💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Sexual Chocolate]

Deckard is definitely not a replicant, no matter what Ridley Scott says, but Rekieta definitely is. Just imagine him taking the Voight-Kampff test.

You’ve got a little girl. She shows you her cocaine collection plus a rolled up $20...

 

[SigmaBalls]

You’ve got a little girl. She shows you her cocaine collection plus a rolled up $20...

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"I hope you get gonorrhea and die"

 

[Melty Butter]

I've been searching but is there a clear reference to when Rekieta was representing someone while banned from practice? I originally thought it was April and of course his offering advice to people like Melton but was he stupid enough to do it for real?

I'd normally search on your behalf for a proper effort post but, like many here, my energy is low for anything Nick. I'll leave it to you (or anyone else) to find it.

This is my memory: He was representing a distillery in the Twin Cities. He discussed it last summer. If you word search his streams since his arrest but before his "comeback", I think you'll find it. He talked about in relation to an Asian restaurant or bar he went to with April & Co.

I recall doing a ton of dumb googling for distilleries in the Twin Cities with the key words "distillery + Rekieta". Nothing came up.

I'm assuming this is the client in question because April's traffic violations preceded his being banned from practice, I believe.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'd normally search on your behalf for a proper effort post but, like many here, my energy is low for anything Nick. I'll leave it to you (or anyone else) to find it.

This is my memory: He was representing a distillery in the Twin Cities. He discussed it last summer. If you word search his streams since his arrest but before his "comeback", I think you'll find it. He talked about in relation to an Asian restaurant or bar he went to with April & Co.

I recall doing a ton of dumb googling for distilleries in the Twin Cities with the key words "distillery + Rekieta". Nothing came up.

I'm assuming this is the client in question because April's traffic violations preceded his being banned from practice, I believe.

It was just "qover", because Aaron had said previously he was going to his dealer during that meal. The distillery was his coke dealer.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

A 15yo who has basically never driven a car before just won today's ARCA race in his first attempt. Poor Coomalot.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

It serves as a hilarious barometer, because Mersh is violently unfunny, yet is able to consistently beat out Rekieta.

They’ve both stroked out on stream.

 

[woodedbag]

Been off this a few weeks, see it's on life support. Do something entertaining or rot in piss, Balldo. Get a DUI. Fight your son again. Get fisted in the Stoney's bathroom. Anything. Otherwise, I'm out for good and I would be 1/800th of your entire viewer base at this point, so get it together and let's party!

 

[ThomasMagnumPI]

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You’ve got a little girl. She shows you her cocaine collection plus a rolled up $20...
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You reach down and grab the cocaine. The girl shows you her shrunken belly and visible ribcage from starvation. She reaches for the cabinet for food, her arms flailing trying to open it but she cant. Not without your help, but you're not helping.

 

[3MMA]

“I put on my wizard robes…”

 

[AltisticRight]

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“I put on my wizard robes…”

This needs the Jamaican flag colours.

 

[NuruMaleMasseuse]

Deckard is definitely not a replicant, no matter what Ridley Scott says, but Rekieta definitely is. Just imagine him taking the Voight-Kampff test.

But deckard had the eye thing...

 

[Harambe]

If he's a replicant then Rekieta's running out of time, which explains a lot

 

[3MMA]

This needs the Jamaican flag colours.

“Then I pose in front of the Jamaican Flag, with my wizard robes on & my powerful dark staff…”

 

[Max Caulfield]

So whatever happened to the bodycam footage? Was Rackets right? Should we start drugging our daughters and date-raping failed midwestern talk radio hosts? I think so.

 

[Bepis]

So whatever happened to the bodycam footage? Was Rackets right? Should we start drugging our daughters and date-raping failed midwestern talk radio hosts? I think so.

There was a scheduling conference the other day. They opted to reschedule the scheduling conference to mid-September.

 

[Max Caulfield]

There was a scheduling conference the other day. They opted to reschedule the scheduling conference to mid-September.

2 more months?

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

How would you rate this on the Norwood scale?

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[Melty Butter]

It was just "qover", because Aaron had said previously he was going to his dealer during that meal. The distillery was his coke dealer.

Maybe. He mentioned it 2x that I recall. He seemed pretty serious about having a "client" that he was "representing" (his words, IIRC). Would Nick refer to his dealer as a client? I wouldn't know. (Seems like it should be the opposite.) Thankfully, I've never done hard drugs and don't know these things.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

at this point i completely throw out all my hopes and predictions for a proper dramatic downfall. He's fading into obscurity with a whimper, like a completely submissive defeated bitch.

I don't know. I think this might just be the calm before the storm. I'm confident we'll eventually get the bodycam footage and, while Aaron is dumb enough to botch the HRO for himself, there's still a good chance one is granted for his daughter and that Melton will blame Nick for it. (Of course, it's Minnesota, so it's equally likely that the judge will condemn Aaron's daughter to continue to publicly be the subject of Melton's vile fantasies for the high crime of having a dumbass for a dad.) There's still plenty that can make Nick start going downhill in a hurry.

You reach down and grab the cocaine. The girl shows you her shrunken belly and visible ribcage from starvation. She reaches for the cabinet for food, her arms flailing trying to open it but she cant. Not without your help, but you're not helping.

How could she have trouble opening the cabinet when the doors have been removed as a tribute to Nick's departed friend?

 

[SigmaBalls]

I think this might just be the calm before the storm.

If i had a 5k locals gift for every time this was said from january 1st this year to right now, I'd be able to cover Rekieta's entire locals sub base lol