🌏 General Watamelon Thread 2 - Harvest Sneed Edition

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Watamelon being an SCP makes a lot of sense.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Watamelon being an SCP makes a lot of sense.

Item #: SCP-WATA-███
Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-WATA-███ is to be contained in a refrigerated, humidity-controlled chamber at Site-19, lined with high-absorbency sponges to prevent anomalous leakage. All interactions must be conducted via remote manipulators, and any personnel exhibiting prolonged smiling in the presence of SCP-WATA-███ are to be escorted for psychological evaluation. Testing requires Level-3 clearance and a minimum of two armed guards present. Under no circumstances is SCP-WATA-███ to be exposed to live music, specifically upbeat summer songs, as this has been shown to trigger unpredictable growth and replication events.

Description: SCP-WATA-███ resembles a large, oblong watermelon with a green rind patterned in shifting pink-white glyphs. The object emits a faint scent of mint and ozone, even when sealed. When a human sees SCP-WATA-███’s “face”,a vague, smile-like pattern formed by natural rind markings they will begin smiling uncontrollably, often to the point of facial strain or jaw injury. Subjects describe an overwhelming sense of joy and “a feeling like being at the perfect picnic.” Prolonged exposure (over 15 minutes) induces auditory hallucinations of a chorus chanting in harmony. Within three hours of exposure, affected individuals begin speaking cryptic riddles about “smugness” and “potato chips,” even without prompting.

 

[GeekUSA]

Remember the Melon War...

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

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Remember the Melon War...

Giving her a submachine gun is funny in a meta way.

 

[GeekUSA]

Giving her a submachine gun is funny in a meta way.

Obviously Watamelon is the commander of an elite squad of melons

 

[Bonedome]

0:13

 

[Clout $ Monei]

Just to check has anyone done a wiggler watamelon (wagglemelon? wigtamelon?)? Also pls don't shut down the thread I'm not finished and I'll feel really silly if I don't have anywhere to post it when I'm done...

Waglamelon?

 

[Bonedome]

I've started stealing them off Twitter and other forum users. I might even make my own one day. This thread won't be stopped.

Spoiler: Avelloon and Watamelon

Exploitable for the bee catcher. Shamelessly borrowed from @Watameloncrimes on twatter. (and @Bruno Powroznik)

 

[Eddie Riggs]

Watamelon's favorite console is the TurboGrafx-16 (PC Engine)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

 

[Eddie Riggs]

The Sega Saturn Sophia model was an early version of the console made for Sega devs to debug and play test their games in the early stages of development.


It's a highly sought after item in game collector circles. Guess who got one?

 

[törkendreieck]

I think my Watamelon is broken or sick.

 

[Croak & Caw]

I've started stealing them

I borrow watamelons all the time

 

[Eddie Riggs]

@CallmeCicada's favorite Roman Emperors

 

[GeekUSA]

I borrow watamelons all the time
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The watamelon is stoically smug

 

[Eddie Riggs]

0:07

 

[GeekUSA]

Behold, my shitty contribution

 

[Coalescence]

Fruit Ninja seems a little different than I remember it...

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Fruit Ninja seems a little different than I remember it...
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Don't worry, folks: Watamelon is fine.

 

[Bonedome]

I know I've seen this one somewhere before. One of you must've posted it.

1:05

1:34

And random other shit.