🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 38 0,7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 603 10,7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 150 2,7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 171 3,0%
  • Cold fusion

    Głosy: 2 090 37,0%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Głosy: 2 590 45,9%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    5 642
Technically Jason cheated at single player games and this streamer cheated at a multiplayer game which is worse (since it fucks up others experience)

However, Jason cheated on his wife, gf and gay lover, also boosted a hype train that may or may not be breaking federal law....

Anybody up for a game of tic-tac-toe?
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If my headcount is accurate, it's 58 still, they get 1, then 1 dies, and the wiki is kind of delayed in updating sometimes.

Also something new about the wiki, is my scraper doesn't work anymore(403/captcha) so i guess ferret parsing drm is now in!
no worries, i will remove the polymorph from the codecave where the ferrets take refuge in.

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this is vibecoding at its best
honorable mentions:
"total_arrivals": "total rescues™" ( gpt adding the fucking trademark is amazing )
"x_label": "march to entropy"
"line_label": "ferret population creep"
"title": "The Great Ferret Ledger"
"total_valhalla": "total ferrets decommissioned"
"latest_arrival": "freshest intake"
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From stalkerchilding Shaye's twitter and the 'cord, there are currently 4 ferrets not documented on the Wiki. Nita and Kenai 🄰 are recent arrivals, and presumably haven't been added since most of the people willing to maintain a niche eceleb wiki have jumped ship. Hawk 🄰 has for whatever reason been undocumented for over a year. And there's the ferret who arrived already on death's door and died before he could get a name, who I count as a death.
Also I messed up earlier, I thought "Nana" was a distinct ferret and not a nickname for Banana, so it's 61 alive 15 dead.
 
I have to say the farm's credo about no gayops is hard to respect here. Animal cruetly/abuse really gets to me and there is no doubt that this is an abuse situation. 60+ ferrets packed into such a small area is outright cruelty. Like somebody said he doesn't even rehome them. This is not a rescue it's literally a concentration camp. Even if knew literally nothing about Mald I would still be upset with this situation, so needless to say knowing he's a gross furry degenerate obsessed with ferrets takes this into sheer horror territory.

Rest assured I will not take things into my own hands as I do respect the credo but god damn it I really wish this shit would get shut down. More of these sloptubers need to bring attention to the condition these poor little guys live in so normies do something about it.
 
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It'll be interesting to see on Friday if this comes to fruition. "one hell of a hype train". How can people give up their hard earned money to this guy? I've never understood donating to Twitch streamers, let alone Mald.

Was looking at some more streamcharts stats. This site keeps getting better and better
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Their eagerness to throw money at him astounds me. These same people probably bitch about "the rich get richer" and many in that server don't have their finances in order... Yet they are excited to give money to a millionaire and to Twitch, an Amazon company. And if Mald is to be believed, not a penny of that goes to the ferrets anyway. Insane behavior.
 
I have to say the farm's credo about no gayops is hard to respect here. Animal cruetly/abuse really gets to me and there is no doubt that this is an abuse situation. 60+ ferrets packed into such a small area is outright cruelty. Like somebody said he doesn't even rehome them. This is not a rescue it's literally a concentration camp. Even if knew literally nothing about Mald I would still be upset with this situation, so needless to say knowing he's a gross furry degenerate obsessed with ferrets takes this into sheer horror territory.

Rest assured I will not take things into my own hands as I do respect the credo but god damn it I really wish this shit would get shut down. More of these sloptubers need to bring attention to the condition these poor little guys live in so normies do something about it.
This is the ferret room. I estimate it to be about 400 sq ft (when I'm home I'll try calculate it more accurately). Shelters for 60 ferrets seem to be upwards of 1000 sq ft, at an absolute minimum, but again we need to look into it more.

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I have to say the farm's credo about no gayops is hard to respect here
That shit-covered floor carpet that has never been cleaned post-sale is in clear violation of USDA animal welfare regulations, but I too have learned not to write jokes that start with any equivalent of the words "somebody should".
 
