The Sacrifices by Alexander Kattke - The Official @BrunoMattei Grieving Thread

[Calandrino]

The only one that if true means he's genuinely burning in Hell is the Daisy's Destruction thing, which I don't currently believe.

I think everybody going on about what a psycho monster he was got worked. Finding stuff about csam and forced SRS in his Horror Surrealist Non-Fiction essay that he delivered unto the public with his name on specifically to shock people it is not the same as finding it in his secret Care Bears erotic fanfiction stash. Seems to me he was just a seriously depressed guy, and might rather have people believe he was some kind of irredeemable nutjob than get all weepy over him. Well, I'm sad anyway. I'm still like 50/50 maybe that he's actually dead.

If I have been a dick like that to anyone, and I'm sure I have been, I hope you know it's almost always bants, I just sometimes go too far. This isn't an apology because I'll probably do it again, but if I do, it doesn't mean I hate you. Not directed to you personally.

I just hate the idea I probably come across like this guy did to so many people and most of the time, I just want to be funny, not a complete jerk.

This thread has been a lesson in how serious a matter negrates are. If you trashcan somebody, they will pretend to be indifferent, but privately seethe over it for years, then celebrate when you die. Use that power wisely.

What really killed me is when my cat (who was a Calico) died of cancer after having him for 10 years

This is the most factually sus thing he wrote... only like 1 in 3,000 calico cats are male. Goodness gracious, you don't suppose he transitioned his cat?!?!

 

[[BOS] Bundlesofshells]

IF he is dead, we need to find his corpse and dissect his brain for future studying and see how a man like this ticks.
IF he isn't dead, then we simply hunt him down, put him in a cage, and send him off to the circus. His value as a fucking nutjob will be greatly appreciated.

 

[cypocryphy]

 

[Vampirella]

I just wanted to talk about weird horror movies. Fuck Bruno.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

When I came back from my year of hiatus he tried starting up an argument we had "for laughs"

 

[souschef]

Wtf is this buffalo bill shit

 

[Idiotron]

I knew it.
Nobody who watches Buio Omega more than once willingly is a sane person.

 

[BlazikenLover]

Of course, a Dead By Daylight player would act like this. Such many cases.

My thoughts exactly
Surprised he doesn't mention dbd or behavior in his manifesto.

 

[The Bigger Scooper]

I knew it.
Nobody who watches Buio Omega more than once willingly is a sane person.

Tbh its a stupidly boring film; and just barely the only decent film by Joe D'Amato just watch Ring Of Darkness with Franco Nero; which Buio Omega rips off.

 

[Wodanaz]

In Stephen King's "The Stand" there is a character who is a fat loser virgin and also an aspiring writer. At some point his writing is described as "pretentious stream of consciousness written in second person.
For some reason this paragraph reminded me about this character.

Harold. If only he read that book and reflected on himself.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I think everybody going on about what a psycho monster he was got worked. Finding stuff about csam

Yeah I stop processing anything anyone says after that line.

When you say stuff like that you're completely devaluing the methodology and intent of an individual that sought, procured, and then sent csam.

You have to accept that there is another set of rules operating in that individual's head that are completely abhorrent in society.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

TL;DR (Since it got featured):
Our dear user @BrunoMattei is a massive fucking nutcase. Here's the things you can find out about Bruno from this manifesto:

