DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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shekelshoah666 powiedział(a):
Refunding is too hard for DSP because now he needs to take pictures to get it.
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That's pretty telling, don't they usually grant refunds no questions asked? Sounds like they were onto his little refund scams that I suspected he ran to get his fast food slop for free.
 
Ngl Phil using AI now is both funny and sad.
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Big Brown Schlub powiedział(a):
That's pretty telling, don't they usually grant refunds no questions asked? Sounds like they were onto his little refund scams that I suspected he ran to get his fast food slop for free.
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Its crazy it took that long for his account to get flagged, given how often he doordashes slop.

Between that and how most drivers of the Renton area are refusing to accept his orders, will he get banned from doordash at some point ?

The Southwest Strangla powiedział(a):
Ngl Phil using AI now is both funny and sad.
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I still doubt he's doing the prompts himself. There must be a dent sending him AI slop behind the scenes. And Phil, being the boomer at heart he is, must be amazed of the pictures.
 
Dr Pavel I'm CIA powiedział(a):
Its crazy it took that long for his account to get flagged, given how often he doordashes slop.

Between that and how most drivers of the Renton area are refusing to accept his orders, will he get banned from doordash at some point ?


I still doubt he's doing the prompts himself. There must be a dent sending him AI slop behind the scenes. And Phil, being the boomer at heart he is, must be amazed of the pictures.
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He said he would have to take pictures before and during eating the food to even have a chance for a refund and that if the food is there even if its made poorly he can't get refunded for it only if the food is missing so it does seem like he is flagged at a pretty high level.

AI stuff is from his one dent usagijojo or whatever I think they keep sending him stuff for slideshow and thumbnails.

I do think this DSP Tries It was a little sus I feel like he just clicked the wrong combo meal and noticed it when he went to check the app on stream he just downplayed his mistake and said they fucked up. He didn't even know what was in the actual combo until after the fact so ya.
 
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shekelshoah666 powiedział(a):
I do think this DSP Tries It was a little sus I feel like he just clicked the wrong combo meal and noticed it when he went to check the app on stream he just downplayed his mistake and said they fucked up. He didn't even know what was in the actual combo until after the fact so ya.
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He doesn’t even want the food anymore. He just wants to go back to scamming. I’m just waiting for him just demanding the money now.
 
I love food slop channels, especially when I'm drunk. Phil has two big problems with his DSP Tries it Videos.

1. There's no way that the orders being wrong magically happens so often for DSP. I've never seen it even with videos where the gimmick is going to run down or poorly rated restaurants. He actually could be a food slop channel, but instead, he decides ordering things wrong on purpose gets him more views somehow.
2. He makes the videos way too long. Even most food slop videos that are decently in depth or travel to multiple locations cap out at 30 minutes, usually closer to 20 though. But he regularly goes for 40, 50 sometimes close to an hour. I know that he's filling time on his livestream and clipping it, anything to avoid actually playing games, but he's trying to reach the food tuber audience with his clipped videos. And even when I'm drunk with an open mind for slop it's terrible.
 
I think he genuinely was scared to try something incredibly spicy on camera. So he, like the bitch that he is, removed it from the bag before starting his obesity ritual.

Always remember that Phil is bitchmade to his core. He hates his life and is petrified to give detractors more things to laugh at.
 
Phil is at the point of being unwatchable in any way. He's not even contrarian in entertaining ways. He's just a whiny Karen who will complain about everything, even if said complaint retcons a different complaint. He hates foods that are sweet or spicy but likes them when they're bowlth. He hates games that re-invent an IP but also hates games that are "too samey". His solution for everything is "sell more" or "make better things".

I'm honestly at the point of just checking in to see if he finally has a tragedy that isn't a 1st world problem like internet being out for a day or RGBs not being synced properly.
 
BlastMonk powiedział(a):
Clear case of being a 220. Who would do that while in their own home? Its just as insane he always uses paper/plastic plates each time, truly fucking deranged
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It also pokes a giant hole into one thing (or he's that fucking retarded)...

If you are cooking as much as you let on, you use things called pots & pans, that no doubt have to be washed. Yes you're not doing the dishes but you're still washing shit. What is the difference between 2 more plates, forks & knives?

That is unless they never cook and everything is microwave garbage.
 
Pretty much every company at this point uses an algorithm to determine a customers social credit score. Usually something like how much you spend + how often you spend / by issue frequency + cost of your issues. Its telling that a 6-8 day a week customer complains enough to tip him into the problem customer catagory.


Side note its so funny to me in mario kart and sonic that this fat retard always spams the item as soon as he gets it, then 10 seconds later gets into a situation where an item could have saved him from being blown out, truely a top 10 gamer.
 
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johnkimble123 powiedział(a):
Phil is at the point of being unwatchable in any way. He's not even contrarian in entertaining ways. He's just a whiny Karen who will complain about everything, even if said complaint retcons a different complaint. He hates foods that are sweet or spicy but likes them when they're bowlth. He hates games that re-invent an IP but also hates games that are "too samey". His solution for everything is "sell more" or "make better things".

I'm honestly at the point of just checking in to see if he finally has a tragedy that isn't a 1st world problem like internet being out for a day or RGBs not being synced properly.
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I find it impossible to watch him in his current state, even filtered through detractor channels. I can't put my finger on why exactly, as he is still the same old Phil we've watched for years, but this latest arc has to be a record low.
 
BlastMonk powiedział(a):
Clear case of being a 220. Who would do that while in their own home? Its just as insane he always uses paper/plastic plates each time, truly fucking deranged
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He can't use silverware from a set, because then some hyper-focused detractor will figure out what brand it is and which store he bought it from. Then something something Jasper gets kidnapped and held for ransom, so he must only use the most generic plastic utensils to protect his family. YAGETIT?
 
#lurker powiedział(a):
I find it impossible to watch him in his current state, even filtered through detractor channels. I can't put my finger on why exactly, as he is still the same old Phil we've watched for years, but this latest arc has to be a record low.
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I really think it's on purpose somewhat and it's working tbh detractors are struggling to handle how bad his kahntent is now for the most part. Even if you go back to the pre King arc when this place was as slow as it's ever been posting about DSP the actual kahntent was flat out better with less begging and shit.

The current day stuff is genuinely insane and absolutely some of the worst gaming kahntent out there. Then you factor in the 20 hours of podcasts and shit a week that is usually just him begging, talking about food or saying he doesn't do drama then talking drama 5 minutes later and he really is the worst of the worst.

The only reason we are still here is because that 1-2 hours out of like 60 hours a week that is pure gold dust of him sounding unhinged or raging at a game is legit good shit.
 
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