🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Luecke]

I was checking the Heartbound updates and found that gem, maybe he is playing 5D chess with us and he really is sorry, reveals it in his ARG and all of this is a social experiment?

Steam Link

Also W content update in past. I wondered why these patches had so little comments because earlier updates had like 90. I guess he deleted all negative of them and thats why these patches only got 5 comments

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[Facom]

I was checking the Heartbound updates and found that gem, maybe he is playing 5D chess with us and he really is sorry, reveals it in his ARG and all of this is a social experiment?

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Steam Link

Also W content update in past. I wondered why these patches had so little comments because earlier updates had like 90. I guess he deleted all negative of them and thats why these patches only got 5 comments

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Link

Isn't this update from 2019?

 

[Terfmaster9000]

He sacrificed a ferret to satan to get a 2nd place in a remote puzzle (while being carried). I hope it was worth it for you, Mald.

 

[do ut des]

He sacrificed a ferret to satan to get a 2nd place in a remote puzzle (while being carried). I hope it was worth it for you, Mald.

Ngl thats the good ending for that ferret.

The alternative was being raped daily by jason.

 

[AltisticRight]

You know what? I'm sick of your shit. @AltisticRight, firebomb @The Stranger house using a B-52 Stratofortress. Welcome to the finding out timeline, bud.

This is giving me the alpaca mass graves at Troonblinka vibes. Is this guy okay? It's always heartbreaking when a pet passes away but we're talking about Jason here. I don't want to make baseless animal abuse accusations but I can't help it.
Ferrets aren't the easiest types of pets to keep. They're really attached to the owner and wants lots of attention with lots of area to roam and play. I can't imagine keeping one as a pet while having a full time job.
Oh yeah Figtree has no real job. Maybe his 56 years of employment as Blizzard as an audio-to-smugness wavefront shaping engineer wasn't impressive enough.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

This is giving me the alpaca mass graves at Troonblinka vibes

At least its a public casualty count, unlike the Tranch pretending it was fine while their murderbox of a 'barn' became a burial site.

I can't imagine keeping one as a pet while having a full time job.

Considering he compartmentalizes them to a whole separate area, and straight up ignored a hungry cat to make a point, I doubt he's even giving them poor pet owner levels of attention. Whatever his motivation for the ferret horde is, its not merely misguided, overscaled pet ownership. If he was interacting with them lots, you think we'd have more weird clips of him from the ferret stream.

I almost wonder if he's fallen out of love with Ferret ownership, dozens of anything will strain a man, much less stinky fucking gremlin tubes like those. But he's too deep in and his Ego refuses to let him even consider he might have made a mistake with it.

 

[AltisticRight]

But he's too deep in and his Ego refuses to let him even consider he might have made a mistake with it.

He'll just ensure they die one by one and claim it's not his fault and he did everything he could do to help them and he has an employment history of 87 years as a ferret keeper, so it's all okay.
This guy shouldn't be near anyone and any animal.

 

[Aidan]

The ferrets are hostages. If he fails, the ferrets suffer. You don't want the ferrets to suffer do you? Then you should want him to succeed.
He does the same with his employees as if anyone gives a shit about control freak moderators. Mald will never own up to the fact that he could have mitigated all of this at multiple steps and refused to due to his ego but he will keep saying how if he goes down then everyone else will suffer for it.

 

[Ghostse]

"The holocaust killed 6 million jews and 54 ferrets."
"Wait why 54 ferrets?"
"see? No one cares about the Jews."

Yeah I remember working with Jason at Blizzard entertainment offices. Before the ferret rescue became legal we used to keep them in the boiler room of the offices, Jason said his dad approved of it but now in hindsight I'm not so sure. We brainstormed solutions and settled on burying them. Usually after work hours between 2 and 4 AM. Turns out, it wasn't very time efficient, WOW raids suffered and the gardener started asking questions. Jasons genius once again came into play once he brough gasoline to work one day saying it's for his "car", but the team knew the mission statement:
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The fumes can get overwhelming at times, and you can't get fully used to it. But it's worth it for the bonus Jason transfers to our accounts for working "overtime". It became a chore, like making coffee or testing a game. Good times. Now I work at Bethesda.

The ferrets are cremated, according to Shaye (she said it in the Discord)
You weren't a real Blizzard employee were you? Every blizzard employee knows that the ferrets are cremated not buried. Fraud.

This is giving me the alpaca mass graves at Troonblinka vibes.

FFS you guys. If there was industrial killing of ferrets at BuchenMald, it would have left evidence. You cannot just dispose of the ashes of 54 ferrets in the 20 years since he worked at Blizzard without something detectable being left behind.
Why are the doors on the supposed ferret crematoriums wood? Why are ferret play tunnels at a supposed "death camp"?

Nuh-huh! It happened, trust! We just hadn't industrialized mass ferret cremation until Shaye revolutionized the process. Nowadays the cremation room look like showers, you know, so it doesn't look unsightly to visitors. Stop discrediting me and spreading libel. You know what? Fuck you. I got Chronos on speed dial. We'll see whose frauding who!