• Bruno's extremely egotistical view of himself as a "tortured genius" while being a retarded pseudo-intellectual
• He attempted to kill his older sister when he was 6 years old in the pool
• This said sister then framed him for killing a family dog while in reality it was her fault (at least according to Bruno)
• Feeding roaches in his room with his vomit
• Every time Bruno sees a happy family with a child holding hands together while walking, he internally thinks about a picture of a child being hung above a roaring fire, slowly roasted by billionaires
• His great ambition is to become the owner and CEO of a rape factory
• Wrote about sending someone a copy of Daisy's Destruction (A literal CP video of a child who's not even a year old being raped) as an April Fools prank. Bruno most likely didn't do it, but for some reason, he felt compelled to write this in his manifesto
• His many failed attempts at suicide
• His hellish experience in BSU, where he was forced to have a therapy session with a fucking Indian therapist and later obese Black women, and lie next to a schizophrenic old man who constantly causes trouble
• Having an entire section in the manifesto dedicated to his fantasies of becoming a medical professor in order to fulfill his desires, such as performing transgender operations where he could "crudely cutting away the testicles and breast tissue" and swap body parts between a married couple while they are awake from anesthesia

from my (admittedly limited) interactions with him, he seemed like a normal dude, if a bit spergy. holy shit

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

I just hate the idea I probably come across like this guy did to so many people and most of the time, I just want to be funny, not a complete jerk.

I often feel same way, though it's mostly my horrible dry sarcasm and profound autism that makes me sound pretentious. But as the old saying goes, 'If you ever wonder if you're a bad person, you're probably not'. Bruno, peace be upon him, seemed to lack that introspection.

 

[419]

which doug walker alog would you rather be: bruno or lordkat?

I think I'd rather just wear my own asshole over my head at that point.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Speaking of which, what happened to that Mr. Popo guy?

He’s still around on movie night, he gets banned/un-banned a lot though.

I think he was pissed off because nobody really was liking that movie when he forced us to watch it for kiwi.

He’s done this a bunch of times, last time was with Death Rider In The House Of Vampires I think. Everyone hated it. He’d also force chat to watch those shitty Ilsa movies which are about the most tryhard edgelord shit imaginable.

 

[William F. Clinton]

This comes off like he's trying to emulate Hunter S. Thompson or some other pulpy shock writer but it really just reads like Elliot Rodger's manifesto.
His writing may be deranged, but most unforgivably it's just embarrassing, mopey, self-obsessed shlock. The Cinema Snob would never.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

I just hate the idea I probably come across like this guy did to so many people and most of the time, I just want to be funny, not a complete jerk.

I can't speak for anyone else, but to me it's obvious when someone takes himself way too seriously. You don't come across that way in any of your posts that I've read on various threads across the site.

The problem wasn't that Brunoxanderjustin insulted people and wrote edgy stuff. Being extremely offensive on purpose can be funny and entertaining, if it's done in a self-aware way (and the "joke" isn't you possessing and distributing child snuff porn). The problem is that he seemed to unironically believe in his intellectual superiority, even when he was trying to be comedic.

The lesson here should be that if anyone believes their main problem in life is that they're too smart and too self-aware, they're probably neither of those things and should fucking clean their room.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the most factually sus thing he wrote... only like 1 in 3,000 calico cats are male. Goodness gracious, you don't suppose he transitioned his cat?!?!

That is some obvious bullshit and even dumb bullshit. Why would you lie about having a male calico cat? They don't exist! And when they do it's a complete freak event.

The lesson here should be that if anyone believes their main problem in life is that they're too smart and too self-aware, they're probably neither of those things and should fucking clean their room.

There needs to be a rule. If you are talking shit about people, and there are piss bottles in your room, you need to stop talking shit until you have, at the very least, emptied out those piss bottles. Nobody in a room full of piss bottles gets to talk shit.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

He was saving the piss bottle supply for @WolfeTone.

 

[The Ugly One]

If I have been a dick like that to anyone, and I'm sure I have been, I hope you know it's almost always bants, I just sometimes go too far. This isn't an apology because I'll probably do it again, but if I do, it doesn't mean I hate you. Not directed to you personally.

I just hate the idea I probably come across like this guy did to so many people and most of the time, I just want to be funny, not a complete jerk.

See, this is why I won't kill myself. Will people be sad, weepy faggots about it? Will they dunk on me, Ding Dong the Dick is Dead? Either way is a fate worse than death.