Official Kiwi Farms Ick-List Thread - For women only

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Arbiter powiedział(a):
My fiance expertly and gently picked up a tarantula we found hiking the other day. Could not imagine being with someone scared of a fucking moth or something..
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I take guys on the subway as a test for this, if he freaks out when he sees a rat he's not the one. Grown adults who are scared of bugs or rodents need to grow up. At least women getting scared of it kind of makes sense evolution wise (they transmit disease and we're just more precious to the species) but a man? Should be a criminal offense.
 
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I take guys on the subway as a test for this, if he freaks out when he sees a rat he's not the one. Grown adults who are scared of bugs or rodents need to grow up. At least women getting scared of it kind of makes sense evolution wise (they transmit disease and we're just more precious to the species) but a man? Should be a criminal offense.
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It shows both cowardice and a disrespect for living things. The cavewoman part of my brain feels utter disdain for people afraid of something harmless. And my nature-loving self can't jive with people who don't love and appreciate God's creatures.
 
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People who celebrate holidays too early. Halloween in September and Christmas in November type shit. Just stahp.
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The only people who get a pass are craft stores and artists. It takes time to make a thousand ghosts. Gimme that white paint and cheesecloth stat. If I never have to make another in my life I'll be happy - working the craft industry as a child traumatized me.
 
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I take guys on the subway as a test for this, if he freaks out when he sees a rat he's not the one. Grown adults who are scared of bugs or rodents need to grow up. At least women getting scared of it kind of makes sense evolution wise (they transmit disease and we're just more precious to the species) but a man? Should be a criminal offense.
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Arbiter powiedział(a):
It shows both cowardice and a disrespect for living things. The cavewoman part of my brain feels utter disdain for people afraid of something harmless. And my nature-loving self can't jive with people who don't love and appreciate God's creatures.
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For me it's spiders. If someone freaks out/tries to kill a spider/demands I kill it, they're donezo. Spiders are our allies, if you have spiders they're actively hunting and eating shit that is way more detrimental to human dwellings, like ants/roaches/flies/silverfish/termites/ect. A spider in your home means you have a problem, and the spider is there to solve it. If there wasn't anything for the spider to eat, it'd fuck off.

I never kill spiders, spiders are homies. 🕷️🖤

Edit: don't get at me with that "zomg what about black widows/brown recluses/hobo spiders" shit. When it comes to the former, I'd fucking leave it alone in it's web, may admire it from a distance. For the latter? They're ground spiders so as long as you're not jamming your hands into random woodpiles/your shoes without a care in the world, you'll be fine. I've lived in a finished basement swarming with fucking brown recluses, never once got bit because I wasn't a retard flailing around jamming my meat mitts into every dark nook and cranny I could find. They're not there to eat you, they're there to eat other small bugs.
 
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Detective Carey powiedział(a):
For me it's spiders. If someone freaks out/tries to kill a spider/demands I kill it, they're donezo. Spiders are our allies, if you have spiders they're actively hunting and eating shit that is way more detrimental to human dwellings, like ants/roaches/flies/silverfish/termites/ect. A spider in your home means you have a problem, and the spider is there to solve it. If there wasn't anything for the spider to eat, it'd fuck off.

I never kill spiders, spiders are homies. 🕷️🖤

Edit: don't get at me with that "zomg what about black widows/brown recluses/hobo spiders" shit. When it comes to the former, I'd fucking leave it alone in it's web, may admire it from a distance. For the latter? They're ground spiders so as long as you're not jamming your hands into random woodpiles/your shoes without a care in the world, you'll be fine. I've lived in a finished basement swarming with fucking brown recluses, never once got bit because I wasn't a retard flailing around jamming my meat mitts into every dark nook and cranny I could find. They're not there to eat you, they're there to eat other small bugs.
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I've got a special spider-cup in my bathroom just for the purpose of moving critters (I get a lot of scorpions here in the summer) out of a walkway or other place I need to go. I absolutely love wolf spiders, cause they're cute and they don't make webs so I don't have to worry about accidentally messing up their home. If I see one out and about I'll wish it good hunting.

