🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Combine that with the generic-ass name and the price, and this brand was doomed from the start.

I'm sure it's been mentioned in the thread many times before, but the lore behind the uber generic "Coffee Brand Coffee" name was a tongue-in-cheek in-joke to try to pretend Hambly wasn't a partisan or political animal, as not to scare off the normies, leftists & centrists.

Completely ignoring the fact that the limited scope of of his potential market was the paypig minority of his dumb political nominally RW culture war ragebait YT/Rumble show.
 
The man doesn't even know how to grift properly. For example, if I'm usually grifting culture war bullshit, and I find out that my best-rated videos are the ones I made talking about anime and video games, I'd come to the conclusion that the audience I've reeled in are people who like anime and video games. So I'd sell something like potato chips or soda; something gamers and weebs consume while playing video games or watching anime. Jeremy is trying to sell coffee to an audience that probably never tasted a cup of it. Which makes no sense.
100% he should be selling the Anime titty milk beverages that were recently brought up in the GatorGamer thread.
 
100% he should be selling the Anime titty milk beverages that were recently brought up in the GatorGamer thread.
There you go. A far superior idea that would fit right in with his politically incorrect crowd that loves to offend people like the feminists. Some powdered milk with pictures of big-breasted anime girls on the can. Perfect for making sure that the young lads watching his vids would grow strong.

I'm sure it's been mentioned in the thread many times before, but the lore behind the uber generic "Coffee Brand Coffee" name was a tongue-in-cheek in-joke to try to pretend Hambly wasn't a partisan or political animal, as not to scare off the normies, leftists & centrists.
That's even stupider. Jeremy's whole identity has been consumed by the culture war; him trying to branch out and sell to normies and leftists makes no sense. Most leftists prefer Starbucks anyways; and the normies won't be hooked in by such a generic brand name with such bad pricing. Jeremy picked a business that has its own version of the Great Old Ones (Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts) and he doesn't even do his best to make the brand work. Any moron who spent a microsecond in a marketing school would know that sticking out and not being generic is rule #1.

Completely ignoring the fact that the limited scope of of his potential market was the paypig minority of his dumb political nominally RW culture war ragebait YT/Rumble show.
Most political culture war ragebait people typically don't drink coffee. Jeremy has the cart before the horse; the man has no business running an actual business. I never thought I'd find someone dumber than Razorfist in the culture war grifting sphere, but Jeremy wins the prize.
 
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Haven't been paying much attention to Quartering lately because he was just doing more of the same but figured I'd pop into his livestream today. Oh boy, about half the run time was him and Melanie Mac having a cope session about where all their Youtube views went. Jeremy is in massive denial that people are just tired of his shit. He threw out a bunch of lame delusional theories like maybe USAID getting shut down knocked out some bot farm that was watching his videos and a bunch of equally pathetic copes. He also trotted out a lot of the old reliable copes about Youtube fucking with him in the algorithm and basically anything but his content sucks and people are tired of it.

At one point he argued with a chatter who said his views are falling off because he puts out a bunch of low effort clickbait full of ads and spams 5+ videos a day. He got very heated and told the chatter his opinion "doesn't fucking matter" because he's been doing the same format for the past 6 years nonstop with no problem. Sure Jeremy, nothing ever changes, keep telling yourself that and ignore the hundreds of different video formats and thousands of channels that have completely disappeared due to changes in trends over the past 5 years.

Reminder, I know this has been posted before but his "I killed my channel video" had literally thousands of his fans telling him that they were getting tired of his content and why. Here's the top two pages of replies on that video. Note some of the comments, like the one about his videos being clickbait about nothingburgers have thousands of likes.

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I could go more in depth but that's basically the vibe. Just half of a two hour stream spent coping that of course people still want this kind of content but some magical force that can't be understood is keeping his channel in the gutter. He's even been calling his Youtube rep begging for answers and getting "we don't have any data on why your views are down" which is just a nice way of saying "problem seems to be on your end champ."

Jeremy, you've already gotten this feedback directly from your fans, you just don't want to hear it. When thousands of people engage with comments on your video that people are tired of your low effort trash content so they stopped watching and the average engagement rate for a Youtube video is around 2-3%, you do the math.

