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- 10 Lis 2022
Throwback screencap:
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- 30 Cze 2016
Shockingly apt, considering who the (mythological) Atreus's grandfather was:
Rate me late and gay if need be; I can only stomach Jack every few months.
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- 13 Lip 2017
This no cap looks like a Down Syndrome awareness or charity advertisement freeze frame. For real, for real.
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- 9 Sie 2019
Tammy Tried The Most Popular Tacos At This Restaurant!
(08/20/25)Original:
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- 11 Maj 2025
Another half-assed bullshit review (classic Jack). Absolutely no meaningful insight at all into the flavors, textures, or composition of the food. Only 'reasonable prices,' 'good service' and 'seasoning.' Thinks 'hole in the wall' means far away. He's worried about freshness because it's remote, not like his other usual fine dining establishments also in the middle of bumfuck flyover country, sandwiched between a laundromat and a metro pcs dealer in some strip mall. Loved in southern CA for most of his life and still doesn't know shit about Mexican food. I give this video an A+.
- Dołączono
- 29 Wrz 2022
What kind of authentic Mexican taste can you expect from some stripmall joint?
Remember this is the same faggot that thought because he could hear them speaking Spanish in the back that they must make the best nachos as those are 100% Mexican.
The man's brain has been replaced by bacon grease.
densedance
kiwifarms.net
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- 26 Maj 2021
The fucking AI description is even more ridiculous this time.
The asterisks and bold are just like how he pasted it into the video.
Claims it's a tiny hole in the wall, place appears to occupy most of the building its in and somewhere has a "2nd level"(looks like it's just a raised part of the floorplan with 5 steps to get to). Unfortunately because Fatty has spammed google reviews so much, he's got enough of a score that businesses get notified when he reviews shit and will respond so now he thinks his shit is justified.
edit: What the fuck is this gesture? LOL
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- 1 Lut 2024
He’s acknowledging that he’s a jagoff
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- 27 Maj 2019
I meant 'nitwit' you fucking nigger cattle.
1:39 "pretty big menu" that's almost always a sign that a place is a jack of all trades but master of none. The only worse thing is when a menu has americana, chinese, italian, and like 50 other cultures on it.
1:48 "oh my gosh they do breakfast here" wow, true visionaries. almost every Mexican restaurant I've ever been to does breakfast.
2:12 "chile Colorado (like the state)"
"Child menu?!" there's your niche, Jackie
5:00 Jack the horse laugh
5:05 "it was good. the flavors were good. the meat wasn't dry. it was good. the salsa was good"
He says 'hole in the wall' like a dozen times in this. Maybe he's thinking back to the days when he could walk into the gas station restroom and make use of the gloryhole in the stall.
I don't really wanna shit on the place because never been there obviously, but it looks just like many, many other Mexican restaurants that give a shit. I'm not sure what sets it apart from this compelling documentary Jack has provided. Birria tacos are delicious.
Edit: WAIT WHAT?
He gave each category a 1 rating out of 5!!! Then praises it endlessly and leaves a 5 star overall rating. You have stroked yourself RETARDED, Jack.
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When you're as fat as they are, any place with normal sized seating is going to be a hole in the wall.
myhairisonfire
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- 22 Paź 2024
Hawt saooce gud
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- 28 Gru 2014
If I ran a restaurant, I would throw this fat stroked-out cocksucker through the front window, then sue his bitch ass if he said so much as a word about my restaurant.
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- 27 Maj 2019
I would bring him a steak cooked properly along with some veggies and mashed taters so he could fucking die from eating properly cooked food for once in his life.
Or all-you-can-eat salmonella & e.coli burgers for his BORGER WARS to accelerate stroke #5 (or 6 or WHATEVER), idk.
Hamburger Detractor
kiwifarms.net
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- 10 Lut 2025
You wouldn't rather throw him through the wall to make yourself a "hole in the wall restaurant"?
FatJacksFatAssTongue
kiwifarms.net
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- 13 Kwi 2021
Been a while since I tuned in here, but Jesus this son of a bitch infuriates me. He's STILL swearing by all gud meets but nothing else??
Uh huh. Like Jagoff only had some naked shrimp. What a lying fat piece of stroke garbage. Birria tacos, all of them, straight down his throat. Rice and beans and everything else, no doubt.
Uh huh. Like Jagoff only had some naked shrimp. What a lying fat piece of stroke garbage. Birria tacos, all of them, straight down his throat. Rice and beans and everything else, no doubt.
Of course, we already know BURRIAH tacos are his favorite thing ever at mexican restaurants, to the point where he's thrown tantrums when places didn't have them or did them slightly differently than what he expected. Tammy is generally capable of avoiding filming his plate, it's when Fatty is filming the table that we get to see the extra food to the side that he pretends doesn't exist.
What the fuck was he doing at 4:27 and why did he make that bizarre face at 4:37? Why can't this fat retard just put food in his mouth, chew it and then swallow it like a normal person?