US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

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Current members of the US Supreme Court
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Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[An Idle Observer]

Mamdani social media strategy:

“The rent’s too high. Here’s a picture of me with some random dudes on the street.”

Cuomo social media strategy:

“Radical socialists who live in rent controlled apartments are lowkey ‘not like us,’ fam!”

Eric Adams social media strategy:

Can we just go find some random guy from Staten Island and put him in the GOP slot?

I get a feeling that'd go over better.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Detroit square pizza is the best pizza.
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[mlanguishi]

At least this guy's getting blasted by tons of the bigger MAGA posters. I doubt he'll be banned but I'll be pretty pissed if he doesn't get at least a week suspension and an SS visit.



He's actually trending too. Oh and he thinks he's immune, maybe he's right.

https://x.com/krassenstein/status/1956467699791347859

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

The US should dangle a trade deal with Russia as part of ending the war because I can't think of anything that would make Europe seethe harder.

Please, retards across America need that good cheap Tula ammo! I got a mosin and a sks that need that good cheap Tula ammo!

 

[ChickenFriedFan]

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I fucking hate it when pepperoni does that shit, like nigga your job is to lie down and meld with the cheese not turn into a fucking cup to drink my Dr Pepper zero sugar out of, how hard is it to cook a decent fucking pizza without the Cuperonni?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Is it okay to be optimistic about the Alaska summit? Trump has had a good track record so far mediating stuff like Cambodia and India recently. The Iran Israel thing tho was mixed imo.

The war's gotta end sometime, why not now?

Retards never have heard of Diplomatic Immunity.

Faggots have never seen Lethal Weapon 2.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Can we just go find some random guy from Staten Island and put him in the GOP slot?

I get a feeling that'd go over better.

Curtis Silwa already has the Staten Island vote

 

[The Man With No Name]

Is it just me or is this thread weirdly slow for an event like Putin and Trump finally deciding to talk?

Ziggers and ZOGgers are both waiting to post any takes because they don't want to be wrong when, inevitably, Trump does something unexpected, and then the other side gets to screenshot it and post it in their designated shitting threads.

 

[inetsone]

Talking about goyslop is more important rn

Motherfucker, my wife is old enough to be your great grandma. Show some respect. We're talking about real food here. We're talking handmade pizza with ingredients from my own God damn garden. She is a very good baker and cook. Handmade pastas, huge holiday feasts, dessert pies totally from scratch.

Goyslop. She doesn't pop some fucking pizza bites in the microwave like you do.

 

[WelperHelper99]

At least this guy's getting blasted by tons of the bigger MAGA posters. I doubt he'll be banned but I'll be pretty pissed if he doesn't get at least a week suspension and an SS visit.

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He's actually trending too. Oh and he thinks he's immune, maybe he's right.

https://x.com/krassenstein/status/1956467699791347859

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Putin is on an American military base in Alaska Brian. He is at our mercy. We are not doing that retarded thing you said because that is instant nuclear retaliation, and you can't negotiate with a dead man.

 

[Endless Torment]

I fucking hate it when pepperoni does that shit, like nigga your job is to lie down and meld with the cheese not turn into a fucking cup to drink my Dr Pepper zero sugar out of, how hard is it to cook a decent fucking pizza without the Cuperonni?

There are more than one type of pepperoni and old world pepperoni's is the one that cups.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I fucking hate it when pepperoni does that shit, like nigga your job is to lie down and meld with the cheese not turn into a fucking cup to drink my Dr Pepper zero sugar out of, how hard is it to cook a decent fucking pizza without the Cuperonni?

White people don't drink pizza grease out they cuppified pepperoni slices? Smdh

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Motherfucker, my wife is old enough to be your great grandma. Show some respect. We're talking about real food here. We're talking handmade pizza with ingredients from my own God damn garden. She is a very good baker and cook. Handmade pastas, huge holiday feasts, dessert pies totally from scratch.

Goyslop. She doesn't pop some fucking pizza bites in the microwave like you do.

I can tell you're not a Gen x/millennial/zoomer because you mention your wife cooking

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Detroit square pizza is the best pizza.
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I love slightly overcooked pepperoni. Extra concentrated roni flavor.

 

[Mister Fister]

I can tell you're not a Gen x/millennial/zoomer because you mention your wife cooking

I'm a millennial and my wife cooks.

 

[Harambe]

I can tell you're not a Gen x/millennial/zoomer because you mention your wife cooking

If you let a woman cook for you then you don't take food seriously enough. Is there anything important you'd trust a woman to do?

 

[chalkyresidue]

If you need to put toppings on your pizza, your pizza sucks. It’s a universal truth.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

This thread has been more autistic than usual today. Is everyone just anxious and this is some coping mechanism?

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

If you let a woman cook for you then you don't take food seriously enough. Is there anything important you'd trust a woman to do?

I take food seriously but most men don't and their wives still don't cook for them. Only eat processed shit

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Ziggers and ZOGgers are both waiting to post any takes because they don't want to be wrong when, inevitably, Trump does something unexpected, and then the other side gets to screenshot it and post it in their designated shitting threads.

Fuck it, I will predict that Trump and Putin will emerge and reveal…that this was all a work and Putin has actually been Boris Yeltsin this whole time! Then Boris will dance and swig big from a bottle of the rankest vodka. Also they’ll announce the return of Pudding Pops.