IMO the best case scenario is he vomited out a bunch of edgelord shit he didnt actually do (i.e. downloading and spamming CP to note the most egregious example) and is currently lurking on a burner and having some kind of low key epiphany of how embarrassing his prospective edgetard suicide was seeing our disappointed and contemptuous reactions, and is gonna get the hell offline to work on making himself and his actual real world life better in whatever way he can.
I aint exactly optimistic but its a nice little thought