🍗 Deathfat Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

[Falcon Sebben]

Jaimie filters vs reality lmao
(from Reddit)

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Even these fat fucks who claim to be 100% fine with their fatness deliberately go out of their way to make themselves look thinner and prettier.

Fuck this heffalump is disgusting.

Jaimie DITL
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And from 2 months ago
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Her voice is kinda grating but the worst part of this? Everything she does screams "convenience".

Spoiler: convenience sperging

I get it. Sometimes you cut corners because you don't have the time to make normal things or you just can't put in the effort.

But using a dishwasher to clean your plastic containers? Every time I've tried this they don't actually get completely clean. The oils from the foods always get in and you need to use dish soap straight up on them to clean them properly. Then the trip to the dollar store to get the cheapest possible things. There's no point in spending too much for the same product but all the stuff she got was generic as hell. A little effort to at least get something like Kettle Chips or something can make a world of difference.

And then the fucking cake mix. It's not difficult to make vanilla cupcakes. In fact it's fucking easy. Same with frosting. And the half-assed frosting job where it looks lumpy and just thrown on. But this is her life. The easiest possible route to the end goal be it food or getting things clean. Do it as fast as possible so she can get back to what is important namely eating and trying her damnedest to look "cute and quirky".

TL;DR: She's hooked on convenience and getting things as quick as possible so she can get back to eating.

 

[Spicy Meatball]

Jaimie DITL
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And from 2 months ago
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Holy shit, this woman is legitimately a total sped. Her day in the life looks like film from a life skills class in a public middle school. I had never seen a video with her speaking and now I almost feel bad about making fun of her. Almost.

 

[Poopfart]

Holy shit, this woman is legitimately a total sped. Her day in the life looks like film from a life skills class in a public middle school. I had never seen a video with her speaking and now I almost feel bad about making fun of her. Almost.

lol yeah like I said she is definitely retarded idk why her parents let her live on her own…shes easily gained at least 200lbs in the past two years living on her own

Maybe they really are speedrunning her inevitable early death

 

[NoReturn]

Maybe they really are speedrunning her inevitable early death

Honestly, I think it is that, at this point. They'll let her enjoy some freedom like a real person while she's still alive, eat herself to death, and when she dies they'll say "At least she was happy."

 

[PurpleEater]

Hey PSPH fans!! So it's just Ashley, Michael the gay and Steph on this particular Disney trip, I believe. To their credit, they started off with a pre-line dance at some tacky Disney restaurant before dinner. Ashley, our largest gorl at 5X, filmed but did not join in.

0:14

Also to their credit, our gorls are working remotely during this trip, so nice to see some cows who are gainfully employed! Still funny how much of that massive seat Ashley takes up though.

0:37

Spoiler: Let's continue, shall we?

After dinner at Hollywood Studios, which I didn't get clips of unfortunately, the gorls and their gay go to get hibiscus strawberry sodas! Michael gets his with Tito's, and if our resident alcoholic Katie were here, no doubt she'd take at least two shots in hers!

0:34

Stephanie is, in her own words, "starstruck" at meeting Minnie Mouse aka some underpaid worker in a sweaty costume, as she is "an icon" and a "fashion inspiration" for her. Yes, this is a woman in her 30s.

0:16

lol @ how tiny the costume is compared to them:


The next day, they head to Animal Kingdom to do what? EAT, of course! They're starving! Famished! All they had the night before (besides a huge dinner, I'm sure) was chocolate cake and "a few Goldfish," so naturally by lunchtime they're about ready to pass out from low blood sugar after fasting all morning.

0:47

But before lunch, the gorls stop and get sugary coffee drinks! Steph gets the pumpkin patch latte, Ashley gets the pumpkin carriage cold brew, and Michael gets some kind of blended cappuccino drink. They then drool over the prospect of eating some nachos soon.

0:50

BUT FIRST, Steph and Michael share a donut, Lady and the Tramp style! YUM more sugar! At least they're walking today and not using a scooter, I guess.

0:29

After going on a bumpy safari ride which was honestly boring to watch, they waddle over to the restaurant and go get...more sugary drinks, of course, including a cup that lights up which REALLY excites Stephanie!

0:45

& naturally the tuna nachos they were lusting over earlier! fun fact: Michael's mom is with them for some reason. is she bankrolling him on this trip?

0:27

the gorls & their gay then share their massive portions with the camera, which are at least colorful and SOMEWHAT healthy looking (at least Steph's dish appears that way):

0:52

Sadly, the three of them together are FAR less lulzy and interesting than the whole herd, but I will update with more! as they come in or are semi-interesting!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I had never seen a video with her speaking and now I almost feel bad about making fun of her. Almost.

