🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[Lost Sauce_056]

lol Quarterfag and his “Muh Mental Health” slop.

 

[Squibbles MacKenzie]

I saw a video by Sky news Australia bout how the moon might be hit by and asteroid and guess who I saw.

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But could coffee coffee save us.

So is it Jeremy using a second account to comment? Or is it someone else pretending to be him?

When you go to their profile, it just has a link back to Jeremy's main YouTube account.

He hasn't shown any need to use alternate accounts during his drunken, drug-addled tweet sessions, and for the last few weeks, doesn't even bother to clean them up after he sobers up.

 

[Rockey May]

When are we putting this pos in deathfats?

 

[Vampirella]

When are we putting this pos in deathfats?

I don't think he's beauty salon material.

 

[Ab0rted_Bag3l]

I don't think he's beauty salon material.

I dont know... he could pull off a D.Va bodysuit.... he may steal subs from Momokun tho.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Quartering update: Still fat and stupid. Over a month removed from his my channel is dying cry fest and he's back down in views to an even worse position than he was before. His channel is approaching all time low levels of views and at the same time he has near all time high levels of video output. He's crying every day on his show about how everyone else is successfully grifting off news but no one watches his videos on the same topics. Coffee grift on Amazon stuck on stagnant, about the same level it settled at after his mother's day coffee grift pissed everyone off. His sales settled to down about 25-30% from where they were pre-Mother's Day grift on Amazon.

He just had probably his worst overall week on Youtube since his channel got popular. As of writing he currently has 27 long videos in the past week and he's just come off his second worst week in the past year. He's doing all the things he said fucked up his channel in the first place. He's been deleting videos, stuffing tons of ads in, clickbaiting to shit, and of course turning in completely unresearched slop for content.

On the subject of unresearched slop his video from a few hours ago is probably the best example of this. He clearly didn't read the article past the title before shooting and jumps into the video with claims a deranged woke leftie set a Republican politician on fire. Then he starts reading the article and of course it says when the cops showed up the politician already personally knew the guy who did it and immediately identified him by name. Then it says clearly in the article on screen that the attack was due to personal reasons and wasn't a political attack, information the police were clearly given by the victim. When Jeremy reads this he questions it briffly then changes gears to talk about how mentally ill people need to be locked up in asylums until the video ends. Baffling that anyone would release a video this sloppy.

This just really highlights the current shit situation his channel is in to me though. He's so desperate and lazy for meat to feed the ragepigs he'll just jump into every story head first trying to spin the narrative. Then even when it immediately blows up in his face he'll still push the video out and slap a clickbait title on to scrape up whatever views he can get as his channel continues to spiral out of control.

This is the third time this week he's stepped on this rake. First he called the WalMart stabber a Muslim and it turned out to be a white guy. Then he said the New York shooter was a Palestine bot and it ended up being a crazy guy trying to settle beef with the NFL. Now he does it again on this and still drops the video after his narrative falls apart in real time reading the article. Really just pathetic stuff and even the ragepigs are starting to realize they can get this elsewhere in higher quality. Really if you want to do an ounce of research you can find things people will get mad about that are not made up ragebait but he's too lazy.

Here's a graph of his weekly views over the past year, last weeks view levels in blue 2.37 mill. The one valley and peak in the middle is a glitch where more of one weeks views got added to the next. Last peak was the week after his "my channel is dying" video when people came back to see if anything actually changed then left again.

 

[Squibbles MacKenzie]

Then he said the New York shooter was a Palestine bot and it ended up being a crazy guy trying to settle beef with the NFL.

Noticed this one, was sad to see that he'd deleted the video.

Looked like he had it up within an hour of it happening, so obviously he had all the facts in place before spewing his bullshit.

This is what I meant when I'd mentioned him not even bothering to clean up his Twitter after sobering up.

Going back before a month ago, he'd quietly delete shit like this and pretend it never happened. Now he just leaves it all up, even when he deletes the videos out of shame.

 

[Vampirella]

mentally ill people need to be locked up in asylums until the video ends.

This right after his video crying about his own mental health.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Noticed this one, was sad to see that he'd deleted the video.

Looked like he had it up within an hour of it happening, so obviously he had all the facts in place before spewing his bullshit.

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This is what I meant when I'd mentioned him not even bothering to clean up his Twitter after sobering up.

