💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Gold2thGranny]

Because there is no incentive. Hasan paid for the backstabbing on Ethan with promises of access to his fans and twitch in group. Then chumped them out when they failed to take him down. They did it for the monkey branch of entering a new internet group to siphon money from. Thinking they can make breadtube videos and have Hasan stream them to his audience and be a protected twitch streamer who meets with Dan Clancy. Only Ian is retarded and fucked it up, and caused Ethan to take W after W on the greater Hasan/H3 war.

I'd just expect Ian to feel burdened by his past associations with Max and Chad yet it never happens. It's almost worse that he's willing to throw his friends away for clout rather than for changing as a person. The only reason Max and Chad weren't thrown under the bus is because they don't have utility, but if they did then Ian would have no qualms doing so.

 

[WonderWino]

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Somebody call the FBI, it looks like eugene victor tooms is back

Either that or ian is possessed by a deadite

 

[Slur Generator]

Even if we are completely wrong about their relationship and they are very loving and shit. It doesnt change the fact that they fucked over a lot of people with their shitty boxing event and they started shit with creators for no fucking reason. It takes a couple of minutes to write a tweet that Ethans kids are well taken care of and they don't eat their own shit but idubbbz wouldn't do that because Ethan asked him to.
"The nerve of this bum to try and get me to do things for him. I dont owe him anything. He could have not helped me promote CC if he was going to blackmail me with it."

"See i filmed and included this video of me crying to show im authentic. Why are you guys interpreting things according to your own judgements instead of how I want you to?"

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

I'd just expect Ian to feel burdened by his past associations with Max and Chad yet it never happens.

Because he really does not feel that way at all. He is just a clout goblin. He never said shit, because there is no one to back him up if he dared open fire on them. Ian only goes after people who he thinks are easy targets. The problem he has his easy target radar is FUBAR and the zooted retard would blast his own foot off. Now if Hasan had a beef and said go after them. Then he would do it.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

In this most recent saga, something came to mind. Ian and Anisa are probably even lower than they've ever been, lashing out at anyone they've ever associated with.

But how come he never talks shit about the cancer crew? Is it just because too much time has passed? He shits on every one else he associated with at that same time like Jontron and Ethan. How come they're spared from his ire? I would like to think it's because they genuinely liked Ian but Anything4Views didn't like Ian and supposedly he also had beef with HowToBasic. Max also hates Hasan who Ian was trying to butter up and is seemingly on good terms with Ethan. Just weird that he's never turned on them, especially since the content they all made together would 100% be disavowed by current Ian.

The way I see it, there are 2 reasons.
1- Ian has no political or social convictions. He thinks he does, but he does not. They are determined by the most recent thing the BPD whore he married said to him about any given subject. The only thing he actually cares about is when the fucking bullies online say mean things about him. So the only reasons he would turn on Max or Frank is if one of them lightly teased him about anything he's insecure about, or if Anisa told him it was time to backstab them.
2- Ian would have never sniffed 100K subs if not for Max and Frank, and he knows it. Which is not to say he has any sort of loyalty (except where Anisa is concerned). But somewhere in his rotting brain, there is a line of code which is even older than the one which compels him to obey Anisa. It's the one that tells him to never ever cross Max or Frank, lest he end up losing it all and going back to being a pathetic faggot.
Ironically, he's more of a pathetic faggot now than ever. And it wouldn't have happened if Max and Frank didn't turn him into an e-celeb.

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

The way I see it, there are 2 reasons.
1- Ian has no political or social convictions. He thinks he does, but he does not. They are determined by the most recent thing the BPD whore he married said to him about any given subject. The only thing he actually cares about is when the fucking bullies online say mean things about him. So the only reasons he would turn on Max or Frank is if one of them lightly teased him about anything he's insecure about, or if Anisa told him it was time to backstab them.
2- Ian would have never sniffed 100K subs if not for Max and Frank, and he knows it. Which is not to say he has any sort of loyalty (except where Anisa is concerned). But somewhere in his rotting brain, there is a line of code which is even older than the one which compels him to obey Anisa. It's the one that tells him to never ever cross Max or Frank, lest he end up losing it all and going back to being a pathetic faggot.
Ironically, he's more of a pathetic faggot now than ever. And it wouldn't have happened if Max and Frank didn't turn him into an e-celeb.

The timeline where Ian never becomes content cop and has a stable well paying office job and kids and picket fence is the one we wanted.
But instead we have one where he is a zooted out retard who fled to leafland, and now squats in the basement of his sex workers wife's family. Starting internet beefs he is incapable of finishing.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

The utter dedication to most boring stream ever
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[Swamp_Donkey]

I know the dislikes aren't real but I don't think I've EVER seen a youtube video ratio'd by a comment and this is getting close.

 

[machine gril]

Very loud. Like cranking their circus music and/or doing terrible karaoke outside for 10-12 hours a day every day there's nice weather.

One even tried running a freaking restaurant out of their home. I had a sound meter jumping up 10db in time with the beat, inside.
I seriously would rather have white meth addicts as neighbors. More of them than I already do.