This is the ferret room. I estimate it to be about 400 sq ft (when I'm home I'll try calculate it more accurately). Shelters for 60 ferrets seem to be upwards of 1000 sq ft, at an absolute minimum, but again we need to look into it more.

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Wait isn't that the exact same carpet that's now being pissed and shat on by 60 ferrets? Jesus Christ. And you just know that stench isn't contained within that one room, the whole house reeks. I'm genuinely grossed out by this absolute subhuman.
 
Wait isn't that the exact same carpet that's now being pissed and shat on by 60 ferrets? Jesus Christ. And you just know that stench isn't contained within that one room, the whole house reeks. I'm genuinely grossed out by this absolute subhuman.
Yeah, same carpet. The piss and shit juice will have soaked through the carpet by now into the floor boards. Horrific. Maybe they think plastic or something is too hard for the ferrets, so why not put down some plastic sheeting on the carpet and then a sacrificial carpet or other surface on top of that... Genuine retardation
 
Yeah, same carpet. The piss and shit juice will have soaked through the carpet by now into the floor boards. Horrific. Maybe they think plastic or something is too hard for the ferrets, so why not put down some plastic sheeting on the carpet and then a sacrificial carpet or other surface on top of that... Genuine retardation
Should have removed the existing carpet from the get-go, then put plastic sheeting down, then put some proper substrate down - I dunno what exactly Ferrets should have, but there's gotta be something. If you're gonna sacrifice the entire space to them, might as well go all the way, and they'll be better off for it. They get something more natural to run around on and dig up, and it'd probably look really good on the stream too. Could use a full sized plastic shovel to scoop it out whenever its gotta be changed. Or a sacrificial shop vac, if you've accepted that everything is going to smell like shit and piss forever and just want to be lazy about it.

This stuff really isn't that hard to think through, but maybe this is the clarify of thought that only comes from the wisdom of not owning so many fucking ferrets.
 
Should have removed the existing carpet from the get-go, then put plastic sheeting down, then put some proper substrate down - I dunno what exactly Ferrets should have, but there's gotta be something. If you're gonna sacrifice the entire space to them, might as well go all the way, and they'll be better off for it. They get something more natural to run around on and dig up, and it'd probably look really good on the stream too. Could use a full sized plastic shovel to scoop it out whenever its gotta be changed. Or a sacrificial shop vac, if you've accepted that everything is going to smell like shit and piss forever and just want to be lazy about it.

This stuff really isn't that hard to think through, but maybe this is the clarify of thought that only comes from the wisdom of not owning so many fucking ferrets.
I am not familiar with carpet/american houses, but doesnt the piss make the woodframe and etc rot? It should smell like a homeless camp in the whole house
 
I am not familiar with carpet/american houses, but doesnt the piss make the woodframe and etc rot? It should smell like a homeless camp in the whole house
I've worked with guys who've done work in these houses with excessive animals. It doesn't matter if it's concrete or wood. That shit and piss will stink that shit up and ruin it. Subflooring will be made of wood if there's a basement. That carpet is fucking ruined underneath unless they're doing regular weekly deep cleanings.
 
It'll be interesting to see on Friday if this comes to fruition. "one hell of a hype train". How can people give up their hard earned money to this guy? I've never understood donating to Twitch streamers, let alone Mald.
~5k subs from his birthday are expiring on the 17th, maybe he's attempting to keep the number up with a big comeback stream or something
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Yeah, same carpet. The piss and shit juice will have soaked through the carpet by now into the floor boards. Horrific. Maybe they think plastic or something is too hard for the ferrets, so why not put down some plastic sheeting on the carpet and then a sacrificial carpet or other surface on top of that... Genuine retardation
He's also destroying the value of his home. Well, I sure fucking hope it's his. I don't think any renter could be allowed to get away with this.
 
CreeperLord (and the rest) won't be shaking off the accussations of being a faggoty weakling anytime soon:
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What did the trolls post to make them this upset? A picture of a bar of soap?

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