What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

I'm also of the mind that the answer is something like cloud seeding.
There was an "investigative article" and a podcast about the glitter mystery and the answer was "paint for boats" and the representative said "Oh yeah, boat and motorcycle owners don't want to be seen as less manly for driving glittery things" but that smells like something a think-tank came up with.
 
I'm also of the mind that the answer is something like cloud seeding.
There was an "investigative article" and a podcast about the glitter mystery and the answer was "paint for boats" and the representative said "Oh yeah, boat and motorcycle owners don't want to be seen as less manly for driving glittery things" but that smells like something a think-tank came up with.
That "viral" article and the associated youtuber/twitter/etc. reaction always rubbed me the wrong way. Such a strange thing to shove at people.
 
fuck you it's not schizo

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you gotta have more connection between two events than using the same choice of words. is it's synchronistic? yeah, sure. it's pretty weird. but the guy was found dead with no signs of trauma in his bath tub at 65 years of age and it doesn't make sense how or why a voice actor would have privy information on some random arabic jewel project. if you can provide that - then you've got material for this thread, but otherwise you've done pulled a pepe silvia
 
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This is really weird, ignoring the "delete old emails" thing, but why would the UK want to save water? I'm not a brit but I imagine that it rains all the time there, and from a quick google search they have about 22 major rivers. Makes me think that the next facet of control for TPTB is going to transition from money and finance to more tangible stuff like water and food, but if that is the case, why?
Small aside, but the e-mails thing made it to the front page of my country's national news website the other day.
 
you gotta have more connection between two events than using the same choice of words. is it's synchronistic? yeah, sure. it's pretty weird. but the guy was found dead with no signs of trauma in his bath tub at 65 years of age and it doesn't make sense how or why a voice actor would have privy information on some random arabic jewel project. if you can provide that - then you've got material for this thread, but otherwise you've done pulled a pepe silvia
All search engines suck and I can't find out details. I just know he knew too much.
 
All search engines suck and I can't find out details. I just know he knew too much.
you don't even have to prove that he actually knew too much but you have to at least give some kind of vague connection because to an outside observer there isn't any information you're giving me that i can even use to follow through to a conclusion besides the basic premise. there's legitimately no difference between that and just making something up.

this reminds me of a story a guy i knew gave me about "how the origin of meth in america was legitimately breaking bad in real life but with nazis and biker gangs" and i told him there's no way it could be true. but he pressed me, and i googled it. USA Today did a whole media expose on this guy who figured out the recipe for nazi meth when he was doing time in prison and when he got out started mass producing it in a cabin in the woods and selling it to biker gangs. It's true. But it's complete bullshit. It actually did happen, but it's just a story. Stories aren't fiction, but they aren't reality. If you treat reality like a story you don't get the full picture because a story has clear structure and reality doesn't

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I know there are a lot of theories, but last time I looked into it Glitterex (the company that makes glitter) said they couldn't say it. You'd never guess who it was, and they (their biggest client) doesn't want anyone to know that it's glitter. Hence the question. But I also haven't looked in to it in a while.
i asked gemini to solve this and the first response it gave me was "its a big mystery ooooo" but verbatim told it "use your fancy ai powers to figure it out" and it just spat out the reddit answer. it's probably right.
Based on an analysis of the available information and by cross-referencing industrial scales, material properties, and economic drivers, the most plausible candidate for Glitterex's largest customer is the boat and marine industry.

Here is the reasoning behind this conclusion:

1. The Scale and Material Match​

The production of recreational boats, particularly bass boats and high-performance speedboats, consumes an enormous amount of glitter. The glitter is mixed into the gelcoat—the glossy outer layer of the boat's fiberglass hull—to create the iconic metallic, sparkling finish.
  • Quantity: A single boat can require many pounds of glitter to achieve the desired effect. When you multiply this by the tens of thousands of such boats manufactured annually in the U.S. alone, the total volume of glitter required is substantial, likely dwarfing that of other proposed uses.
  • Material Type: Glitterex is known for producing high-quality polyester glitter, which is durable and resistant to UV rays and water. This is precisely the type of material needed for a marine gelcoat application, where it must withstand harsh environmental conditions without degrading.