Fake gay post spotted. How the fuck would Jason know what a shower looks like? Check mate.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

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Some essential advice by the great @True Boss of this Gym:

Ignore 2025 join dates posts
Hide 2025 join dates threads
Do not respond to 2025 join dates posters

 

[Facom]

Some essential advice by the great @True Boss of this Gym:

>Nov 2024
wind your neck in faggot

 

[Hang In There]

How the fuck would Jason know what a shower looks like?

Where do you think he abused his asshole with the gnome, are you even payin attention?

 

[Banned in 49 States]

So I went into the ferret livestream in honor of the latest casualty, and found this clip. (WARNING: Faggy music. MUTE the video)

The furry freak just walks barefoot into this shit and piss covered floor to put a blanket over this ferret, for some fucking reason.
The ferret wakes up and starts spassing the fuck out, probably from PTSD or rabies?

Why fucking do this? Lets just wake this animal up so we can be hecking wholesome on stream? Should have bit the faggot.

Here is the link incase my retarded ass didn't upload the video correct.

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[Kuritan Deplorable]

Where do you think he abused his asshole with the gnome, are you even payin attention?

Ah, rookie mistake. Just because he's seen it doesn't mean he understands its purpose or knows its name. Just look at lefties flying over farmland.

The ferret wakes up and starts spassing the fuck out, probably from PTSD or rabies?

Looks like it started by shaking its head awake, then thought it was finally gonna get some attention and get to play, was trying to entice him in. So of course, he ignores it, after doing the bare minimum to try and make the stream look "cuter".

 

[Terfmaster9000]

>Nov 2024
wind your neck in faggot

Bro just integrate, it's not that hard.

The furry freak just walks barefoot into this shit and piss covered floor to put a blanket over this ferret, for some fucking reason.

Mald putting a blanket on a ferret, when we know MULTIPLE ferrets he owns died due to overheating in blanket forts is... Ominous.

Also this faggot moves like a fucking cryptid, damn.

 

[Facom]

So I went into the ferret livestream in honor of the latest casualty, and found this clip. (WARNING: Faggy music. MUTE the video)

The furry freak just walks barefoot into this shit and piss covered floor to put a blanket over this ferret, for some fucking reason.
The ferret wakes up and starts spassing the fuck out, probably from PTSD or rabies?

Why fucking do this? Lets just wake this animal up so we can be hecking wholesome on stream? Should have bit the faggot.

Here is the link incase my retarded ass didn't upload the video correct.

wtf...mp4

Why would you not just put a pair of sliders near the door so you can slip into them instead of walking through ferret piss and shit? Also why is there nothing on the carpet? This guy is genuinely retarded. I think this ferret has a condition (the ferret, and Mald himself), I've seen clips of it running in circles for extended periods of time. I feel sorry for them they live out their last days in that place. Shelters rehome animals. They don't hoard them until they pass away. What he has is his own hoard of ferrets, from what I can tell. Essentially nearly 60 pet ferrets, and none of them seem to get the attention they deserve. As someone earlier mentioned, having one ferret as a pet is enough work on its own.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

So I went into the ferret livestream in honor of the latest casualty, and found this clip. (WARNING: Faggy music. MUTE the video)

The furry freak just walks barefoot into this shit and piss covered floor to put a blanket over this ferret, for some fucking reason.
The ferret wakes up and starts spassing the fuck out, probably from PTSD or rabies?

Why fucking do this? Lets just wake this animal up so we can be hecking wholesome on stream? Should have bit the faggot.

Here is the link incase my retarded ass didn't upload the video correct.

wtf...mp4

i can smell this room through the screen, and it probably smells worse than i think because all i know about ferrets is passing by their pungent as shit enclosure at a petco

 

[my penis is on fire]

The ferret wakes up and starts spassing the fuck out, probably from PTSD or rabies?

That's Henry the Retarded Ferret, he was born with severe brain damage so he can't move anything in his body without tweaking out

 

[twinArmageddons]

Some essential advice by the great @True Boss of this Gym:

Don't you know a rising tide raises all ships, I'd like to see you roll up an ice mage 2025 join date account *stretches* yeah chat insane behavior.

 

[Hit Squad]

Why would you not just put a pair of sliders near the door so you can slip into them instead of walking through ferret piss and shit? Also why is there nothing on the carpet? This guy is genuinely retarded. I think this ferret has a condition (the ferret, and Mald himself), I've seen clips of it running in circles for extended periods of time. I feel sorry for them they live out their last days in that place. Shelters rehome animals. They don't hoard them until they pass away. What he has is his own hoard of ferrets, from what I can tell. Essentially nearly 60 pet ferrets, and none of them seem to get the attention they deserve. As someone earlier mentioned, having one ferret as a pet is enough work on its own.

No Dude! Don't go there! Remember the last time the shoes/feet were mentioned in the thread! It took us pages to recover!

We all heard about his barefoot fetish from the last twink who tried to google doc him to death.

I mean, you're right, he's tracking all those germs from the ferret waste around the house, onto chairs, into his kitchen and into his bed... because you damn well know he ain't washing his tootsies after coming out of there.