DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Windy Moors]

That's more like Khet than him though. His own hands and legs are all skinny and he reminds me of a man with Downs Syndrome mixed with a bleached Goblin Shark. Wyświetl załącznik 7932954
This is a rough, crude estimate I drawn to sum up how he looks like RN. He is anything but a beefcake.

Hope you don't mind my addition of his moobs:

 

[UsedUp]

Re: Comcast

The thing that makes me MATI in his tweet is the usage of his word discuss. All you do is  discuss, dsp. Even tthough he's been informed a week in advanced you know he wishes the CEO of Comcast would've called him and the conversation would've went like thus.

hello Mr. dsp we were gonna be doing some upgrading of the network on September 25, 2025. You weren't planning on playing Silent Hill F that day were you?

 

[Benchod]

"I actually have muscle tone now!"
Bro you're like 30-40% body fat and even if you dropped to a point where you could see any semblance of definition, there would be nothing there to see because your body has atrophied so badly from spending the last 20 years sitting on your ass playing video games.

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He's lifting for LTG now.

 

[Digger10]

It does look like hes added muscle mass to his biceps, compared to random videos i tried pulling up from the last year where his little noodly upper arms looked thinner than his forearms

I hate to admit it, but I actually can see a bicep in this picture. It's not good, of course, but it's not as bad as it could be.

Also his 'muscle mass' is about on par with a complete fat ass that started lifting granny weights 6 months ago

You're not wrong, but when it comes to Phil, him putting in even the minimum amount of effort is a noteworthy event.

 

[Moar Krabs]

But yeah, even if his Internet is down on Thursday; just do the stupid marathon a day earlier,

I hope he doesnt do the marathon cause they are all the same
Phil: Alright guys were gonna play this game for one hour
Phil: Ok guys times up

 

[Elite Kipchak]

ZAMN!!! Phil’s been working on his sexy! Dale won’t be able to resist you now Phil!

 

[Iron Hamster]

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lmao. What a twink.

Omg has this faggot been working out

no

 

[MAWBD2]

He's lifting for LTG now.

He is lifting the same way he did the 25 push up off camera.

On another thought, I think LTG broke him way more than Evil AJ, Keemstar, PPP or Charlie.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Sigh. Asmongold's father died. I hope Dave doesn't get the urge to say some retarded shit about it on twitter or on his next stream. I can think of the script the writers could come up with, but there's no way right?

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Maybe phil's power walks are back on the menu too.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Sigh. Asmongold's father died. I hope Dave doesn't get the urge to say some retarded shit about it on twitter or on his next stream. I can think of the script the writers could write come up with, but there's no way right?

i think we'll be ok as long as phil doesn't lose any save files

 

[Benchod]

He is lifting the same way he did the 25 push up off camera.

True but considering how he changed his entire wardrobe after LTG made fun of him, it wouldn't be too surprising if this got to him as well.

1:25

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Leaked footage of phil working out

 

[Iron Hamster]

Sigh. Asmongold's father died. I hope Dave doesn't get the urge to say some retarded shit about it on twitter or on his next stream. I can think of the script the writers could come up with, but there's no way right?

I fully expect the same rant he gave over Max's dog dying.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Weekly Money Breakdown

https://x.com/JGAnno24/status/1968552049483698527

 

[Lord_Point]

I hate to admit it, but I actually can see a bicep in this picture. It's not good, of course, but it's not as bad as it could be.

You're not wrong, but when it comes to Phil, him putting in even the minimum amount of effort is a noteworthy event.

Oh for sure, Phil is very clearly working out. Of course its not an impressive amount of muscle, and yeah his triceps are non existent so hes working out like a dumb retard. But he very clearly has put (some) muscle on and thats way more interesting than pretending he hasnt.

And looking at the time line, its 100 times funnier that he most likely started working out in direct response to the KC fallout. Phil is behaving like a scored sorority sister who got pumped and dumped by the a fat frat bro and his coked up buddy. Phil is working on his body get revenge on his ex(s) by slding into the DMs of any fit black dude he can find.

Phil is putting effort into something and its not for his wife, or himself. Its for other MEN because phil is GAY for MEN.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Oh for sure, Phil is very clearly working out. Of course its not an impressive amount of muscle, and yeah his triceps are non existent so hes working out like a dumb retard. But he very clearly has put (some) muscle on and thats way more interesting than pretending he hasnt.

And looking at the time line, its 100 times funnier that he most likely started working out in direct response to the KC fallout. Phil is behaving like a scored sorority sister who got pumped and dumped by the a fat frat bro and his coked up buddy. Phil is working on his body get revenge on his ex(s) by slding into the DMs of any fit black dude he can find.

Phil is putting effort into something and its not for his wife, or himself. Its for other MEN because phil is GAY for MEN.

This shit also makes me wonder about him and the fat bitch being on thin ice or over. I know that’s so played out at this point, though.

 

[WhoaMoses]

Oh for sure, Phil is very clearly working out. Of course its not an impressive amount of muscle, and yeah his triceps are non existent so hes working out like a dumb retard. But he very clearly has put (some) muscle on and thats way more interesting than pretending he hasnt.

I disagree, his arms look like the arms you get just by existing and knowing what he considers "hard work" he has probably bought some dumbbells, done 2 curls, and thrown them down panting, thinking he just killed it. He thinks power walking is like running a triathlon. So he probably thinks doing a few curls is going to turn him into Ronnie Coleman in a week.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Here is Phil flexing his arm May 2024 (Snort Hogan, there was a thumbnail showing it, sorry):

Compared to now:

I don't know, maybe his bicep is slightly bigger.

 

[DeadNivea]

I just think it would be so funny if Phil's exercise claims were true, and we just see a Phil that becomes more shredded over the years while Kat just gets fatter and fatter.