I have pet snakes so I love those too. Even if I didn't, I get irritated at the culture around me of "there's a snake in it's natural habitat outside? It must die for its crimes!" And/or killing a snake and THEN asking for an ID. 95% of the time it's just a harmless rat snake or something. Weaklings, is what those people are.
 
Coffee Druid powiedział(a):
I've got a special spider-cup in my bathroom just for the purpose of moving critters (I get a lot of scorpions here in the summer) out of a walkway or other place I need to go. I absolutely love wolf spiders, cause they're cute and they don't make webs so I don't have to worry about accidentally messing up their home. If I see one out and about I'll wish it good hunting.

I have pet snakes so I love those too. Even if I didn't, I get irritated at the culture around me of "there's a snake in it's natural habitat outside? It must die for its crimes!" And/or killing a snake and THEN asking for an ID. 95% of the time it's just a harmless rat snake or something. Weaklings, is what those people are.
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Anytime I've caught a big ass fucking wolf spider skulking about, I always spoil it by yelling something to the effect of "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT YOU!" and it always darts off before I can grab anything with a camera. ;)
 
Detective Carey powiedział(a):
Anytime I've caught a big ass fucking wolf spider skulking about, I always spoil it by yelling something to the effect of "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT YOU!" and it always darts off before I can grab anything with a camera. ;)
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Same, friend. I gushed for like 10 minutes one summer when I found a local tarantula in my house. I didn't even know we had them 'round these parts before that point. He was probably some dude lost while looking for a mate so I moved him to the porch.

For actual contribution to icks, I have a strong distaste for rabid consumerism. I have a complex from growing up with a pack rat for a parent, so I don't like clutter. Several people in my social circle will constantly buy nerdy tchotchkes and junk that sits on a shelf. I've personally named it the popcorn bucket problem. I used to know someone who went to the movie theater all the time. That's not a big deal. But anytime a tacky promotional popcorn bucket came out they would buy it. They never ate popcorn at home. They never used it for anything. They didn't even display them for aesthetics. Each one just got shoved on top of a shelf or in a storage space. I don't know what demon possesses people to consoooom like that. It's a red flag for financial irresponsibility in a potential partner, imo. I don't mind buying things that are highly sentimental, but they should actively be functional and enjoyed.
 
Any man who spergs endlessly about "woke" software, video games, brands, etc. These guys are the right-wing equivalent to neckbeards boycotting delicious Chik Fil A sandwiches because "muh homophobia." Something about watching grown men foam at the mouth because the manufacturers of Consoom Product No. 13956740 don't agree with them on [insert political issue which has zero impact on the daily lives of normal people] is so off-putting.
 
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ick: short kings who blame every misfortune they've ever experience on being below 6'0.
like bro you are forever single because your a perpetually spiraling asshole. one of my best bros is an avid Woman Hater because he thinks all women want is height nomatter what I say he just continues to blame his loneliness on being 5'6 (i think). But i think he looks fine? Hes such a doomer though.

on that note, women, how tall are you and whats your minimum man height?

mine is 5'7, minimum like 5'6 (so he can just wear shoes to match me. tbh i chill with equal)
 
kaldikhan powiedział(a):
ick: short kings who blame every misfortune they've ever experience on being below 6'0.
like bro you are forever single because your a perpetually spiraling asshole. one of my best bros is an avid Woman Hater because he thinks all women want is height nomatter what I say he just continues to blame his loneliness on being 5'6 (i think). But i think he looks fine? Hes such a doomer though.

on that note, women, how tall are you and whats your minimum man height?

mine is 5'7, minimum like 5'6 (so he can just wear shoes to match me. tbh i chill with equal)
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The whole "oh no I'm a bit short" thing is fucking hilarious though you gotta admit.

