🌟 Internet Famous Stuttering John / John Edward Melendez / The Dabbler / @Stutteringjohnm - Former Howard Stern Stuntboy, former Tonight Show announcer, now an alcoholic thin-skinned political podcaster. “Writer” “Comedian” Substitute Teacher.

[Hamburger Detractor]

Cardiff is such a fucking Mark, to use a gay term.

I don't know why he's even still around. The whole ironic, pretending to not be funny bit wore out it's welcome from the beginning. Then the whole hiding behind a "cute" potato avatar is gone too when the fat fuck needs attention so badly he makes public appearances to show he's just some fat fuck boomer. He's a cancer everywhere he goes and the sign that I need to immediately drop someone when he shows up working with them. I don't understand why he has an audience willing to pay for his shit or how he wormed his way into being involved with every single show in the Dabbleverse.

 

[Guntkvd]

Today I will remind them.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I just skipped through a couple points and couldn't make it longer than 2 seconds. You know those fags were all proud of this garbage, but it was nice for Karl to at least let his mom sing too. This has nothing on the original.

 

[Guntkvd]

 

[The Ancestor]

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Seems kinda late to have Ava on.
For those who don’t know-John brought on some random trans so he could spend a whole stream virtue signaling and complain about Cumia.
This was like a year ago and they’re still trying to milk everything they can.
Edit: Typo

 

[deeman]

Seems kinda like to have Ava on.
For those who don’t know-John brought on some random trans so he could spend a whole stream virtue signaling and complain about Cumia.
This was like a year ago and they’re still trying to milk everything they can.

I thought that was a different troon? I loved when John felt he "did" his virtue signaling having a troon on and wanted it to leave. "Okey, it was fun, i'll see you later!" "... No. I'll stay!"

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

So they've really reached the point of going after John's sloppy 2nds tranny to get more "inside details"? I guess it's a little funny that whatever the fuck is going on in Shuli's box isn't the most grotesque thing in the picture. Also when will they finally stop using fucking zoom or streamlabs where everything looks like a retarded Brady Bunch intro? Even when Karl brings half his guests into his basement they still have their own separate squares. Not that we ever needed to look at Karl's snaggletooth smile talking as he laughs at every comment anyways, but you would think they might feel some embarrassment or want to improve their presentation when every other retarded Dabblefuck who started a livestream with 5 viewers uses the same shit.

 

[T-800]

I thought that was a different troon? I loved when John felt he "did" his virtue signaling having a troon on and wanted it to leave. "Okey, it was fun, i'll see you later!" "... No. I'll stay!"

That appearance by her on Johns show was hilarious. "No, I wanna stay and talk to him too." Guess she hasnt chopped off her balls yet.

 

[JamFlowMan]

When is the last time Karl has had a guest that wasn't already associated with the show? Don't listen anymore but anytime a video pops up it's Adam Busch or somebody already in the "Dabbleverse." Starting to wonder if Karl was getting turned down too often to bother reaching out anymore.

 

[Pee Cola]

When is the last time Karl has had a guest that wasn't already associated with the show? Don't listen anymore but anytime a video pops up it's Adam Busch or somebody already in the "Dabbleverse." Starting to wonder if Karl was getting turned down too often to bother reaching out anymore.

I get the feeling some of the previous regulars/semi-regulars are over it. WATP went downhill when Cros left (and I don't blame him for bailing around episode 400 or so). Kaya has been MIA for a couple of years; I get the feeling he's sick of Karl's shit too.

 

[Guntkvd]

When is the last time Karl has had a guest that wasn't already associated with the show? Don't listen anymore but anytime a video pops up it's Adam Busch or somebody already in the "Dabbleverse." Starting to wonder if Karl was getting turned down too often to bother reaching out anymore.