He's been down before and rebuilt but he's never been down this bad. In the past he's been able to rebuild off new viewers when outrage cycles replenish the pool of viewers. At this point though, who is interested in this kind of content who hasn't been exposed to TheQuartering? The woke media outrage viewers have moved over to the long form channels like Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker. There are a ton of new Youtube drama channels who cover that stuff better than he does. The hard news people have a million better places to go. Quartering's average viewer is in their 30-40's and only getting older. As their kids grow up and woke stuff is getting pushed out of schools they care less and less about culture wars nonsense and move on to other things. Zoomers aren't going to tune into this slop, they have their own taste in slop and it's not this. Across the right leaning griftosphere Quartering has become a punchline whenever he's mentioned. So where does the next crop of paypigs even come from?

He seems to be of the impression that his livestream is the future of the grift. Bad news, he admitted on this stream that the livestream is bleeding money and his new deal on Rumble makes no guaranteed money and fully relies on him pushing Rumble Premium to survive (as predicted in this thread). He admits he's been resisting moving to more premium content under increasing pressure from Rumble but that it will have to start by Fall. I think he realizes with the spot his channel is in right now that running another hard begging campaign would put too much stress on the grift to survive and is desperately hoping things turn around soon so he can pivot to another round of begging for money to pay his staff. He says the Youtube channel is currently paying the bills for the livestream but now with those views falling off a cliff he's clearly getting very nervous. He also deleted an underperforming video mid-stream that had something like 3000 views in the first hour. At one point he is talking about Youtube paying for the livestream and says "if things don't change..." then gets cut off and never finishes that thought but you can see where that was going.

Meanwhile more frivolous spending revealed. He was ranting for a while about a package not being delivered to his house because he couldn't get to the door fast enough and casually mentioned he had a "fish guy" making house calls to tend to his expensive new fish tanks. Money sure sounds tight over at Case De Hambly. :smug:

One more piece of cope. While he was saying the livestream was the future of his channel he was crying that Twitter, Kick, and Twitch views were view botted to shit. Meanwhile he was gushing about how his livestream supposedly had 25,000 concurrent viewers, which mysteriously jumped almost 15k in a matter of minutes. I can't imagine he's actually stupid enough to believe this. He kept going on that if he had 10k people sub to his stream across all platforms he would be happy with that and that is doable with his current audience, which is what leads me to believe that will be the next begging campaign with more promises to put out exclusive content (which he hasn't done in over a month). So get ready for this grow man to casually beg his audience to give him ~$50,000 a month sometime before Halloween. If your livestream actually had 25k live viewers you would have advertisers beating down the door to get in. Instead he's most recently been hawking chewable kids vitamins from some small company his buddy just started.

Last time I watched his stream was around 2 weeks ago and he was ranting about his declining views on a daily basis so I assume this has just been an ongoing thing this entire time. Things are only getting worse. Viewstats has his channel views down 20% over the last month.
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Edit: Oh and speaking of Rumble view botting and engagement, the Rumble "Leaderboard" ranks all content from the previous day based on engagement, not "views." His livestream is ranked #41 for yesterday and there are streams with twice the engagement of his that barely got 20k views. His view count is entirely floated by view bots and being featured on the homepage during prime hours.
 
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Thanks for your comprehensive Quartering updates mac&cheese. They are well done & appreciated.

His view count is entirely floated by view bots and being featured on the homepage during prime hours.

I was on the Rumble homepage for a few seconds this afternoon and saw the Tues Jeremy & Melonie show being featured on the frontpage despite me not following him.

I thought to myself at the time that it probably technically counted as a vultured view for him.

He's been down before and rebuilt but he's never been down this bad. In the past he's been able to rebuild off new viewers when outrage cycles replenish the pool of viewers.

I've said it in the thread before, but I personally think he should ditch Melonie, Hannah Claire & Luke to go back to at least being a part-time interview show.

Not that Hambly is a skilled interviewer, but when he first migrated over to Rumble, he had a completely solo & astroturfed Friday special guest segment with some interesting characters: hoe_math, Mark Dice, Isaac Butterfield, maybe Alex Jones was during that time period as well.

I assumed that his Rumble deal at the time was either paying the guests a stipend. Or at least paying a booker to arrange the guest spots. Because Hambly was a complete fish out of water with the format, was interviewing interesting people out of his sphere, often had awkward chemistry with the guests and on many occasions seemed to be engaging with them live for the first time.

I enjoyed this era of Quartering content the most, probably mostly since it involved personalities & content out of his domain.
 
At one point he argued with a chatter who said his views are falling off because he puts out a bunch of low effort clickbait full of ads and spams 5+ videos a day.
I've stopped watching this fat fuck for years and seems that he never learned from his mistakes. Guy's just digging his grave faster with his bone-headed decisions and alienating his remaining fans while shilling for his coffee and trying to imply that he's on hard times but he's obviously spending here and there on whatever he fancies right now.

