US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

Helpful links for those who need them:

Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

Current members of the Senate
https://www.senate.gov/senators/

Current members of the US Supreme Court
https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/biographies.aspx

Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

Putin just flew over my house

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I take food seriously but most men don't and their wives still don't cook for them. Only eat processed shit

Wtf? What's the point of keeping a wife if she doesn't cook and clean? It's like owning a dog and biting the mailman yourself.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

We might be back

 

[Scale Smerch]

It was 2 hours which really isnt all that lot.
I call it, this will be a shitty five minute conference.
Fingers crossed some CNN makes an ass of itself.

It was three hours actually to keep things factual.

Unlikely there is a substantive agreement which came out of this, but the fact they talked that long and are holding a joint presser is indication enough objectives on both sides were achieved.

 

[An Idle Observer]

Expecting nothing, but this means if Chud is wrong and something happens, I'll be pleasantly surprised.

 

[Sammich]

It was 2 hours which really isnt all that lot.
I call it, this will be a shitty five minute conference.
Fingers crossed some CNN makes an ass of itself.

it was three, exactly, you lying faggot. The only one making an ass of themselves is you.

I'll call it, it went well.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

Watching Fox, the Russians are happy with the meeting

 

[ditto]

You want pussy? Learn how to make an omlet. It seriously turns women on for some odd reason.

As a millennial, omlets are how I won the heart of my great-grandmother-wife.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I think Mary is the opposite of an abortionist, considering she had Jesus when she wasn't married, and Joseph was a bit upset at first, since, you know, it looked like she cheated until a angel explained it was all good.

Man this is why The Cherry Tree Carol is my favorite Christmas song. Mary and Joseph are on the way to Bethlehem, she sees a cherry tree full of cherries way up high and asks old-ass Joseph to get them for her. He says rather pointedly that if she wants them so bad, perhaps the father of her baby should get them for her. No sooner has he said it than the branches of the tree bend down to her so that she can pick them off at her leisure. Great song.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Trump gave Russia 50% ownership in Greenland

 

[moocow]

LaToya Cantrell, the Democrat Mayor of New Orleans, was just indicted on conspiracy, fraud and obstruction charges, less than five months before she leaves office due to term limits. She tried to hide a romantic relationship with her bodyguard. Cantrell also allegedly accepted bribes worth thousands of dollars from Randy Farrell, a building inspector, in exchange for the firing of a city official who was investigating him.

The first female mayor in New Orleans’ 300-year history has now become the city’s first mayor to be charged while in office.

From that article:

Cantrell and her remaining allies allege that she’s been unfairly targeted as Black woman and held to a different standard than male officials, her executive powers sabotaged.

Fuck you. Fuck you all. Lying scum fuck. I'm so sick of this shit. How can a reporter hear that kind of statement from somebody and not just openly laugh in their face at this point?

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

Trump gave Russia 50% ownership in Greenland

In exchange Putin is giving one million Russian belles to the beleaguered incels of America

 

[Conan]

putin gave trump his family recipe for medovik in exchange for a russian embassy in flavortown

 

[W@rui]

RT gives a small behind the scenes look at the press conference that's set to happen.

2:08

 

[harmy.kook]

She sure showed him, didn't she?

I feel like she would've made a more... compelling* argument if she wasn't in the itty-bitty Titty club

 

[JayseeDenton]

I have no clue who this is or what it's about but I can tell from the headline alone that I support it.

 

[kobebyarlant]

As an offer of good will every Russian barracks will receive a groyper for Dedovshchina purposes, starting with Nick Fuentes.

 

[Scale Smerch]

Almost time for the presser, key figures now sitting down.

 

[WelperHelper99]

THEY'RE STARTING

 

[Sneed Force One]

Trump and Putin have entered