It's the same three dabbleverse losers talking about the same three dabbleverse losers.
Pictured clips for the month of May. He wants Cumia back on his show so fucking bad.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

It's the same three dabbleverse losers talking about the same three dabbleverse losers.
Pictured clips for the month of May. He wants Cumia back on his show so fucking bad.

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Almost all of the videos breaking 10k have either Opie or John's name in the title. Having Aaron Imholte or Howard Stern in the title gooses the numbers sometimes, but I don't see any growth on the channel. There's less engagement on Patreon than I remember, too.

 

[The Ancestor]

Might as well necro this thread with some news
A few months ago Stuttering John filed a demand to Shuli and Karl for $600,000. They wrote back a pretty snarky response which admittedly reminded me of the Karl Jobst situation.
As of this weekend Stuttering John has actually filed his retarded lawsuit after threatening to for several years. He's found his own Kevin Landau with a lawyer who went to prison for almost killing someone while drunk driving who also has trouble spelling his own name consistently

There's a lot of holes in the complaints, like playing the recorded calls while he was in California, a two party consent state, but filing this in New York where it's a one party consent state.
Also shit like how they took his couch cushions he threw out out and displayed them at Dabblecon and how it's a violation of his privacy, when he threw them to the curb and left the state.
Also interesting, he filed it to the supreme court of New York

 

[Charlie Delicious]

The only thing I think John can possibly win is related to the event (dabblecon) being somewhat centered around John. But the fact is those events are about commentary on John's dumb "celebrity" life, and not a celebration of it. They have a bunch of non John shit at those shows too. Keeping in mind Watp reviews a new podcast every week and John was usually just talked about as a reoccurring segment.

It's not John's public image that's selling tickets. It's the people making fun of John what sells tickets.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

they took his couch cushions he threw out out and displayed them at Dabblecon

Did any of the Dabbleverse grifters stick their face in a cushion and take a big whiff? That's the smell of money, fellas, now go out there and talk about John's diet for a while.

 

[The Ancestor]

Did any of the Dabbleverse grifters stick their face in a cushion and take a big whiff? That's the smell of money, fellas, now go out there and talk about John's diet for a while.

I believe it was treated more as a quarantine biohazard than anything

 

[Iron Hamster]

Might as well necro this thread with some news
A few months ago Stuttering John filed a demand to Shuli and Karl for $600,000. They wrote back a pretty snarky response which admittedly reminded me of the Karl Jobst situation.
As of this weekend Stuttering John has actually filed his retarded lawsuit after threatening to for several years. He's found his own Kevin Landau with a lawyer who went to prison for almost killing someone while drunk driving who also has trouble spelling his own name consistently
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There's a lot of holes in the complaints, like playing the recorded calls while he was in California, a two party consent state, but filing this in New York where it's a one party consent state.
Also shit like how they took his couch cushions he threw out out and displayed them at Dabblecon and how it's a violation of his privacy, when he threw them to the curb and left the state.
Also interesting, he filed it to the supreme court of New York

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Yeah he doesn't think things through so this is just a scare tactic. The calls were recorded in NY, the same state he uses as an excuse for why the Trump call is perfectly legal.

 

[FMW13]

Yeah he doesn't think things through so this is just a scare tactic. The calls were recorded in NY, the same state he uses as an excuse for why the Trump call is perfectly legal.

Because John is a fucking idiot. Part of me hopes he does wins this, so he can manage to fuck it up somehow. Yenta Stern was so right about him in hindsight.

 

[mfalkner]

Keeping in mind Watp reviews a new podcast every week and John was usually just talked about as a reoccurring segment.

That's being very generous to Karl. John is mentioned every other sentence out of karla's mouth on all of his shows, and that's outside of his daily emergency shows and point dabbleverse

 

[Phillip Green]

Also interesting, he filed it to the supreme court of New York

Important to note that unlike in every other state, The New York Supreme Court is the state's lower level state-level trial court, with the Court of Appeals being the higher court or last resort. So while much appears stupid in this filing, I don't think the court he's filing in is a problem.