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[PurpleEater]

New PSPH "if I fits, I sits" mukbang! I'm really loving how frequently they've been posting content and providing us milk.

highlights
- Katie and Ashley, two of our biggest gorls and biggest bingers, both started with a relatively healthy edamame appetizer, which the other gorls enjoyed. so far, so good!
- Sarah got the chicken wings to start and thought they were "just okay," which, yeah, it's a Disney restaurant, not sure why they're always expecting Michelin star quality
- Katie and Deanna both got the bacon bison burger with fries, each with a very generous portion of fries, of course! for some reason, both were "skeptical" of bison meat (they're in their 30s, travel frequently and have never eaten bison??) but really loved it. Katie was able to get everything gluten free!

- Stephanie and Ashley shared/mixed and matched (???) a BLT sandwich with candied bacon, about 7 portions of turkey, and fries ("they are NOT shy with the meat in this sandwich," as per Stephanie) and Stephanie loved it so much, she ordered it the next day by the pool...and, it's a bit confusing as I originally thought Steph and Ashley shared that massive sandwich, but no, Ashley ALSO ordered a rib-eye steak sandwich (with more fries!!!) that she shared with Sarah. so if you've been keeping track, that's two entrees for Ashley, one (or a half?) for Stephanie (our gorl is trying to lose weight, after all!) and one (?) for Sarah. hmm. Stephanie complained the meat in the rib-eye tasted "reheated" and again, imagine if they spent their money on actual quality food, but alas, here we are.
- for dessert, Ashley "shared" a gigantic coffee and maple bacon donut creme brulee with Stephanie, so I guess Steph's low cal/waifish moment didn't last too long.
- Sarah and Katie got the apple cider sorbet, and since it seems like a reasonable portion, I highly doubt they split it

full video:

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notable comment:

 

[Dr. Butt]

Wasn't sloth the one with no skin?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Wasn't sloth the one with no skin?

No he was the one that was tied to a bed for a year, chewed his tongue off to attempt suicide and was completely brain dead in that he had no idea where he was or what was going on at that point.

I think Gluttony would be the better option.

 

[Chococat3012]

Is Katie celiac? How they are not passed out all the time from all this food.

 

[Bees]

Is Katie celiac? How they are not passed out all the time from all this food.

If is is genuinely celiac she'd be downed by cross contamination at all times. There's no way these places are cooking her fries in a dedicated gluten-free fryer and busting out clean serving utensils for her.*

*I typed all this before realizing I could just say celiacs are skinny because they can't hold onto food long enough to absorb it

 

[#Ripley #]

If is is genuinely celiac she'd be downed by cross contamination at all times. There's no way these places are cooking her fries in a dedicated gluten-free fryer and busting out clean serving utensils for her.*

*I typed all this before realizing I could just say celiacs are skinny because they can't hold onto food long enough to absorb it

Well, a true celiac who follows the diet would be able to absorb foods and be a normal weight.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If is is genuinely celiac she'd be downed by cross contamination at all times. There's no way these places are cooking her fries in a dedicated gluten-free fryer and busting out clean serving utensils for her.*

*I typed all this before realizing I could just say celiacs are skinny because they can't hold onto food long enough to absorb it

Could be an allergy or maybe just she's the type to have latched onto it thinking it's bad.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Could be an allergy or maybe just she's the type to have latched onto it thinking it's bad.

You can have a wheat allergy, but non-celiac gluten blablabla-whatnot doesn't exist.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Well, a true celiac who follows the diet would be able to absorb foods and be a normal weight.

It can take several years post gluten to return to a normal weight; it takes time for the villi* to grow back, then for weight to slowly build.

*bits of the small intestine that absorb nutrition, which are destroyed by the immune system in coeliacs disease.

 

[PurpleEater]

The gorls keep on giving!! This time they review the fat-accessibility of Hiccup’s Wing Gliders roller coaster at Universal’s Epic Universe.

Our skinny gorl Stephanie was able to get the green light to ride! You know she LOVES this series just to show off how waifish she is compared to the others, and I believe she has indeed lost weight. Katie, a 3X, meanwhile, could not ride, and hilariously, they forced 5X Ashley to try and stuff herself into the enormous seat anyway just for the footage.

But it wasn't Ashley's fault, of course! The seat was, unfortunately, "too narrow."

Even though Steph felt bad for her poor fattie friends, she and her gay Michael did elect to ride just to be smug about it. And even funnier still, they coincidentally "later" found out that oh, there WAS a modified seat available that probably would've fit Katie...sorry gorl, maybe next time!!

