponent to another candidate who wanted to ban brothels in Australia.

It was retarded, but really fucking funny. And it didn't hurt her porn career either (she's still grinding 'em out).

 

[harmy.kook]

Trump can't deport pro-Palestine illegals

... But they're still illegal, so they still need to get out

 

[invisibult plus+]

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Trump can't deport pro-Palestine illegals.

Except they're not lawfully present. They're here illegally and need to fuck off. So it still doesn't apply. Next.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

They're also trying to justify why it's okay to have fatties in the military.

I think it's perfectly fine to have fatties in the military. We learned over the past few years that blacks are just too thin and fit for Operation Human Shield.

 

[moocow]

... But they're still illegal, so they still need to get out

I genuinely never thought I'd see actual courts saying "it is illegal to deport people who are in the country illegally even after they do something illegal after illegally entering the country in violation of law." They don't seem to know what words mean anymore.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

... But they're still illegal, so they still need to get out

Except they're not lawfully present. They're here illegally and need to fuck off. So it still doesn't apply. Next.

At this point, I'm convinced Maura Healey will order court officers to hide illegals before handing them over to the federal government. It will have to be the court officers because local cops and the Staties faced a massive funding cut in FY 2024 and they're pissed. The Staties are also currently still dealing with the disgrace of the Karen Read trial.

 

[sodaboard]

Has anyone seen the front page of reddit right now? They are seething hard about the new military requirements. Almost every frontpage link is about it.

There's a thread with them shitting themselves over that joke Trump told ("You better not laugh or there goes your career"). They're also trying to justify why it's okay to have fatties in the military.

i don't want redditors in my country's military