💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[the khat quaffer]

I like how Jack demands the accuser provide a "current-day example" as evidence because "the wrong things I've admitted to doing in the past" don't count. Master thinker, that Jack. No one should morally, ethically, legally or otherwise be held to account for anything they've done in "the past" -- this, despite the fact that all of our actions, good and bad, have necessarily happened there. OK then.

Surely being retarded has a statute of limitations. So Jackie nearly drowned in 3 inches of water. That was a long time ago!

 

[Shartavius]

Jack lashes out like a schemer in an assisted living facility caught in a lie about the contents of their diaper. I’m all for “Schemer” being Jack’s branding the way “Dabbler” has been for John Melendez. That goo-filled retard came straight off his “people don’t like being called selfish because the truth hurts” rant not realizing it would immediately be pointed towards the goo-filled retard pathologically incapable of finding fault with himself.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Atreus is just a terrible name. That poor kid

Reminder…all male scalfani are gay.

congraduladions djunior onngour gaybee

 

[semitooth]

complains about chili's not putting any cheese on the mobile order when he clearly selected "no thanks" in the app lmao
he does at least admit to it being his own fault after going inside to complain

 

[AnOminous]

complains about chili's not putting any cheese on the mobile order when he clearly selected "no thanks" in the app lmao
he does at least admit to it being his own fault after going inside to complain

I'd just watched this after randomly jumping to the point where he was tarding out about no cheese and thought I bet the idiot didn't even order it. Sure enough, he didn't.

 

[densedance]

Atreus ????????

 

[the khat quaffer]

2:13 nigger doxes himself. kind of.
2:25 fat fuck gets an app notification for fast food...WHILE ORDERING FAST FOOD ON THE CHILI'S APP. His cart and stomach aren't the only things that are empty. (his head. get it)
3:58 fry falls out. dunno why but I laughed
4:36 "keep the cheese alone" at least he admitted he fucked up while ordering it. I was expecting him to blame the restaurant. Disappointed that he got another burger. If I were the owner I'd tell him to fuck right off or pay for another burger full price.
Turn off that fucking drum music playing in the background.
Tammy Two-Arms has to flip through the menu while Jack films it.
There is nothing more amerifat than wiggling your phone over some to-go order of a borger and fries while salivating. Nothing.
Also wtf is wrong with your right eyebrow Jackie. I'm concerned!

How fucking bland must your life be that this is deemed worth of recording and posting to the internet.

Atreus ????????

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[Puggers]

What a joke. He's so fucking retarded.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

What a joke. He's so fucking retarded.

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I can't tell what's worse, the fact he thinks that ivermectin is anything but an antiparasitic, or that he's boarding the horse paste train more than five years late.

 

[the khat quaffer]

What a joke. He's so fucking retarded.

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Because just like your physical therapy, you'll never go through with it.

You're out of breath just lifting your dick up to take a leak in the morning without the Hamster helping you. Fat fucker hasn't seen his cock in years.

 

[densedance]

Because just like your physical therapy, you'll never go through with it.

You're out of breath just lifting your dick up to take a leak in the morning without the Hamster helping you. Fat fucker hasn't seen his cock in years.

Just as he probably can't even reach his crusty cavern behind his back anymore.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Because just like your physical therapy, you'll never go through with it.

You're out of breath just lifting your dick up to take a leak in the morning without the Hamster helping you. Fat fucker hasn't seen his cock in years.

How generous of you to think he still uses the toilet to piss instead of TamHam helping him into the shower to do it.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't tell what's worse, the fact he thinks that ivermectin is anything but an antiparasitic, or that he's boarding the horse paste train more than five years late.

He lost the ability to make new memories after the first or second of his many strokes. His brain is damaged. He started out literally retarded as a low-IQ moron, but there are parts of his brain that died long ago and are now just empty vacuoles of cerebrospinal fluid.

 

[the khat quaffer]

The video also reminds me a bit of the cheepodilay video where he ordered the same thing via the app versus in person, in some poorly concocted attempt at comparing the two. Real investigative journalism. The end result was that the bowl he got in person while shoving his phone in the employee's face had slightly more meat and green diarrhea shit on it compared to the one placed via the app. Hilarity ensues. Whatever small merit the comparison may have had was of course nullified by the introduction of a second variable (putting the employee on blast with his phone). Fun fact: her label on the drive-thru order says 'Tammy PU'. I know that likely means pick up but still, Tammy poo.

Here, it seems like he's trying to do the same idea, and he was almost certainly forbidden from waddling into the kitchen and shoving a phone in the mexicans' faces as they assembled his burger; however, in spectacular Jack fashion, he found a way to fuck the comparison up a second time by accidentally requesting no cheese. I swear to godbear Tammy has to be dressing him each morning.

The bacon on the dine-in burger looks like some Bar S bacon nuked in a microwave. This is probably the first time the fries looked better than the burger.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

You think it’s gotten to the point some just stop making fun of him? Like it feels like you’re just bullying a sick man?

Nah he's an awful human being who could have prevented all of it by making some simple lifestyle changes years ago. Instead he doubled down and paid the price and that's worth mocking.

Now as for his Chili's review did he do it just to have an excuse to get two burgers and fries?

EDIT:
In Honor of Junior having a son. Book of Mormon Jospeh Smith AKA Don't Fuck the Baby.

 

[AnOminous]

You think it’s gotten to the point some just stop making fun of him? Like it feels like you’re just bullying a sick man?

No, he's a total dick, I don't care if he's sick, he needs to be KICKED! Fuck Jack Scalfani!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I can't tell what's worse, the fact he thinks that ivermectin is anything but an antiparasitic, or that he's boarding the horse paste train more than five years late.

If he shits out worms, then he got the right medicine.

 

[the khat quaffer]

If he shits out worms, then he got the right medicine.

Hopefully they gave him the version meant for farm animals.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hopefully they gave him the version meant for farm animals.

If Jack entered in his weight to get the dose, they probably just assumed.

 

[ILikeYou]

What a joke. He's so fucking retarded.

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Why is he buying a medication for people with parasites or scabies? Let me guess: he also bought into the far right conspiracy that all people are plagued with parasites they need to eliminate?