Either ditch the political sperging and come up with something new to discuss or something to do in your spare time or gradually suffer the downfall of your channel due to clickbaits.
 
He's leaning on his cohosts to line up interviews, he's done a few over the past few weeks. Honestly he's too lazy to carry the whole show himself 5 days a week. When he did he that pre-cohosts he just recorded all his videos for the day during the stream but it was the laziest possible effort and everyone hated it. It also tanked his Youtube views because there was no reason for anyone who saw the live stream to watch the same videos later on Youtube. He still does this on his solo Friday shows but if he stuck with that format 5 days a week he probably wouldn't still be on the Rumble homepage. I think he may have said at some point they told him he needed to put more effort into the live show which caused him to hire the cohosts in the first place. He can't carry a 2 hour live show solo and his personal assistant Maggie is too busy squeegeeing cum off his monitor and picking up dog shit to line up guests. He'd also have to hold her hand since she's not a culture warrior so it's not like she knows who to contact without input which means more work for him.

As Quartering shits out an ever increasing amount of slop he's become insanely lazy so don't expect him to do more work to make a better product. Like he said he's been doing this same thing for years and he's not going to change now. A great example of how sloppy this clown show has gotten. I viewed a couple of his videos today out of curiosity. In one he says that Youtube is blocking VPNs. Then he googles Youtube blocking VPNs and fails to find an article about it. Then he swears he saw an article about it at one point but IDK maybe not, oh well nevermind I guess VPNs actually still work (they do btw I'm always on one). This takes up about 10% of the video. Holy shit bro, either edit this out of the video, reshoot the video, or maybe do 2 seconds of research on what you plan to talk about before you hit record.

Here's the clip if anyone is interested because this is honestly the lowest quality non-AI slop on Youtube and I can't believe these videos even still get half the views they do.

I could excuse this on a live stream but for pre-recorded content I would never.

This wasn't even the only time he did this TODAY. In another video he claims people in Europe are getting arrested for simply posting racial crime statistics then Googles it and fails to find a source and gives up then moves on. It's not hard to see why people would tire of this nontent. There are a thousand other people who make these kinds of videos who are not too lazy to pull up all their sources and arrange their talking points before they hit record. This is really just embarrassing, sloppy, lazy, and ultimately insulting to the viewer. Quartering spends more time lining up the monetization on his videos than he does preparing the actual content.

Speaking of the content. On his livestream he also noted that his best performing content recently was race baiting, trans rage bait, and reaction videos to "dumb broads." He said he was adjusting his videos today to try to hit those topics. The bad news, he leaned in a little too hard and ended up removing the trans and race bait videos (as well as a third video for underperforming). In the race bait video he was going full 13/52 and the thumbnail for the trans video speaks for itself. He's been getting away with a lot of stuff recently that your average Youtuber would not, so if he took these down because Youtube demonetized them that is very bad news for him. He desperately needs to appeal to his edgelord audience right now to hold on to the crumbling empire, as this is his core and most loyal fan base. He's part of the Youtube protected class of rage baiters that can go cry to a Youtube rep if he crosses lines so he doesn't just get cut down immediately like most channels, but there is a limit to what he can get away with and it looks like he crossed it here and got those videos demonetized and decided to take them down. I'm guessing demonetization and not a strike because it's basically impossible for his channel to get a strike for content due to what I call his "controlled opposition" status with Youtube. I think it's only happened 2-3 times ever to his channel and those were all videos of him drunkenly harassing specific people and clearly siccing his audience on them. Today's deleted Youtube videos are still up on Rumble.
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Oh and the "dumb broad reaction" video tanked along with every other video he uploaded today. For reference here's what his channel looked like exactly a year ago compared to now.
Today
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Mid-August 2024
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Not hard to see how people burned out on this culture war stuff. Last year he was cancel-culturing Harley Davidson? Look at the decline though, he was probably getting over a million views a day at that point. No wonder he's losing his shit.

Edit: Oh almost forgot but Quartering has been video game streaming again. If current trends continue his full transformation into DSP should be complete by this time next year. I just clicked on his stream and he was struggling with the character customization screen on some RPG raging out that he couldn't make his character a white guy because he's too drunk to operate the menus.
 
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He's leaning on his cohosts to line up interviews, he's done a few over the past few weeks. Honestly he's too lazy to carry the whole show himself 5 days a week.

