💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Mr. Cunt]

The neighbors really are going to despise his spastic little ass.

Paper thin walls will be the death of his streaming "career"

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Paper thin walls will be the death of his streaming "career"

"Adam-kun. Hontōni shizukani shite itadakereba saiwaidesu."

 

[Team TERF]

Chibi could have saved like $150 if he waited until coming to Japan to get the Switch 2 since the domestic model is significantly discounted, but of course that would have deprived him of the instant gratification of buying a console with only one exclusive on release

That model can only be used with Japanese Nintendo accounts and only supports the Japanese language, which Chibi is definitely not fluent in.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

When I came to Japan 20 years ago, if you didn't have a hanko, you couldn't open anything.

I must have gotten lucky then because my first account with... UFJ I think it was didn't require a hanko and that was around 2004. They let me just initial inside the circle. I didn't even get my hanko until I had been there for... several months. In fact it was Mrs. Sebben that insisted I get one. Then I really only used it maybe four times in the 10 years I was there. So... who knows?

I am about 99% sure that he will be around Anamori-Inari or Ohtori working at one of the ECC Eikaiwas.

The former sounds about right as it's in Haneda and maybe Chibi got confused and thought it referred to the airport?

Actually what would be funny? If where he's working is across the Tama river so technically he's working in Kawasaki and not Tokyo.

May Chibi be embraced with all of the warmth and love that Japanese women are known for.

Guy couldn't get it up for his girlfriend. Why do you think a blossoming flower of Japanese womanhood would want to go anywhere near him?

 

[BrainSand63]

Interesting history, unique culture not shared with the rest of the world, cool animals. not buck broken by WW2 like Europe and thrived after it.

You just described the US

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

You just described the US

Yes, and the US is also a very cool country.

 

[BrainSand63]

Yes, and the US is also a very cool country.

Chibi doesn’t think so. Not enough giantess underage horse girls.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Guy couldn't get it up for his girlfriend. Why do you think a blossoming flower of Japanese womanhood would want to go anywhere near him?

He's huwhite. Wrong type of autism for asians, but still huwhite.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Japanese language, which Chibi is definitely not fluent in.

Then why is he moving to Japan to teach English to Japanese students?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He's huwhite. Wrong type of autism for asians, but still huwhite.

He's a huaito piggu to the Japanese. Even the thirstiest Gaijin Hunter would give him a pass.

Then why is he moving to Japan to teach English to Japanese students?

You don't need to speak Japanese to teach students how to say, "I have a red pencil box". In fact it's frowned upon for you to use Japanese in your class to the point where you can't even say "good morning / afternoon" in Japanese at least in some places.

 

[Marche]

You just described the US

Yea but you guys also were tearing down statues of previous war heroes so it only goes so far.
plus you have too many NIGGERS

 

[TV's Adam West]

He's a huaito piggu to the Japanese. Even the thirstiest Gaijin Hunter would give him a pass.


You don't need to speak Japanese to teach students how to say, "I have a red pencil box". In fact it's frowned upon for you to use Japanese in your class to the point where you can't even say "good morning / afternoon" in Japanese at least in some places.

I was joking.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

He's a huaito piggu to the Japanese. Even the thirstiest Gaijin Hunter would give him a pass.

You'll be eating your words when Chibi impregnates so many Japanese girls that Shinzo Abe's spirit rises up to tell him how he saved Japan. Just think of all the salesmen, the takoyaki chefs, and the speedrunners that will propel Japan to superpower status.

 

[Quizibo]

UFJ I think it was didn't require a hanko and that was around 2004

I came in 2000 and had to use it for everything. When I bought my first house, I had to use it for the company and the bank for mortgage stuff. If you own a business, you need to use it often between bank stuff, city stuff, and government stuff. Bureaucratic paper autism.

Wherever he works, he will hate it, especially now with the humidity and summer heat. A lot of those Eikaiwas with little kids want to keep the windows open and the air off because they are afraid the kids will get sick (i.e., the managers don't want to pay for a/c). He will be the monkey dancing in 40c heat and humidity for kids and parents amusement.

He's huwhite. Wrong type of autism for asians, but still huwhite.

Back in the late 90s and early 2000s that was a thing. Nowadays, you can throw a rock and hit three people like Chibi.

 

[Sneed 'N Things]

まさかこの日が来るなんて。。。チビくん、お待ちしております。

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm sure Adam has considered this and prepared accordingly.

This should be engraved on the thread's family crest.

Walking distance from Haneda? It's all warehouses and industrial in that area. Even the Tokyo Monorail's stop before the actual airport is in an industrial area.

Unless by "walking distance" he means "half an hour away on foot" or something?

Why are we dismissing the possibility he's going to live in an abandoned warehouse, or re-arrange some pallets in an operational one to make a little hideout?

You'll be eating your words when Chibi impregnates so many Japanese girls that Shinzo Abe's spirit rises up to tell him how he saved Japan.

"Yare yare daze....you thought you could keep your women from me?"

 

[deeman]

Why are we dismissing the possibility he's going to live in an abandoned warehouse, or re-arrange some pallets in an operational one to make a little hideout?

Perhaps if there is an anime based on that premise he could take some inspiration... preferably not a hentai.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Perhaps if there is an anime based on that premise he could take some inspiration... preferably not a hentai.

In Great Teacher Onizuka, which Chibi seems determined to emulate, he lives in the janitor's closet on the roof of the school.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

So, how long will it be until one of the students tells chibi "i'd really prefer if you'd be quiet" and he fucking loses it

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Why are we dismissing the possibility he's going to live in an abandoned warehouse, or re-arrange some pallets in an operational one to make a little hideout?

If his friend's offer to house him until he gets himself situated is still in effect, it won't be for long.

I'm desperate to see what hijinks he gets into at that point. The cheap option is a manga cafe. The suicidal option is some abandoned PVP zone.