Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

[Smithfield Ham]

Native citizens of Mexico celebrating the Ragepig's Cuarentañero:

 

[Law]

being a kiwi farmer who doesnt know about THE ETHAN RALPH is like being a male gay porn actor in the 90s who doesnt know what aids is.

Oh, I thought you meant Ralph looks like a male gay porn actor in the 90s who doesn't know what aids is, due to his physical deterioration

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Happy belated Birthday Ethan. I'm very proud of you, and I'm happy that you got to celebrate it with your family.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Happy Birthday Kang

 

[Raven-621]

Happy belated birthday to the world’s most misshapen 70 year old toddler!

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

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Happy belated birthday to the world’s most misshapen 70 year old toddler!

nigga be lookin like this in his very late 30s....

 

[Braphamut]

nigga be lookin like this in his very late 30s....

Well, he did lose Paw Paw's Ring.

 

[Idiotus Maximus]

How *dare* he be younger than me.

 

[Raven-621]

nigga be lookin like this in his very late 30s....

Well, he did lose Paw Paw's Ring.

Sméagthan Gollumver Ralph

 

[The FedEx Pope]

Just shows you after all the shit he's been through, he's now made it to 40

Ralphamales are just built different

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Just shows you after all the shit he's been through, he's now made it to 40

Ralphamales are just built different

That's tho trailer park jeans and white trash genetics

 

[FiveStarAce]

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nigga be lookin like this in his very late 30s....

Smeagol is lean as fuck.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

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Happy belated birthday to the world’s most misshapen 70 year old toddler!

I'm 2 years younger than this guy and we look 4 decades apart.

 

[Hateocracy]

Happy birthday Ralph, looking forward to the next 10 years!

Xander loves you, treasure it, big guy! My dad had his birthday this summer, and I made him grasshopper pie (his favorite dessert) and we spent the afternoon walking through his squash patch. Maybe Xander can make you chilaquiles!

 

[Drip Torch]

Here's to all the Kiwis that are not addicted to drugs and avoiding baby mommas.
We love you Ralph. You show us how not to live.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Here's to all the Kiwis that are not addicted to drugs and avoiding baby mommas.
We love you Ralph. You show us how not to live.

if you wake up in a house you own or next to a person who loves you means you have already achieved 200% more than Ralph before even waking up.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Never forget his magnum opus.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Wait he's only 40?

 

[Drip Torch]

Wait he's only 40?

in pig years.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

if you wake up in a house you own or next to a person who loves you means you have already achieved 200% more than Ralph before even waking up.

You didn't specift in what condition in the second option. Time to become homeless and wake up next to my partner on the street.