🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

The article.

Not exactly sure I'd post a list featuring the Green River Killer, Rasputin, and the Marquis de Sade as an endorsement of brothels, but Russ gonna Russ.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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The article.

Not exactly sure I'd post a list featuring the Green River Killer, Rasputin, and the Marquis de Sade as an endorsement of brothels, but Russ gonna Russ.

Brothel is his activation phrase.

 

[Harambe]

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The article.

Not exactly sure I'd post a list featuring the Green River Killer, Rasputin, and the Marquis de Sade as an endorsement of brothels, but Russ gonna Russ.

I'm kinda worried he read the article and was in fact enlightened and realized his dark purpose
edit: the slackjaw strangler!

 

[obsdj]

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The article.

Not exactly sure I'd post a list featuring the Green River Killer, Rasputin, and the Marquis de Sade as an endorsement of brothels, but Russ gonna Russ.

He's fixated on the word "historic." Being remembered, regardless of what you're remembered for, is life goals (along with, you know, the whole penis getting sucked by females thing).

 

[CapricornusRex]

Admit it, that's only because you aren't quite as swole as your username would imply. Pat is very fat after all. Greer would be much easier to pick up and toss out.

No, he needs that fat chunk of oatmeal to keep the hot air balloon from flying off in to space. (Wtf is going on? DDOS? Half my post got cut off before I hit enter.)

 

[Free the Pedos]

It's a reference to Patrick Tomlinson, another infamous lolcow who is significantly dumber than Russell.

Yes child, it is. And no child, it isn’t. And yes child, I am. And no child, you are not. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.
You have chosen to end your life in a cage.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I'm kinda worried he read the article and was in fact enlightened and realized his dark purpose
edit: the slackjaw strangler!

Russ is too much of a beta to be a strangler. He acts tough when he's behind a screen, but the second he meets the slightest resistance IRL he folds like one of those cheap suits he loves to wear. If Russ was gonna be a serial killer he'd have to find some method that would let him kill at a distance, like poisoning.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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The article.

Not exactly sure I'd post a list featuring the Green River Killer, Rasputin, and the Marquis de Sade as an endorsement of brothels, but Russ gonna Russ.

They were famous so that must mean it was good for them to do so.

Greee looks for anything that even remotely makes brothels good.

And even then brothels, in earlier times, were a lot different and didn't necessarily have the seedy aura they do now. Sex has always been for sale. It's just we've seen that with the good comes the bad which is why places like that tend to rare.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm actually just about to get to this part but it looks like he lost more than one job. That one and then his insurance job after making the news and losing his court case.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lIczGtZ643M

He has probably been fired from any job he's ever had. That's why he can only get tard jobs for tards.

What I was getting at was that it wasn't his pro se lolsuits on their own that fucked up his chances at a paralegal career, but the inappropriate use of company resources in his pursuit of his lolsuits that did it.

I'm sure it was once they started becoming international "news of the weird" type stories. They might have then looked into his use of their resources or decided he was too mental to trust with them.

It'd really only be a matter of time before getting fired pretty much anywhere, because if he isn't plightsperging or dragging his insanity into work, he's slurping and drooling on anyone female who comes within slurping distance.

Hot take, I've never thought Norm Macdonald was funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.

No, stalker child. You have always thought he was funny. Your comedy career ended in a cage. Enjoy Norm.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Not sure what Black Science Man has to do with road trips (or brothels), but keep sharing that clickbait.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Not sure what Black Science Man has to do with road trips (or brothels), but keep sharing that clickbait.

What a shitty road trip. Avoid all the fun parts to drive to so you can claim to have visited every state. Only Rusty could think this was cool or interesting

 

[AnOminous]

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Not sure what Black Science Man has to do with road trips (or brothels), but keep sharing that clickbait.

BSM may have been thinking about the Traveling Salesman Problem and why it's NP-hard.

 

[obsdj]

Today is payday, fellow Russtorians!

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

What do we think the excuse will be this time?

• Cheque/bank delay
• "Mr Hardin didn't remind me, therefore I owe nothing"
• "Just give me another X days, I swear"
• "If you personally think the recipient is undeserving, then you legally don't owe them money"
• "Mr Hardin still hasn't paid the appeal fee or costs to obtain my own documents, so this debt is stayed"
• "I wasn't reading my emails and thought the due date was sometime next year"
• Other (please state)

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

What do we think the excuse will be this time?

• Cheque/bank delay
• "Mr Hardin didn't remind me, therefore I owe nothing"
• "Just give me another X days, I swear"
• "If you personally think the recipient is undeserving, then you legally don't owe them money"
• "Mr Hardin still hasn't paid the appeal fee or costs to obtain my own documents, so this debt is stayed"
• "I wasn't reading my emails and thought the due date was sometime next year"
• Other (please state)

“I just need a few more weeks your honor. I sent all my money to a Nigerian prince who needed help getting his bank account unlocked. And he’s supposed to send me half his fortune for my kindness. I’ll pay Hardin as soon as I get the money.”

 

[The Great Citracett]

Does Amtrak run from Vegas to NYC?

If this commie becomes mayor, we may get to see a skyscraper brothel saga.



or more likely a living in a subway tunnel eating rats saga

 

[WonderWino]

That was terrible.

Well then, would you prefer

In order to pay is legal debts to mr moon, greer came up with a drastic solution - selling his penpal into white slavery, through contacts he met through his sketchy legal career. He named this venture czech into cash

 

[UncleTusky]

Does Amtrak run from Vegas to NYC?

If this commie becomes mayor, we may get to see a skyscraper brothel saga.

It does, and if Greee just wises up and realizes paying those sanctions is optional he could even get a private room for his three-day trip:

Search parameters: Depart 7 September 2025, return 13 September 2025, start at Vegas McCarran (airport), end at NY Penn Station (main train station in NY). Not shown is that he would have to switch trains in Kingman (Northern AZ) and Chicago at a minimum, while some of the routes would have a second third connection in one of DC, Pennsylvania, or Upstate NY. These are all one way fares and the return fares are slightly pricier so he'd be looking at a high-3 figure round trip in coach or about $3,000 for a private room before taxes and any costs he'd incur in NYC.

Or he could get a round trip flight on Spirit "We Make United Look Good" Airlines for $205, tax included, with the same departure and return dates:

He would not be the weirdest thing on the flight, not even close.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

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Did they deliberately pick the dumpiest looking hooker they could find for that image?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Today is payday, fellow Russtorians!

Just think: two more weeks until Russell gets two more weeks to pay! I can hardly wait!