💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[the khat quaffer]

If Jack entered in his weight to get the dose, they probably just assumed.

Then Gurgles opens his mouth and removes all doubt.

 

[The Stranger]

Let me guess: he also bought into the far right conspiracy that all people are plagued with parasites they need to eliminate?

Well given his proclivity to consuming raw meat he probably is.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Let me guess: he also bought into the far right conspiracy that all people are plagued with parasites they need to eliminate?

If Tammy takes the ivermectin, Jack dies.

 

[AnOminous]

If he shits out worms, then he got the right medicine.

If he shat out all the worms in him he'd die. His brain entirely consists of worms.

 

[Shartavius]

I swear to godbear Tammy has to be dressing him each morning.

Details such as the extra long hairs left around Jack's ears, how lint and dandruff-infested his stupid shirts and Earthbound hats are, and how often he iPhones himself being pacified with piles of food with Tammy's name on the receipt while he's playing pretend demonstrate how much she resents his refusal to die, no matter how much she feeds him of what his longsuffering medical team specifically forbid him from having.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Why is he buying a medication for people with parasites or scabies? Let me guess: he also bought into the far right conspiracy that all people are plagued with parasites they need to eliminate?

It's being pushed on the far-right conspiracy blogs that it's supposed to be a miracle cure for a lot of things including COVID which now is apparently totally real.

 

[Aunt Carol]

how much she resents his refusal to die, no matter how much she feeds him of what his longsuffering medical team specifically forbid him from having.

Around Lunar New Year, a lot of elderly or very young Asians choke on mochi and die. If you've never felt mochi, it's a chewy but very thick texture, like an uncooked dough, and it's sweet and often presented in pieces that could fit in a mouth with no bite needed--but not down a throat.

Some premade mochi has a warning about kids and elderly on the back, same as some hot dog packages remind you to cut them up smaller than airway-size for toddlers.

So that makes it a forbidden treat, something to gobble down when you manage to open the fridge without a responsible adult around.


Something for Tammy to worry about, I guess. Lots of men Jack's age, hale and hearty and ambulatory and employed, come in to the ED at 2300 because they inhaled their food a few hours earlier and their breathing is just whistling past a body-temperature meat bolus. It used to mostly be steak, because it's a special treat and there was usually alcohol involved, but in recent years it's expanded to great wads of chicken.

If Tammy left out steak cut into bite-sizes but accidentally made them just a little too large, disaster could strike. What if Jack's phone were out of reach, and Tammy were out in the garden for as long as it takes?

 

[AnOminous]

It's being pushed on the far-right conspiracy blogs that it's supposed to be a miracle cure for a lot of things including COVID which now is apparently totally real.

It's a fad that came about at the beginning of COVID and I haven't really heard much of it in years.

 

[Tiresome]

It's a fad that came about at the beginning of COVID and I haven't really heard much of it in years.

I mean, Jack is literally still gurgling about how much he loves Pickle Rick, so his dead brain is basically permanently well behind the times.

 

[Powdy Riper]

Why is he buying a medication for people with parasites or scabies? Let me guess: he also bought into the far right conspiracy that all people are plagued with parasites they need to eliminate?

Because the retard still lives in 2020-2021, apparently. Ivermectin was touted as an alternative treatment for covid back then.

 

[Adamska]

I think it's funnier if he just heard about eating horse pills, and it also fits his MO more effectively given how late he is to any trend, and if he's being forced to admit that the coof is real, then he of course would only just find out about this stupid idea. I can't wait for him to also start shilling fish tank cleaner next.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it's funnier if he just heard about eating horse pills, and it also fits his MO more effectively given how late he is to any trend, and if he's being forced to admit that the coof is real, then he of course would only just find out about this stupid idea. I can't wait for him to also start shilling fish tank cleaner next.

He shouldn't be doing horse deworming pills. He should be doing whatever they use to deworm pigs.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I mean, Jack is literally still gurgling about how much he loves Pickle Rick, so his dead brain is basically permanently well behind the times.

Which is really funny given the co-creator and original voice actor for both Rick and Morty was Metooed and forced off the show and replaced which usually would prompt a rant about cancel culture from guys like Jack.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Around Lunar New Year, a lot of elderly or very young Asians choke on mochi and die. If you've never felt mochi, it's a chewy but very thick texture, like an uncooked dough, and it's sweet and often presented in pieces that could fit in a mouth with no bite needed--but not down a throat.

Some premade mochi has a warning about kids and elderly on the back, same as some hot dog packages remind you to cut them up smaller than airway-size for toddlers.

So that makes it a forbidden treat, something to gobble down when you manage to open the fridge without a responsible adult around.


Something for Tammy to worry about, I guess. Lots of men Jack's age, hale and hearty and ambulatory and employed, come in to the ED at 2300 because they inhaled their food a few hours earlier and their breathing is just whistling past a body-temperature meat bolus. It used to mostly be steak, because it's a special treat and there was usually alcohol involved, but in recent years it's expanded to great wads of chicken.

If Tammy left out steak cut into bite-sizes but accidentally made them just a little too large, disaster could strike. What if Jack's phone were out of reach, and Tammy were out in the garden for as long as it takes?

It chews like a dead mouse would if you tried to eat one, Asians have weird taste

 

[Aunt Carol]

It chews like a dead mouse would if you tried to eat one, Asians have weird taste

It's like chewing on the flap hanging from a grandma's arm.

But you can see how that'd get stuck in an airway, and if you try to self-Heimlich you get a little air past it but it Flubbers back down lower when you try to inhale again.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

It's a fad that came about at the beginning of COVID and I haven't really heard much of it in years.

It was actually an effective treatment for covid in a few first world nations that were not sucking off the fauci bulldyke control grid.

Not in equine level applications of course….

 

[ADN_VIII]

It was actually an effective treatment for covid in a few first world nations that were not sucking off the fauci bulldyke control grid.

Not in equine level applications of course….

Yeah, no, sorry. A medication that kills things in vitro (petri dish) doesn't always translate to efficacy in vivo (in organisms). HCQ may kill covid in vitro, but not in vivo.

 

[AnOminous]

It was actually an effective treatment for covid in a few first world nations that were not sucking off the fauci bulldyke control grid.

Not in equine level applications of course….

Jack Scalfani's voice said these words.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It was actually an effective treatment for covid in a few first world nations that were not sucking off the fauci bulldyke control grid.

Not in equine level applications of course….

Lol no it wasn't. You gotta stop believing the slop that your schizophrenic uncle posts on social media

 

[AltisticRight]

It was actually an effective treatment for covid in a few first world nations that were not sucking off the fauci bulldyke control grid.

Not in equine level applications of course….

Jack Scalfani's voice said these words.

It was found to inhibit covid-19 replication in a cell culture dish (in vitro) and had a better effect than a placebo according to a poorly ran study in Bangladesh (sample size of around 70), which concluded that the drug is cheap so it could be used in poorer countries. America is not a poor country.
Adding to the in vitro study, just because a drug can inhibit cell growth in a culture dish does not mean it can do the same thing in vivo, I mean, within a living subject. I can douse the dish with rubbing alcohol, that doesn't mean you should drink it when you have a viral cold.
Later on, a study involving over 3400 subjects and over 3500 subjects concluded that this miracle drug to clear cows and horses of parasites had no real effect on covid-19.

If you think this thing for cows can do anything to a virus, you're the cow. A pretty gullible one too. Stop turning everything into a gay culture war. Believe it or not there is no worldwide conspiracy among the scientists of every nation (many adversarial) to unanimously suppress idiotic "miracle drugs" people conjure out of their anuses.