💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Vect]

Even if we are completely wrong about their relationship and they are very loving and shit.

I'm sure they do love each other within their own sphere of definition. The accounts of what they're like with each other are consistent - it's a parasitic co-dependent relationship: Ian needs Anisa to give structure and purpose to an otherwise aimless life, Anisa needs Ian to be the backbone to enforce all of her neurosis and endless hang-ups. They enable each other's worst tendencies and take comfort in allowing the other to define themselves. Anisa sets Ian a task, and Ian does so because Anisa's personal worth (his own investment) depends on it. They vindicate the other.

We've compared Anisa and Ian to Cersei and Jamie Lannister in the past but its apt to see them as a low-stakes, less principled version of the same. I completely buy they 'love' each other only because their mutual enablement cultivates a reality where their venal sense of right and wrong becomes the only thing they understand and everything else becomes relative. They're about at the point where they won't even pretend to have principles because this pretence of righteousness is too difficult. All they'll think is "we're the only two who matter."

Ian has committed multiple instances of career suicide on Anisa's behalf and has gotten nothing in return but more grief. There's not much more you could ask from a loving partner.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

This is what eight years of living with a BPD whore does to someone. Even meth and fentanyl addicts suffer from less mental and physical deterioration than Icuckz.
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He also looks more physically repulsive despite being the same fucking person and not aging that much in the grand scheme of things, part of why i cannot tolerate his streams is not just of the dead air and the rattling sound of the cogs of his brain trying to conjure a coherent thought but his aspect, the gold tooth may be the biggest offender, he looks so intolerably ugly and specials needs it should be a crime punished by hanging, even in his mullet arc he didnt caused me this primal level of disgust, is like watching a rotten corpse covered in maggots and cockroaches.

 

[The Great One]

Let’s go back to the eternal classics,shall we?
Lest we forget the greats no?
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Well there's another nice mess you got us into buddy.

 

[Chongqing]

Anisa loves being called a succubus because she is desperate to be thought of as sexual, unfortunately for her she has a complete lack of sexual energy

She's the only porn star who doesn't want her consumers to think of her sexually.

Think about that.

It exudes a complete and total lack of understanding of how sex even works.

 

[Love Is Blue]

of COURSE she’s replyguying chris ray gun right now
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Chrisraygun dodged a pear shaped nuke

 

[squirrely dan]

Let’s go back to the eternal classics,shall we?
Lest we forget the greats no?
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Maybe if Anisa gets fat enough…

Sometimes PPP and Gumpski kind of remind me of these two:

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

In this most recent saga, something came to mind. Ian and Anisa are probably even lower than they've ever been, lashing out at anyone they've ever associated with.

But how come he never talks shit about the cancer crew? Is it just because too much time has passed? He shits on every one else he associated with at that same time like Jontron and Ethan. How come they're spared from his ire? I would like to think it's because they genuinely liked Ian but Anything4Views didn't like Ian and supposedly he also had beef with HowToBasic. Max also hates Hasan who Ian was trying to butter up and is seemingly on good terms with Ethan. Just weird that he's never turned on them, especially since the content they all made together would 100% be disavowed by current Ian.

…YET

 

[McSneaks]

Succubus is definitely the wrong word. They're supposed to be supernaturally attractive and everyone definitely wants P in V. Anus is a "my god I've never had sex and I'm 34 this might be my last chance I don't care if she'll then scream at me for the rest of my life". I don't even believe Ian is attracted to her considering he had to change his entire appearance to be attractive to HER (and only for like two minutes). Need to invent a new mythological creature....maybe call it an Anisa.

"Let me teach you about intersectional feminism for a second. everyone is racist. everyone is a pedophile. I love all women. everyone is a nazi. everyone is sexist. I'm Muslim. did I mention I love all women and everyone who doesnt like me is a white pedophile? youre all obsesssed with me and hate me because I'm so hot. I'm here to protect all women. now look at my tits! feminism is selling your butthole on twitter!! TAKE THE PICTURE, IAN"

Forgot the last part where she owns duh haterz (in the name of empowerment)

 

[bull_truefur]

I agree with you. The most concerning part of it for me is how he hasnt had any actual IRL normal conversations with anybody since high school, and hes been rich and sheltered his whole life. It has been an entire decade since the last time he was in the same room as a person with less than $5000 in their bank account. just completely submerged in a fake internet bloodsports, youtube poop, Twitch junky fantasyland. He has no concept anymore of what the outside world looks like.
Its deranged. i do think he will do something drastic but it will be a very long time from now, and his life will become more like wings of redemption/dsp begging for $5 first. he'll milk this stuff poorly and shit his pants and do nothing and his mental health and grasp on reality will keep loosening before retiring into prison or AGP trannyshit.

Sorry for double posting but im forgetting the most important part.
Just imagine for a moment you are idubbbz. You're a millionaire new money kid and you're in this giant house talking to a camera for 10 years. You make once a year voyages to boxing events and conventions filled with mentally ill Internet addicts. your mother calls once a while but you're estranged because she naturally wants your money and complains about your choice in women. and that is your only form of fraternal and familial IRL socialization. ever.