Was Hannah Claire Brimelow ever producer for Tim Pool after that SourPatchLyds chick left? Or was she just on-air talent like she is now with Jeremy?

I remember the Lydia woman leaving Tim Pool but have no idea who replaced her.
 
Thanks for your comprehensive Quartering updates mac&cheese. They are well done & appreciated.
Seconded. Mac man, your posts are generally excellent, informative and have direct references.

Like he said he's been doing this same thing for years and he's not going to change now.
He's become a spiritual boomer. I don't think he can change, but to give the devil his due, I do think at some point that Jeremy was actually skilled at hacking the game, using his relevant-at-the-time SEO knowledge to boost his channel much faster than it would have grown based solely on the content. He never had to learn the skills to make better material or listen to the audience, and now the SEO game has moved on without him as well. He took the quick and easy path, the dark side of the algorithm force, made way more money than his contributions to the human race ever deserved.

I do suspect that despite the wealth he's able to flaunt, he doesn't actually own as much as he'd have us believe. I think a significant amount of his stuff is on credit, and it'd be hilarious to see it repo'ed. That might be me coping with seeing the discrepancy between what he has and what he should have, but I have seen people with similar spending habits act how I described.

He desperately needs to appeal to his edgelord audience right now to hold on to the crumbling empire, as this is his core and most loyal fan base.
His... friendship (?) with Captain Styx is making a lot of sense now. That sentence sounds like it could be about either of them.
 
The Squirtering's problem is that he thinks he's on the same level as Rogan, hell it probably eats him up that he doesn't have Ethan Klein's numbers yet and it's always something else thats to blame. Either the algorithm or censorship or bot farms being taken down because it can't possibly be his shitty repetitive slop content.
 
The entire exchange is even more pathetic. They get grok to triple-down on Jeremy buying and reselling his coffee from Mill Creek Roasters.

https://xcancel.com/GrokUncensored/status/1955689688821367082#m (Screenshot of the exchange below, as well.)

So again, just like two months ago, he doesn't even deny it. He just pivots and sidesteps away from answering the question directly.

Two months ago: "Do you own all equipment and personally employ your coffee staff?"
Answer: "Here's what you need to know..." (rambling non-answer)

Today: [Grok's explanation of Jeremy's operation]
Answer: "lol we get our coffee from lots of different places. Do you think I grow it in my backyard?"

It's cute that he twists himself into knots to avoid outright lying about it, as if he has some kind of reputation to uphold.

Also, does anyone know anything about his claim that 'some poor woman' was harassed over the exposure of his claiming Millcreek's facility as his own? Or is it just another made up line of bullshit to pivot away?
 

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Seconded. Mac man, your posts are generally excellent, informative and have direct references.


He's become a spiritual boomer. I don't think he can change, but to give the devil his due, I do think at some point that Jeremy was actually skilled at hacking the game, using his relevant-at-the-time SEO knowledge to boost his channel much faster than it would have grown based solely on the content. He never had to learn the skills to make better material or listen to the audience, and now the SEO game has moved on without him as well. He took the quick and easy path, the dark side of the algorithm force, made way more money than his contributions to the human race ever deserved.

I do suspect that despite the wealth he's able to flaunt, he doesn't actually own as much as he'd have us believe. I think a significant amount of his stuff is on credit, and it'd be hilarious to see it repo'ed. That might be me coping with seeing the discrepancy between what he has and what he should have, but I have seen people with similar spending habits act how I described.


His... friendship (?) with Captain Styx is making a lot of sense now. That sentence sounds like it could be about either of them.
I agree! Quarter Pounder had been given more than what he deserved and can’t cope that his content is dog shit and is been exposed as being nothing more than that! I suspect he’s gonna make a big beg push come mid fall, but he’s really nervous because if he doesn’t play it right that could be what’s left of his dented audience. The retard can’t help himself, due to over-reliance of his outdated practices and his absorbent wealth. His only appeal is to the edge lords who have been holding him down. But even then, it starting to stall. Most people are moving on from the culture war shit because Trump got back in office. Tbh, Quarterfag and the rest of the griftosphere would have been better served if it was Kamala who have been elected in office. That would have been his second wind. At the end of the day, it’s all evening itself out as this retarded slop should never have become that popular to begin with. Quartergalaxy should have took the money he made up until 2021 and dipped. But nope, he’s needs that money he REALLY needs that money!
 