Stephanie is killing me lately with her covert cuntiness.

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[Clotso Coof]

"These lockers use facial recognition and we thought it was the COOLEST thing"..."Unfortunately Ashley's face was too wide and she was unable to get the green light on this locker."

Stephanie is killing me lately with her covert cuntiness.

"I WAS able to get the green light on this ride." Swaggers off test seat with huge smile.

there WAS a modified seat available that probably would've fit Katie

Sorry, Katie! Oopsie! Is she getting visibly fatter? How much longer will we be told she's a 3X?

The eldest is an addict, the second has survived cancer twice and the third is a heffalump.

Jamie's parents should do one of those cheesy family photo holiday cards. They can add the eldest's mugshot in her place and photoshop Jamie until she's small enough to fit in the photo.

 

[Otterly]

Stephanie is killing me lately with her covert cuntiness.

She’s definitely enjoying being the smallest one. There’s some philosophical point there about achievement being relative but it’s been a long day …

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You can have a wheat allergy, but non-celiac gluten blablabla-whatnot doesn't exist.

Yeah I'm aware of that but a lot of folk have just latched onto the idea that "gluten bad" or because they had one incident after eating a bagel that they've got a wheat allergy and since gluten is the new hotness for syndromes it's therefore a gluten allergy in their eyes.

Our skinny gorl Stephanie was able to get the green light to ride! You know she LOVES this series just to show off how waifish she is compared to the others, and I believe she has indeed lost weight. Katie, a 3X, meanwhile, could not ride, and hilariously, they forced 5X Ashley to try and stuff herself into the enormous seat anyway just for the footage.

It's fucking hilarious to see these fat bitches try to squeeze into these seats and mash the lap bar down around their flab. But 76" hips? Why is she even going to Disney and all these places if she can't fit on any of the rides? It literally has to be for the food and the "magic" of being there.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

The gorls keep on giving!! This time they review the fat-accessibility of Hiccup’s Wing Gliders roller coaster at Universal’s Epic Universe.

Our skinny gorl Stephanie was able to get the green light to ride! You know she LOVES this series just to show off how waifish she is compared to the others, and I believe she has indeed lost weight. Katie, a 3X, meanwhile, could not ride, and hilariously, they forced 5X Ashley to try and stuff herself into the enormous seat anyway just for the footage.

But it wasn't Ashley's fault, of course! The seat was, unfortunately, "too narrow."

Even though Steph felt bad for her poor fattie friends, she and her gay Michael did elect to ride just to be smug about it. And even funnier still, they coincidentally "later" found out that oh, there WAS a modified seat available that probably would've fit Katie...sorry gorl, maybe next time!!

Stephanie is killing me lately with her covert cuntiness.

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Oh my. A tl;dw, here's the main takeaway:





76 inches is 6'4"
How this is not a massive (pun intended) wakeup call is beyond me.

 

[Breadbear]

"Unfortunately Ashley's face was too wide and she was unable to get the green light on this locker."

No, the camera was too narrow. Ashley's perfect, and don't you ever forget it

 

[Clotso Coof]

roller coaster at Universal’s Epic Universe.

Universal's Epic Universe "Stardust Racers" just killed a misshaped person who shouldn't have been on that roller coaster. He was somehow battered to death mid-ride, broken bones and bloody. Other guests were screaming when they saw him.

Photo of him from the GoFundMe, a wheelchair user with fat upper body and spindly little legs.

See above for photo. His body problems were different than the PSPHs, but his weight distribution would also be very top heavy due to his spindly legs.

These rides are not designed for people with extremely abnormal proportions or serious medical conditions. Who gives a shit if a deathfat "gets the green light" when this dead guy obviously got a green light too.

I wouldn't be surprised if Universal stops letting the two fatter PSPHs ride roller coasters even with the green light.

 

[FarmVille]

Florida’s largest theme parks are exempt from state safety inspections, unlike smaller venues and fairs. Instead, the largest theme parks like Walt Disney World and Universal conduct their own inspections and have their own protocols, but they must report to the state any injury or death.

Florida, not even once

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Or you could just lose weight.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Florida, not even once

Show a little gratitude. Scott Schwab literally sacrificed a child to ward off the Demon "Regulation", and that's why you're a free man today.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Or you could just lose weight.

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That is just fucking retarded.

Fashion isn't identity. It's the identity you're trying to project. It's not who you are. It's what you're trying to tell others that you are.

A fat bitch in some fashionable clothes is still a fat bitch. Nothing has changed except her clothes cost more and have a label.