She brought it on herself by oversharing and showing that she's a lazy piece of shit.

I have no problem making fun of her.

Ashley, our largest gorl at 5X, filmed but did not join in.

They wouldn't allow her Scooty puff on the dance floor.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

lol @ how tiny the costume is compared to them:

Width-wise, it's highly amusing.

Otherwise I'll simply state that the persons in the Mickey, Minnie, Donald and Daisy costumes are quite short. The actors have to be between 4'10" and 5'2" to fit into the costumes. (147cm to 157cm, approximately, for our metric frens). Dwarfing these particular characters isn't a difficult thing to do.

 

[PurpleEater]

Katie is here! Amazingly, she is holding a rainbow water bottle that I believe says "food is love" (lol), and tomorrow morning, the gorls will all be reunited in full, so we'll get the full PSPH experience sans Dad! He is missed.

0:49

Meanwhile, Sarah and Deanna are in Providence, RI for the night at a hotel trying to decide if they should get DoorDash or go to bed (I think we can all guess what they ended up doing)....

1:00

anyone need a new avatar?

Spoiler: the adventure continues....

Tonight, the gorls, their gay Michael and his mom are at Jock Lindsey's Hangar Bar in Disney Springs for a Halloween-themed dinner. Holy shit, Ashley really has Michelin Man arms.

0:40

Some rigorous intellectual discussion occurs over dinner, as it does. Damn, for Disney, this decor looks cheap as fuck.

0:16

Steph orders some kind of suuuuuper sugary alcoholic beverage that comes with a ghost marshmallow and has tons of cream and coconut and Sprite in it. It sounds disgusting, but she loves it. Ashley also likes her insanely sugary concoction.

1:00

They also continue to be fully entertained by the dumbest shit like "spooky" food made to appeal to children, but hey, at least they're having fun.

More later!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Katie is here! Amazingly, she is holding a rainbow water bottle that I believe says "food is love" (lol), and tomorrow morning, the gorls will all be reunited in full, so we'll get the full PSPH experience sans Dad! He is missed.
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Meanwhile, Sarah and Deanna are in Providence, RI for the night at a hotel trying to decide if they should get DoorDash or go to bed (I think we can all guess what they ended up doing)....
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anyone need a new avatar?
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Spoiler: the adventure continues....

Tonight, the gorls, their gay Michael and his mom are at Jock Lindsey's Hangar Bar in Disney Springs for a Halloween-themed dinner. Holy shit, Ashley really has Michelin Man arms.
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Some rigorous intellectual discussion occurs over dinner, as it does. Damn, for Disney, this decor looks cheap as fuck.
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Steph orders some kind of suuuuuper sugary alcoholic beverage that comes with a ghost marshmallow and has tons of cream and coconut and Sprite in it. It sounds disgusting, but she loves it. Ashley also likes her insanely sugary concoction.
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They also continue to be fully entertained by the dumbest shit like "spooky" food made to appeal to children, but hey, at least they're having fun.

More later!

It's not about the park. It's about the food. Just about every single video they make it's about food, what they're eating, what they want to eat or some kind of drink they're having there.

All the rides and attractions could be gone and they'd still go because it's all about the food.

 

[NoReturn]

It's not about the park. It's about the food. Just about every single video they make it's about food, what they're eating, what they want to eat or some kind of drink they're having there.

The "Disney Food" video is a strange genre, but check out these videos and compare them to what the PSPHs are putting out:

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I'll post more of these in the Disney thread while I have them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_xwyTPtkhI

 

[Amberglow]

The "Disney Food" video is a strange genre, but check out these videos and compare them

What the actual hell? Disney knows that fat loaded sugar loaded crap keeps people hungry and wanting more. It’s a challenge to find healthy foods there now when it hadn’t been a problem in the past. Even things like chicken teriyaki which can be made without a thick layer of sweet sauce are just so unappetizing now. Beignets are bad enough but now they sell them with caramel sauce with is just wet sugar and extra calories.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

lol yeah like I said she is definitely retarded idk why her parents let her live on her own…shes easily gained at least 200lbs in the past two years living on her own

Maybe they really are speedrunning her inevitable early death

I’ve been a sped teacher, she doesn’t seem retarded or to have some other sped disability to me. A little cringy but seems neurotypical

 

[lamp shade]

Not a girlcow but apparently a fat influencer. Idk, I found it on Reddit.