Today: [Grok's explanation of Jeremy's operation]
Answer: "lol we get our coffee from lots of different places. Do you think I grow it in my backyard?"
He's been saying he roasts his own beans nonstop from the beginning. I could literally make a 10 minute compilation of clips of just that if I wanted. This is the flat out lie that he can't verbal backflip his way out of if he's ever cornered. He 100% does not roast the beans, 0% true, 100% false. Why he continues to lie about this to his audience, no idea. I think he's just so used to them swallowing every lie he says he just takes that for granted. One day though it might come back to bite him if he's ever in a jam. The evidence was provided by him. If someone comes along intent to nail him to the cross on this one there's no escape plan he's just caught in an ongoing lie spanning multiple years. The best part is no one would have really given a fuck if he just admitted he didn't roast the beans from the start.

agree! Quarter Pounder had been given more than what he deserved and can’t cope that his content is dog shit and is been exposed as being nothing more than that! I suspect he’s gonna make a big beg push come mid fall, but he’s really nervous because if he doesn’t play it right that could be what’s left of his dented audience.
I was expecting a push in Fall too but I guess he decided right now was better.

He needs that money he really really does.

Quartering has begun his new beg for paypigs to sign up to Rumble or his Quartering.com site again to save the live show. I've lost count of how many begs we've gotten this year.

More promises made that will immediately be broken.
 
Haven't been paying much attention to Quartering lately because he was just doing more of the same but figured I'd pop into his livestream today. Oh boy, about half the run time was him and Melanie Mac having a cope session about where all their Youtube views went. Jeremy is in massive denial that people are just tired of his shit. He threw out a bunch of lame delusional theories like maybe USAID getting shut down knocked out some bot farm that was watching his videos and a bunch of equally pathetic copes. He also trotted out a lot of the old reliable copes about Youtube fucking with him in the algorithm and basically anything but his content sucks and people are tired of it.
The fact that this moron started off with Gamergate and now hangs around and defends Melanie Mac would go a long way to explaining as to why his views are going down. You know, aside from the repetitive content and constant pleas for people to donate money or buy his overpriced coffee. He cultivated an early audience that screamed about how they will never let puritanical assholes take away their video game waifus, and now, he's hanging around someone who thinks the idea of sexy female game characters is literal heresy. He became the very thing he swore to destroy.
 
He's been saying he roasts his own beans nonstop from the beginning. I could literally make a 10 minute compilation of clips of just that if I wanted. This is the flat out lie that he can't verbal backflip his way out of if he's ever cornered. He 100% does not roast the beans, 0% true, 100% false. Why he continues to lie about this to his audience, no idea. I think he's just so used to them swallowing every lie he says he just takes that for granted. One day though it might come back to bite him if he's ever in a jam. The evidence was provided by him. If someone comes along intent to nail him to the cross on this one there's no escape plan he's just caught in an ongoing lie spanning multiple years. The best part is no one would have really given a fuck if he just admitted he didn't roast the beans from the start.


I was expecting a push in Fall too but I guess he decided right now was better.

He needs that money he really really does.
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Quartering has begun his new beg for paypigs to sign up to Rumble or his Quartering.com site again to save the live show. I've lost count of how many begs we've gotten this year.

More promises made that will immediately be broken.
Lmfaooo Suffah Hambone! Looks like QuarterWhooper said fuck it and began the business meeting! He needs that money, he really does! He’s getting desperate.
 
He's been saying he roasts his own beans nonstop from the beginning. I could literally make a 10 minute compilation of clips of just that if I wanted. This is the flat out lie that he can't verbal backflip his way out of if he's ever cornered. He 100% does not roast the beans, 0% true, 100% false. Why he continues to lie about this to his audience, no idea. I think he's just so used to them swallowing every lie he says he just takes that for granted. One day though it might come back to bite him if he's ever in a jam. The evidence was provided by him. If someone comes along intent to nail him to the cross on this one there's no escape plan he's just caught in an ongoing lie spanning multiple years. The best part is no one would have really given a fuck if he just admitted he didn't roast the beans from the start.


I was expecting a push in Fall too but I guess he decided right now was better.

He needs that money he really really does.
begging.mp4
Quartering has begun his new beg for paypigs to sign up to Rumble or his Quartering.com site again to save the live show. I've lost count of how many begs we've gotten this year.

More promises made that will immediately be broken.
Every video/clip I see with him his eyes look more and more soulless.
It's like he doesn't see a human being when he's staring at you, just a walking dollar bill.
 
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