2. Economic Plausibility and Secrecy​

The market for recreational boats is highly competitive, and manufacturers differentiate their products based on aesthetics. The specific blend, color, and cut of glitter used in a popular boat line's finish can be a valuable trade secret.
  • Why the Secrecy? A major boat manufacturer (like Bass Pro Shops' Tracker Boats, Ranger Boats, or Triton Boats) might insist on a confidentiality agreement with Glitterex to prevent competitors from easily replicating their signature finishes. If a competitor knew the exact glitter specifications and the volume purchased, they could more easily mimic a successful product line. This aligns perfectly with Glitterex's statement that the secrecy is at the client's request.
I think its reasoning for secrecy is actually not correct, it's because the main purchaser of bass boats are insecure men. If they found out that there's GLITTER in them they would find the look less desireable. Also it's not the auto industry because cars use metallic paint not giant glitter flakes like boats do
 
I think its reasoning for secrecy is actually not correct, it's because the main purchaser of bass boats are insecure men. If they found out that there's GLITTER in them they would find the look less desireable. Also it's not the auto industry because cars use metallic paint not giant glitter flakes like boats do
Its called "flake" and they totally know its glitter.
 
To comment on the glitter thing, I heard that glitter's biggest consumer is boating/marine equipment. The reason why it's "secret" isn't because glitter is feminine or because competitors don't want exact glitter configurations leaking. It's because glitter gets fucking everywhere and it's almost certainly polluting our public water supply, partly due to microplastics and partly due to chemicals leaching into the glitter itself, which then gets into the water, soil, etc. Corporations keep it secret because the EPA never caught on, so now they can upcharge Dwayne from accounting for a sparkly boat while poisoning people en masse.

Personally, I like to think the EPA would notice that, but more retarded things have happened so I'm inclined to believe it. My second guess would be defense contracting in general.
 
Please tell me we're using literal glitter bombs to fuck up radars. That should be a war crime since it's impossible to get rid of glitter.
old school WWII era ribbon chaff was similar to christmas tree tinsel, but thats as close as you get. modern chaff is more or less aluminized fibre glass hairs.
 
Conspiracy Theory time: Santa is real and he uses chaff to hide his sleigh.
Lol.

Well, if we wanna look at chaff conspiracies, there's this technology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNoOiXkXmYQ

More or less, if I understand it right, basically if you shoot 2 high powered pulse lasers such that they cross beams at their focal points or some laser-science shit like that, where they cross, there's so much energy the air combusts, and you get a little plasma ball. As in the video above, you can use it to make a sort of volumetric display that doesn't need a screen or projection medium if you get complicated with it.

The conspiracy part is that there's supposedly patents out there for using this same tech as chaff (I saw shitty pics of this years ago, but I'm not about to go googling for it right now). Since plasma has volume and a heat sig, appearently it would be useful for that. A big thing is that it wouldn't necessarily be just for aircraft, but for naval formations, like projecting a whole fake air wing above a naval formation or something so that the enemy wastes munitions firing at like a whole ghost airforce while you're rolling up on his coastal defenses and shit.

The tinfoil schizo mode conspiracy part of it is that this same technology is (according to the tinfoil view) what's being seen/tested in some of these recent UFO sightings, or that it could be used for oldschool conspiracies like the so-called "project bluebeam" or all that.
 
Lol.

Well, if we wanna look at chaff conspiracies, there's this technology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNoOiXkXmYQ
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This video is 10 years old and it gives me the same feeling I got when I first saw the tech for deepfakes and the NVIDIA presentation on audio editing. I would say "I look forward to another 5 years of being called a conspiracy theorist retard until one day I wake up and the people who called me that are once again acting like it's no big deal and they weren't condescending assholes" but after COVID I just learned not to talk to those types anymore. Enjoy Project Bluebeam, normie-children.
 
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Lost cosmonauts. I mean, it's Russia, given how they treat their people I wouldn't be surprised that there's a lot of dead cosmonauts floating in space that aren't on official records.
I know this is a 6-year-old post, but I agree. Chinese astronauts, too.

My dad (1933-2023) always told my sibs and me not to believe the party line about the JFK assassination.
 
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This gives me the same feeling I got when I first saw the tech for deepfakes and the NVIDIA presentation on audio editing. I would say "I look forward to another 5 years of being called a conspiracy theorist retard until one day I wake up and the people who called me that are once again acting like it's no big deal and they weren't condescending assholes" but after COVID I just learned not to talk to those types anymore. Enjoy Project Bluebeam, normie-children.
What blows my balls off thinking about it is that this is a tech demo from 2014, and I probably heard about it in 2015 or 2016 or so when luiz elizondo or whatever was first running his thing about ayy lmao. It's a similar feeling I felt when I first read Ken Thompson's little thing on compromised compilers. I read it in the late 2000s, and it was written in 1984. The shit we're just now thinking about is old.

I don't really think that bluebeam is real, and honestly, those kinds of conspiracies aren't my thing. I think very much we use ayys and shit like that to misdirect people from the sorta shit we're going to use to try and sneak a flotilla past chink coastal defenses when we inevitably have to go shoot chinks over taiwan here in a minute.
 
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