Going back before a month ago, he'd quietly delete shit like this and pretend it never happened. Now he just leaves it all up, even when he deletes the videos out of shame.

The funnier part to me was how he was riding the media for reporting the shooter was “possibly white” during the shooting. Like okay Quartering but just yesterday you were on twitter screaming that the Walmart stabber was Muslim while looking at pictures and video of him and it turned out to be a white gut with a tan.

 

[quarter_grifter]

The funnier part to me was how he was riding the media for reporting the shooter was “possibly white” during the shooting. Like okay Quartering but just yesterday you were on twitter screaming that the Walmart stabber was Muslim while looking at pictures and video of him and it turned out to be a white gut with a tan.

I'm confused, are you saying muslims can't be white?

Assuming the cut-off headline would continue on with "Free Palestine", would it not be fair to conclude that the guy would at least consider himself allied with islam?

Also, wtf is up with that tweet, half-ass doing the Capitalize Every Word, But Then... stop doing it in the last sentence? What little is left of his brain must have short-circuited.

 

[Squibbles MacKenzie]

Assuming the cut-off headline would continue on with "Free Palestine", would it not be fair to conclude that the guy would at least consider himself allied with islam?

The shooting had nothing to do with Palestine.

The shooter was a former (high school) football player who believed he had CTE, and blamed the NFL for it. His intention was to target the office housing the NFL headquarters.

Andy Ngo tweeted something out about someone yelling 'Free Palestine' at the scene, which apparently was true. It turned out to be someone completely unrelated to the shooting, who became more vocal as the media showed up to cover the shooting, and eventually was arrested for interfering with the police work at the scene.

Jeremy saw two and two, and decided that the shooter was a pro-Palestine activist, and then tried to go even further by blaming Zohran Mamdani for motivating the shooter.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

The shooting had nothing to do with Palestine.

The shooter was a former (high school) football player who believed he had CTE, and blamed the NFL for it. His intention was to target the office housing the NFL headquarters.

Andy Ngo tweeted something out about someone yelling 'Free Palestine' at the scene, which apparently was true. It turned out to be someone completely unrelated to the shooting, who became more vocal as the media showed up to cover the shooting, and eventually was arrested for interfering with the police work at the scene.

Jeremy saw two and two, and decided that the shooter was a pro-Palestine activist, and then tried to go even further by blaming Zohran Mamdani for motivating the shooter.

Then went in on the traditional media for reporting the shooter was “possibly white” based on their reporting on unreliable first person accounts during the shooting, implying it was an attempt to push a narrative. While also doing the same thing attempting to push a narrative based on unreliable on the ground reports from civilians during the confusion of an active shooting. Except in his case he was also only one day removed from calling a white guy a Muslim because he was so eager to push a narrative.

 

[quarter_grifter]

The shooting had nothing to do with Palestine.

The shooter was a former (high school) football player who believed he had CTE, and blamed the NFL for it. His intention was to target the office housing the NFL headquarters.

Andy Ngo tweeted something out about someone yelling 'Free Palestine' at the scene, which apparently was true. It turned out to be someone completely unrelated to the shooting, who became more vocal as the media showed up to cover the shooting, and eventually was arrested for interfering with the police work at the scene.

Jeremy saw two and two, and decided that the shooter was a pro-Palestine activist, and then tried to go even further by blaming Zohran Mamdani for motivating the shooter.

Wow that's a wild story. So much disinformation out there, I guess I have to rely on kiwi farms. I think it's ridiculous anyone even thinks they need a shooting to justify a critique of Zohran Mamdani or the 'free palestine' people. Both's beliefs are justification enough to remove them from society, whether there was a shooting or not. Fuck everyone involved in this story.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Quarter Pounder defending the Quarter Pounder? That's Quarter Madness!

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Quarter Pounder defending the Quarter Pounder? That's Quarter Madness!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qnwEG10Tdr0

Quartering has a special relationship with McDonald’s. He once made a video ranting that there should be a special fast track to citizenship for immigrants who agree to work five years at McDonald’s for minimum wage. All because he was irate that morning when his breakfast biscuit combo came out too slow for his liking.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

Other conservatives can “grift” the news because a) they seem like actual conservatives, b) aren’t huffing’ and puffin’ and DRUNK on stream cuz they’re a fat alcoholic, c) remain mostly on topic and seem interested in the material they’re covering and d) didn’t overextend their business during the election cycle (obviously for American political commentators there’s a cyclical nature to it).