For millennia, insecure manlets just had to scrape by with platform shoes and tall hats. Maybe if they were disgustingly rich while still being insecure, they'd ride around on a palanquin/sit on a big fancy chair that is further elevated by a raised dais. Lots of visual/perspective trickery like vertical stripes and big poofy hair.

Now suddenly in the age surgery, they're breaking their legs and bolting steel plates to them, all to gain a few spare precious increments in the heightmaxing arms race.

I want to see an increase in this type of madness, I want to see a 5'3 squatgoblin cantering about with surgically grafted on stilts using donor bones/skin so they're technically "his" legs, and gape in awe at him tipping his super extendo top hat to all the ladies scurrying away from his horrific spiderlike gait. I want to crane my neck up at him in order to hear him reeing down to me with a bullhorn from lofty heights about how women are all so superficial.
 
I dislike "contrary for the sake of being a contrarian", or people with obstinate defiant disorder. I'm not sure if that last one is an actual psychological condition, but it describes some people. They see a business with a policy, or place that has rules and they just HAVE to make a it a personal challenge to go against that. Or people who think just following basic rules are "sheeple." Stuff like your uber driver asking you to keep their feet off the seats, or a store having a coupon policy. At best, they're just kinda obnoxious or narcissists. It's also a good sign that they aren't the kind of people to respect your personal boundaries, or will deliberately step on them.
 
I don’t know why so many guys do this but (usually, almost always) when they are into you they will non stop talk about their ex or past relationships. I do not care. I do not want to hear about what she liked or did. Move on. Especially if it is on a first date or just on a constant, daily basis. It’s annoying.

I usually retaliate by emasculating them in any sort of way when this happens by bringing up my own past relationships, where my ex was better than them in some way and they get mad, BUT STILL DO IT. They have no social awareness. Their monkey brain cogs just start moving but they don’t know how to react or change their behavior.

also bisexual men, i’m not interested in getting aids
 
ICK:
-Fat. Especially the man tits sort of fat.
-Gross kisser. Will not elaborate.
-No creative or productive hobbies.
-Children. They make most men much more trouble than they’re worth.
-Balding.
-Big lips. Pat Tomlinson comes to mind.
-Low self-esteem. The sort that makes it your problem.
-Does not like cats. Why are so many people so passionate about not liking cats? I’m not really a dog person, but I’d never be so bold as to boast about how much dogs suck just because I don’t personally prefer them.
-Thinks you owe him something. This circles most men.
-PUSHY, domineering, or demanding men. They are childish and suffocating.

Most of these were touched on already, I’m just in a mood today.
 
Thought I'd join in, this sounds fun. Now I can bitch and moan about women that have annoyed me in the past. (No hate in my heart for y'all I know I have my faults, too, I'm just letting off steam.)
  • Astrology.
    • I can't stand astrology girlies. No you can't know my fucking sun sign it doesn't even matter anyway that shit is nonsense!!!!!
  • Social awkwardness.
    • I won't claim I've never maid a social faux paus, but dear lord some of y'all have the social skills of a wet paper bag... If you don't have at least some basic sense of what to do and what not to do in social situations then I literally couldn't even be your friend.
  • No filter.
  • Stupid. Believes everything they're told. No intellectual curiosity.
  • Bad conversationalist.
    • I need more back and forth than you just saying "haha wow" to whatever the hell I'm saying. There's something called "active listening" and I need you to practice it.
  • Doesn't laugh at my jokes.
    • I'm very funny. This is unacceptable.
  • Extremely liberal.
    • For obvious reasons... No. Just No.
  • Doesn't ask me any questions about myself.
    • ...Run from these women... they are trouble......
I think a green flags thread would be interesting as well, honestly. Anyway that is my list (so far, I look forward to adding to it down the road as I gain more experience). Enjoy.
 
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