Don’t forget the yard sales every single weekend (with no permit) and taking up every single parking space in the street because they refuse to park in their driveways or garages. Oh wait, it’s because their yards and garages are hoarded out with junk they bought from another beaner’s yard sale. I used to think beaners were clean people but they are very close to Indians when it comes to polluting the surrounding environment. My line of works forces me to interact with these people and their homes and they leave piles of soiled diapers on their porch and dog shit all over their yards like land mines.

 

[TokiBun]

I really wish we had testimony from friends and family about Ian pre internet fame. Do we know what his sister looks like? I'm surprised we don't talk about her more.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Because there is no incentive. Hasan paid for the backstabbing on Ethan with promises of access to his fans and twitch in group. Then chumped them out when they failed to take him down. They did it for the monkey branch of entering a new internet group to siphon money from. Thinking they can make breadtube videos and have Hasan stream them to his audience and be a protected twitch streamer who meets with Dan Clancy. Only Ian is retarded and fucked it up, and caused Ethan to take W after W on the greater Hasan/H3 war.
He is the embodiment of why you don't send a soy boy to do a mans job.

I have to wonder if Hasan proofread that video or if he just blindly signed off on it.

The entire video was just a bunch of personal gripes, it had fuck all to do with Israel and Palestine, which is what the feud is ostensibly about.

 

[rubert]

Has Ian really accumulated 700+ paid subs on his twitch since he started streaming? I know we like to shit on him for his viewership relative to his youtube sub count but still that’s way more than I’d have expected. Guess there really is a fool born every minute?

 

[Mac Monster]

This is what eight years of living with a BPD whore does to someone. Even meth and fentanyl addicts suffer from less mental and physical deterioration than Icuckz.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

The timeline where Ian never becomes content cop and has a stable well paying office job and kids and picket fence is the one we wanted.
But instead we have one where he is a zooted out retard who fled to leafland, and now squats in the basement of his sex workers wife's family. Starting internet beefs he is incapable of finishing.

I do wonder what would've become of him if he gave up on YouTube before he blew up and got a regular job. If I had to guess, he'd be a mildly timid guy married to a slightly fat girl he met online. He'd probably be a California centrist, blandly agreeing with current thing just enough to avoid scary labels. Probably the type of guy that gets roped into watching the H3 podcast by his wife.

 

[urr13 account]

If I had to guess, he'd be a mildly timid guy married to a slightly fat girl he met online

I think he would have been a lifelong incel who only went outside to pickup his doordash order from the front porch of his parents house.

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

I have to wonder if Hasan proofread that video or if he just blindly signed off on it.

The entire video was just a bunch of personal gripes, it had fuck all to do with Israel and Palestine, which is what the feud is ostensibly about.

It is clear that it was really nothing to do with the desert shitholes. Hasan signed off because it would be a fuck Ethan project and to announce his new alignment.

I do wonder what would've become of him if he gave up on YouTube before he blew up and got a regular job. If I had to guess, he'd be a mildly timid guy married to a slightly fat girl he met online. He'd probably be a California centrist, blandly agreeing with current thing just enough to avoid scary labels. Probably the type of guy that gets roped into watching the H3 podcast by his wife.

A lot of lolcows are like that. If they had just made a single decision the other way. They would not have threads here.

 

[Leo Frank]

Warning: cringe

https://www.reddit.com/r/imisstheoldidubbbz/s/8RUN81N6c8

Credit to Sevalic

 

[PeachSmoothie]

of COURSE she’s replyguying chris ray gun right now

 

[skol]

Anisa is reaching Patric S Tomlinson’s levels of delusion in online interactions.

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Ian’s vibe evolutions from left to right:
1) nerd at your local university who sends gore clips in your class mailing list as „haha funny”
2) already drunk hobo begging for a dollar to buy a beer at 6 am.
3) homo porn actor who never had his prime, zonked out of his mind to cope.
4) that guy you knew at high school, who by some miracle got laid. But… impregnated the chick, ruining both of their lives. After years tells you he turned things around because now he has a part time job at a gas station.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I think he would have been a lifelong incel who only went outside to pickup his doordash order from the front porch of his parents house.

I guess it depends on how much of his current state you attribute to Anisa. I think he's a meek, timid guy who was simply not prepared for the tidal wave of insane faggotry that Anisa brought into his life. So I'm supposing that in the better timeline, he would eventually settle for a single mother or someone similarly undesirable. He'd still sheepishly allow her personality to override his own, but it wouldn't be much worse than the average Marvel enjoyer.
For instance, he never looked so fucking disgusting in his pre-cuck videos. You can't not notice the thick coating of caked up sweat and grime on his face 24/7 in his streams and videos now. Even when it's an epic hater takedown he (allegedly) spent weeks working on, he still refuses to take a goddamned shower. This wasn't the case before Anisa. So I think his disgusting hygiene is just a byproduct of the general malaise and hopelessness that comes along with Mrs. Jomha's wild ride.
Speaking of which, does anyone know if she goes by Mrs. Jomha? I had a psycho feminist teacher in high school that was still "Ms. Maiden Name", despite being married, and that seems like an extremely Jomhican thing to do.