2.37 million views per month. If he’s getting $5 per thousand views he would be earning over $11,000 per month even now, not to mention what he earned during the election cycle and during peak woke, and SHOULD’VE PUT AWAY. I think a lot of people would love $11,000 a month. Even if a lot is taken by taxes, even half of that is good for a work-from-home job in the suburbs.

His issues with his channel are all mostly fixable but he’s personally too stupid to fix them.

 

[Eventide]

Quartering has a special relationship with McDonald’s. He once made a video ranting that there should be a special fast track to citizenship for immigrants who agree to work five years at McDonald’s for minimum wage. All because he was irate that morning when his breakfast biscuit combo came out too slow for his liking.

Wait, so his Youtuber name might actually be a genuine reference to the "Quarter Pounder"?

Although in Jeremy's defense, the last time I went to Mcdonalds & tried to order a coffee, they told me not to bother 'cause it'd take at least 15 minutes to brew. Mcdonalds service lately sure has taken a nosedive.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

This idiot thinking he can make a fortune out of coffee is so fucking hilarious. For starters, Jeremy isn't selling something appealing to his audience, no matter how hard he tries. It's mostly the adults who have left the internet culture wars behind or never touched them who drink coffee on their way to work. They're usually too busy to care if some woke company made a video game filled with purple-haired fat chicks. Most culture war internet addicts drink soda, especially gamers, since soda is their usual drink of choice while staying up late and playing online games with the guys. They're more likely to be affected by woke bullshit, and they're more likely to care about the culture war.

Not to mention that there isn't much in the brand to convince the average peon who does buy coffee to prefer it over the more established brands, like the ones sold at Dunkin' Donuts or Starbucks. Jeremy chose a market that already had plenty of established, affordable options, so he faces an uphill battle he's unlikely to win when it comes to reaching out to the target demographic of his product.

Also, "coffee brand coffee"? He can't even come up with a nice name for it? It sounds like the most generic brand of coffee; the kind that people ignore on the store aisles while they look for the Starbucks bags. It's overpriced, it has a generic-sounding name, the target audience obviously doesn't give a fuck, and buying it won't get you closer to defeating Disney or whatever woke company that's out there. Those companies are defeated by boycotts, not buying overpriced, generic-sounding coffee.

 

[quarter_grifter]

Also, "coffee brand coffee"?

The name is perfect... for a gimmick with a 15-minute window of opportunity to sell. Which, at the end of the day, is all Jeremy actually can do. Trying to extend his business of selling flame-of-the-month grifts to a permanent, regular thing is fundamentally flawed.

Also, anyone who drinks coffee is a faggot. Coffee smells like shit and belongs in the same category of disgusting 'beverages' like IPAs that you have to gaslight yourself into thinking you enjoy. Jeremy drinks both, which is probably very relevant to his pants-shitting problem.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

The name is perfect... for a gimmick with a 15-minute window of opportunity to sell. Which, at the end of the day, is all Jeremy actually can do. Trying to extend his business of selling flame-of-the-month grifts to a permanent, regular thing is fundamentally flawed.

The man doesn't even know how to grift properly. For example, if I'm usually grifting culture war bullshit, and I find out that my best-rated videos are the ones I made talking about anime and video games, I'd come to the conclusion that the audience I've reeled in are people who like anime and video games. So I'd sell something like potato chips or soda; something gamers and weebs consume while playing video games or watching anime. Jeremy is trying to sell coffee to an audience that probably never tasted a cup of it. Which makes no sense.

Also, anyone who drinks coffee is a faggot. Coffee smells like shit and belongs in the same category of disgusting 'beverages' like IPAs that you have to gaslight yourself into thinking you enjoy. Jeremy drinks both, which is probably very relevant to his pants-shitting problem.

Most coffee-drinkers I know are workaholics who use it to keep themselves up in the morning. They wake up in the morning, doozy and not feeling like getting up, and they drink some coffee in order to keep themselves awake on their way to work. They're not the kind to give a fuck about shit like the culture war. They wake up, work, go home, sleep, rinse and repeat. There isn't much room for them to give a shit when some game company makes a game where you play as a purple-haired, fat tranny. Jeremy, a dude who made the culture war his channel's bread and butter, is trying to sell a product that is usually bought by people who don't give a shit about what he says or does. Combine that with the generic-ass name and the price, and this brand was doomed from the start.