I can't believe I'm saying this but I actually hate Ian more than Anisa now. He's such a pathetic faggot, he's barely even a sentient human being anymore. It's also proof that any previous internet bravado he had was a LARP because if any of that was even remotely real he wouldn't be acting like this or letting his ugly whore wife treat him like that. This is Ian's true self, a human lump of Play-Doh. A homunculus for dirtbag leftist youtubers to use as a flesh golem. He was probably the same way back in the day with H3H3 and Filthy Frank, just imitating whatever his friends did. A guy with zero actual beliefs, values or standards. He just shifts with whatever he thinks is the current trend like a chameleon, but every time he does he gets worse at it.
His latest incarnation as a wannabe breadtuber is obviously the worst one yet. Most breadtubers are slimy like him but usually have the ability to talk big and with a degree of confidence even if they're completely wrong. Ian, like the limp wristed fairy he is, waffles his way through various, disconnected points like a child recalling a conversation he heard in the other room (probably Anisa and Hasan's). He doesn't even have enough arrogance to be a breadtuber. He has been cursed to wander the digital plains like a lame gay Cain, never being able to till the soil ever again. His crops wither, all his ventures crumble. Anisa will inevtiably leave him for more Turkish pastures. And then, finally, he will disappear as he should have long ago.
