🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Deadman Switch]

lmao the game would never be finished
Even just to prove to his detractors out of spite, Jason will never do it because he's worse than lazy, he's so severely incompetent to do so

yeah after listening to actual programmers tear apart his coding I don't think he is getting anywhere anytime soon. He could have used a lesson from our king Terry Davis on simplicity when it comes to programming.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

I've never been interested in earthbound/undertale so I never really cared about heartbound but watching some of the slop videos got me a bit wildered. I got the impression that heartbound is barely a game. It's a 2 hour unfinished game with 1 fight, a handful puzzles (5?), 1 out of 3 worlds available. I assume then that that 2 hour is spent in 1 world and all the dialogues meant jack shit so it's essentially a 1 route game...with no ending cause it ends abruptly. This is somehow 3 chapters out of 5 already. Or rather 2.98% chapters.

So how the fuck did he manage to claim "thousands of routes" over and over? There's talking out of your ass but this sounds like a whole nother level! Assuming the other 2 worlds gets completed and have the same amount of play time and assets, that's 6 hours of play through total. If i'm being charitable and give mald benefit of the doubt, my brain could probably visualize like 6 routes with what I understood but thousands? It sounds like what he has is not even 5% of what he is promising.

Heartbound is at best, a high-school level project. Ironically I actually took a gamemaker course back in junior-high (2012). Back when my former school's tech department budget was barely a thing.

Edit added because I forgot to type it originally:

Mald's game is at the level of what a school project would be after a couple semesters.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

So, taking bets - considering this thread seems to get featured weekly, what’s going to come out tomorrow?

Is some jackass going to do the ultimate cow tip and call Animal Control on the “not-legally-a-rescue”? Cause I can’t see anything causing a bigger potential sperg-out than that…

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Is some jackass going to do the ultimate cow tip and call Animal Control on the “not-legally-a-rescue”? Cause I can’t see anything causing a bigger potential sperg-out than that…

I'm on the side of hoping this happens. Seeing it get shut down will be the funniest thing to witness.

 

[SlyVMan]

Looks like Maldy will be back in 5 Days. Who wants to bet he'll make the vacation an extended one?

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Looks like Maldy will be back in 5 Days. Who wants to bet he'll make the vacation an extended one?

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I want him to come back because he's easier to laugh at him when he does stuff.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Oh yeah the "NOOOOO you don't understand" caption.

Poor Ross.

I understand you.

Jason understood too.
He just is a dick.

I want him to come back because he's easier to laugh at when he does stuff.

Well him missing another month of game updates is something.
It also is punishing whatever is left of his gunt guards who watch him.
I'll be curious to see his numbers when they come up.

 

[gaarashatan]

came across this banger of a short, i just found it funny due to how many cuts and clips it had to take just to get him to sound like a normal person

 

[ArisenShitman]

I want him to come back because he's easier to laugh at when he does stuff.

I can't wait to hear his smug response to TTS or chat asking why he deleted his VODs.

 

[W0KE CUKKK]

Jason deleted all his live streams on Twitch and Youtube.

HALLELUJAH! If only I could delete this egotistical nepo baby's existence from my psyche

 

[my penis is on fire]

Is some jackass going to do the ultimate cow tip and call Animal Control on the “not-legally-a-rescue”? Cause I can’t see anything causing a bigger potential sperg-out than that…

Multiple weens have tried this and nothing came of it. Either they meet some bare minimum standard of quality, or WA State Animal Control is also infested with furniggers. Either way, the ferret poop has been touched before and all it led to was Mald using it as "I literally got swatted" style sympathy bait.

 

[Polentic]

Changed Baron to Slobbermutt. I think it came out quite well for how quick it took to make.

 

[Deadman Switch]

Looks like Maldy will be back in 5 Days. Who wants to bet he'll make the vacation an extended one?

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we need him back! I need this lolcow to crashout more! I demand entertainment!

 

[The Stranger]

Another ferret has bit the dust. Maldy must have been going extra rough while on vacation to blow off some steam.

 

[- -]

Another ferret has bit the dust. Maldy must have been going extra rough while on vacation to blow off some steam.

Stop dying ferrets! Shaye is going to rape you!

 

[Poisonbreath]

While I was checking the Steam discussions for Heartbound I thought of the other two games, Champions of Breakfast and Kill The Moon, and wondered if they have anything good in theirs. It didn't disappoint, it looks like their discussions boards aren't watched as closely by Mald as Heartbound's. Starting off with HB because there isn't much from it.

Spoiler: Heartbound

First is this wordier thread. [Archive]

Then there's these two. First is a thread without replies, second post is the the newest reply to the roadmap thread after more deletions. [A1, A2]

Spoiler: Kill The Moon

[Kill The Moon? More Like Kill Yourself]

[Why is one of the "features" watching development on Twitch?]

[Imagine making a new game before finishing your last one]

[thor stole my breast milk]

[Pirate Software Financial Support]

[No Money for Pirate Software]

[Keep Killing Games]

[You all really want to support a Randy Pitchford in the making?]

[Is this game going to be another scam too?]

[Another Scam]

[37?????]

[Archive for the KTM discussions page]

Spoiler: Champions of Breakfast

[is this true ?]

[this guys mods are worse than he is ]

[Legit question here. No blind hate, I promise.]

[What a trash game]

[Hello Jason Thor Hall this is for you.]
These next threads are all very wordy and I don't want to get screenshots of it all, so it'll just be the OP and some shorter posts. It's mostly complaining about the moderation, steam support, giant untrimmed quotes, and a bit of comparison to IdleOn.

[Pirate Software]

[Second account was banned]

[I know why you're here...]

[Archive for the CoB discussions page]
There's a couple of other threads not listed above, but they're archived so you can reach them from this discussions archive. I skipped on one because it was a renamed copy of the first KTM thread above. Did the same for some of KTM's, but there's some stuff there that isn't worth the effort. Hopefully didn't mix anything up, it's harder to keep track with these bigger posts.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

The Ferret Holocaust keep going in the Maldie house. He can't keep getting away with this.

 

[Ghostse]

The Ferret Holocaust keep going in the Maldie house. He can't keep getting away with this.

The deathcamp at BuchenMald joins Troonblinka and Alpacashwitz as another Kiwifarms-documented genocide.

 

[Facom]

We all know his squeaky clean history with puzzles

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[Deadman Switch]

We all know his squeaky clean history with puzzles

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After seeing him struggle with simple game puzzles it completely exposed that this guy was HARD carried on his DEFCON team.