It’s amazing that with all these early deaths in morbidly obese people that there are STILL people who claim fatness does not equal unhealthy.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Are most of these Disney food videos adult focused? The one woman mentioned she was eating "while breastfeeding", so she's actively mothering, but still didn't see the need to give advice for non-adults. You'd think she'd be thinking about people of all ages eat.

It's a challenge to feed young children lunch and dinner without taking the time and expense of a sit-down restaurant. I can see a market for videos about how to feed hungry kids from the food carts and fast stalls. Another idea would be tips for diabetics or people with other medical eating restrictions.

But I think these videos are really attention-whoring for future discounts. It's all designed to show us what a 25 yr old woman would/should eat, which is boring as hell. [churros with guava cream cheese??]

early deaths in morbidly obese people

That fat fuck spent his time trying to drag other people into his dangerous delusion, and still lived to 37. Cobes died alone at 34. Life is unfair.

she doesn’t seem retarded or to have some other sped disability

We get used to videos and media from people with average or above IQs. It's jarring when you hear from someone at the 20th percentile or whatever. They sound kinda retarded, but they're just noticeably below average. I guess I should stop calling Salah retarded...just kidding, I'm going to keep doing it.

 

[MuffinSangria]

Yet another reminder that our Bestie Jaimie is an absolute beast and you could fit 5 of this random woman into her mumu.

 

[brooky]

So what does Jaimie do? I'm sure she doesn't have a job, so is she some type of influencer?

I'm hung up on her saying "being fat is the least interesting thing about me" since I literally don't know anything about her except that she's fat. She appears to just go to events looking fat, smug, moldy, and poorly dressed.

For a long time I got her mixed up with Aubrey Gordon for some reason, but Aubrey is like half her size and not remotely as fungus-y looking. Did Jaimie write a book? Do a podcast? Anything at all??

 

[Amberglow]

So what does Jaimie do? I'm sure she doesn't have a job, so is she some type
For a long time I got her mixed up with Aubrey Gordon for some reason, but Aubrey is like half her size and not remotely as fungus-y looking. Did Jaimie write a book? Do a podcast? Anything at all??

Write a book? She’s never even read a book. She’s just a beggar, looking for free shit because someone told her that ‘ influencers’ get free stuff. She isn’t intelligent enough to realize that you need a more than curious and horrified followers.

 

[a heckin valid doge]

So what does Jaimie do? I'm sure she doesn't have a job, so is she some type of influencer?

I'm hung up on her saying "being fat is the least interesting thing about me" since I literally don't know anything about her except that she's fat. She appears to just go to events looking fat, smug, moldy, and poorly dressed.

For a long time I got her mixed up with Aubrey Gordon for some reason, but Aubrey is like half her size and not remotely as fungus-y looking. Did Jaimie write a book? Do a podcast? Anything at all??

afaik her dad is a bigwig entertainment lawyer who funds her lifestyle and also gets her into all these events. No, she's never actually done anything remarkable in her entire life.

 

[brooky]

Imagine being less accomplished than Chantal, who at least once upon a time made some videos with a tiny bit of creativity and effort.

Imagine being possibly fatter than her, too. Jeeze Louise.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Jaimie DITL
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And from 2 months ago
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Is she Canadian? That "sorry" was painfully canadian clipped in the pronunciation.

I get it. Sometimes you cut corners because you don't have the time to make normal things or you just can't put in the effort.

But using a dishwasher to clean your plastic containers? Every time I've tried this they don't actually get completely clean. The oils from the foods always get in and you need to use dish soap straight up on them to clean them properly. Then the trip to the dollar store to get the cheapest possible things. There's no point in spending too much for the same product but all the stuff she got was generic as hell. A little effort to at least get something like Kettle Chips or something can make a world of difference.

And then the fucking cake mix. It's not difficult to make vanilla cupcakes. In fact it's fucking easy. Same with frosting. And the half-assed frosting job where it looks lumpy and just thrown on. But this is her life. The easiest possible route to the end goal be it food or getting things clean. Do it as fast as possible so she can get back to what is important namely eating and trying her damnedest to look "cute and quirky"

A better question is why the fuck was she STACKING THEM ON TOP OF EACH OTHER FACE UP? NOTHING is going to clean them that way, wtf. Her dishes must be covered in dried food (steam should at least kill the germs... hopefully.)
It's petty as fuck because lets be real, we all have that one family member or friend who can't make a nice looking meal or dessert to save their life (bare cupcakes didn't look too terrible at least)
God knows I'm guilty of box mixes for the simplest shit, but I have never, NEVER seen someone so incompetent, so retarded, as so stack dishes face fucking up, bowls especially.