This kind of lifestyle is common among people now. the shut-in furries and FGC guys make their once a year voyage to a convention and then return to solitude. but what makes idubbbz special and what makes me interested is that idubbbz now has a sociopath puppetmaster directing his Internet activities into being miserable and corrupting his soul. the average isolated Internet addict does not have this foul poison in their life and sit comfortably unbothered at their computer.
the average isolated nofriends forever Internet addict is already dangerous alone. the anissa addition makes me 100% sure that idubbbz will kill somebody someday. especially now that even the Internet has been taken away from him. the computer is no longer a safe place of escapism where he can have fun chats, it's just shitting on him and cutting at his ego and i imagine he spends a lot of time just staring at the wall doing nothing and nobrain meditating since his wife has ruined the computer for him.

exercising is probably his replacement cope since he can't use the computer anymore after anisa has made him internet enemy #1 and took away his only fun

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Don’t forget the yard sales every single weekend (with no permit) and taking up every single parking space in the street because they refuse to park in their driveways or garages. Oh wait, it’s because their yards and garages are hoarded out with junk they bought from another beaner’s yard sale. I used to think beaners were clean people but they are very close to Indians when it comes to polluting the surrounding environment. My line of works forces me to interact with these people and their homes and they leave piles of soiled diapers on their porch and dog shit all over their yards like land mines.

There's one down the road in the same neighborhood who covered half of his front yard in gravel....but didn't kill the grass underneath it before. Now his front yard is just a hellscape of grass and gravel. They also did a half-assed addition to the back that doesn't match the main house at all and the main house has many shingles missing.

They had a "for sale by owner" out in the gravel front yard for a little while but, to nobody's surprise, didn't get any takers.


There's another one further down the road that turned a real nice little house into a wannabe pizza hut with a giant peaked red metal roof and a ugly cinderblock addition to the back. It's just a whole hot mess.

 

[else_letter]

Warning: cringe

https://www.reddit.com/r/imisstheoldidubbbz/s/8RUN81N6c8

Credit to Sevalic

What is she gonna do? Feed PPP another steak dinner?

 

[urr13 account]

Warning: cringe

https://www.reddit.com/r/imisstheoldidubbbz/s/8RUN81N6c8

Credit to Sevalic

Local copy of extremely cringe anisa clip, these two are very embarrassing people.

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[Jose Beaner Luna]

Local copy of extremely cringe anisa clip, these two are very embarrassing people.

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Alright what are you prediction boys and girls? how are The Rapeds going to fuck their shit up?

The rules for this prediction is that is something related to H3: My prediction is that Anusa will start harassing AB, Lena and Olivia to get to H3 since she already smelled blood in the water with the 3 of them having a gay panic attack over her, she will release the DMs revealing they were shittalking H3 behind his back (something they confesed already) of course all of this by using her cuck as an attack dog.

 

[Mac Monster]

Local copy of extremely cringe anisa clip, these two are very embarrassing people.

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It's always hilarious when these retards try to present themselves as 'mature' and yet do embarrassing shit like this. Also, Ethan is not sitting through Ian's shitty streams. PPP is the most dedicated Jomha alog and even he can barely stomach them.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Sneed

Local copy of extremely cringe anisa clip, these two are very embarrassing people.

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They're like degenerate gamblers. They keep running to the table with hopes of winning big, and they lose every bet they make. They have a panic attack, cry in the bathroom, and swear that they'll never ever place another bet in their lives. Then they run off to buy more chips, somehow convincing themselves that they cannot keep losing like this forever. Then it's back to the table, smugly assuring everyone present that they're gonna win it all back if they just play one more hand. Just one more. 30 minutes later, they're looking down at the table in despair, wondering why there's nothing but felt. Felted, if you will. Then the cycle begins anew.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

90% of washed up youtubers quit before their hit piece reaches the algorithm.

 

[Leo Frank]

Alright what are you prediction boys and girls? how are The Rapeds going to fuck their shit up?

The rules for this prediction is that is something related to H3: My prediction is that Anusa will start harassing AB, Lena and Olivia to get to H3 since she already smelled blood in the water with the 3 of them having a gay panic attack over her, she will release the DMs revealing they were shittalking H3 behind his back (something they confesed already) of course all of this by using her cuck as an attack dog.

I think the DMs/texts will definitely be released. I do think there is a little more to it than some work shit talk, probably some stuff in there that would hurt the Kleins feelings and the Jomhas know this.

AB is acting better but the Olivia girl threatening suicide seems a bit off if her vibes were just “venting about work” even with the power dynamics they speak of. They need to stop freaking out because even if the messages are leaked and it’s really bad, Ethan would keep them on forever just to spite the Jomhas. I think he would honestly forgive her even if she said something offensive unless it was super sinister. I could see Anus leading her into a conversation and baiting her into making an insensitive remark and that could be why she’s freaking out. Ultimately, I think she’d be forgiven and her value on the show trumps any reason for them to let her go. She’s very beloved in the h3 community.

These texts would honestly be a relief for everyone involved and would kill all of team Jomhas power with this h3 crew situation. If h3 keeps going in on them like they did this week she’s going to do it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ian’s vibe evolutions from left to right:

My interpretation:
2017: Apple Store employee
2020: Apple Store Genius Bar employee who convinces you you need to buy a new Macbook because your charger plug broke
2023: Gas station clerk who's only allowed to work the night shift because he frightens customers
2025: Straight guy who sells himself on Grindr because he has no other skills to make money

 

[thefreshmaker]

2025: Straight guy who sells himself on Grindr because he has no other skills to make money get fuel for the Glass Harley

 

[Mayfly]

Alright what are you prediction boys and girls? how are The Rapeds going to fuck their shit up?

My prediction is that they might release the DMs but will cool off after and stick to the bog and daily streams for a few months. Ian will make another video about a political issue he doesn't understand. Eventually it won't be enough because Anisa has an addiction to being talked about online. They will make another stupid video that humiliates them in front of everyone. This spiral will continue. Their life would be so easy to fix but they keep proving to everyone that they won't even bother.

Edit: Also, I rewatched the coming clean video and I don't know if anyone spotted the "Maybe I just have a higher threshold" comment by Ian when coping about how only other people would be bothered by what his wife does to him. I couldn't help but think of that song by Jarbo the Hutt. Life is stranger than fiction.