💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Halbschwanz]

Aaron had to e-beg where Nick never had to

You glossed over it but that's probably the reason whether anyone involved realizes it. Consider the two cows most infamous for vitriolic a-logs; DSP and Wings of Redemption. They're both pretty ineffectual (at least before Jordie chokeslammed his wife) but manage to draw in low IQ anti-sycophants who will fuck with them to the ends of the earth to "toughen them up." Percieved ingratitude gets under certain people's skin more than anything. From the little I've seen of Aaron, his stupendous ability to piss away opportunities likely attracts the same kind of negafan.

 

[Mean Reds]

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I suppose PickMe Pearl needs another closeted homosexual to tell her what her opinions are supposed to be.
...or maybe she just wants to go on the next Hedonism trip for Jamaican cock? Third world niggers are her favorite kind.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

It’s so forced that I’m always waiting for him to segue into openly weeping. “Balldo wept.”

Flow My Tears, the Polesmoker Said

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I've been searching but is there a clear reference to when Rekieta was representing someone while banned from practice? I originally thought it was April and of course his offering advice to people like Melton but was he stupid enough to do it for real?

 

[AnOminous]

Flow My Tears, the Polesmoker Said
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Don't dis PKD please.

 

[northstar747]

facebook keeps showing me weird ads



maybe nick has a claim

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

I haven't been paying much attention to the baldo verse lately, so I didn't know how bad Rekieta looks now.





Rekieta looks like a homeless crackhead now. You could probably show people his picture and they would assume he's a broke, homeless man, who hasn't had a shower in months.

He's so skinny, with a bright red nose and greasy, balding hair.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Don't dis PKD please.

Deckard is definitely not a replicant, no matter what Ridley Scott says, but Rekieta definitely is. Just imagine him taking the Voight-Kampff test.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Deckard is definitely not a replicant, no matter what Ridley Scott says, but Rekieta definitely is. Just imagine him taking the Voight-Kampff test.

having to talk to the police was his Voight-Kampff test honestly

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I haven't been paying much attention to the baldo verse lately, so I didn't know how bad Rekieta looks now.


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Rekieta looks like a homeless crackhead now. You could probably show people his picture and they would assume he's a broke, homeless man, who hasn't had a shower in months.

He's so skinny, with a bright red nose and greasy, balding hair.

He definitely looks pozzed. I wonder how well Nick took the news.

 

[stupid frog]

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Okay wait a minute, could someone - anyone - who is not ashamed to admit to being behind Kurt's paywall (like Nick apparently is) please audit for just how many of these "cooking" streams actually exist, so that the total can then be cross-referenced against how many have been exhausted by Nick's poor attempt at forced lolcow creation, so that one can ascertain how many remain, after which one can at least reach some approximate projection for when this fresh hell will end and tune in shortly thereafter when he comes up with whatever new crutch it takes to avoid making original content? This is fucking unbearable.

Nick should do cooking streams to prove he's better than Kurt. OH WAIT...

 

[Vibralldo]

Deckard is definitely not a replicant, no matter what Ridley Scott says, but Rekieta definitely is. Just imagine him taking the Voight-Kampff test.

No, the point is it's impossible to tell. It represents how replicants are so similar to humans that they're nearly indistinguishable. The fact Deckard has all the traits of a human but you still don't know for sure that he isn't a replicant is the point of the movie.

(Nick's so boring now we're doing film analysis)

 

[waffle]

Just imagine him taking the Voight-Kampff test.

When they started asking him about the turtle he'd be go on a tirade about killing it with a hammer.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He is obsessed with cock because he likes cock.
He likes them in his mouth, up his rear, and in his wife while he watches.

Now wait a minute hold on. He really prefers his one true love up his ass unsure if this means Aaron or a bottle of whiskey

 

[ShinyStar]

I think he's also using that style to blunt criticism by obliquely acknowledging but more making an excuse for why a year after his arrest he's still barely functional (along with why he wasn't really functioning for years before; alas, it doesn't excuse his entire life, but that's what he's getting at, definitely). You see, plebian dummy, he has deep and complex forces acting on him that poors and dumbs and others just can't understand - it's like leveraging one's wealth, you see.

It's both defensive and passive-aggressive. "You've wounded me; but also stop asking questions of higher beings."

No, see, the problem that Nick really has is all those other people, mostly the ones who hold him up to specific standards. Before Hedonism, they were ruining his life because he couldn't tell them all to fuck off. Once he could tell them to fuck off, they started ruining his life by providing consequences to the standards he refused to meet. They will continue to ruin his life until he can get his revenge. If everyone would just sacrifice Aaron to him, he would be willing to ignore everyone else who needs punishing (until he realizes that he's still miserable once Aaron is gone and needs a new target)

 

[not william stenchever]

having to talk to the police was his Voight-Kampff test honestly

Or the coherence test from the sequel.

Detective: Balls within Balldos, interlinked.
Rackets: Interlinked.
D: Bulls within Kayla, interlinked.
R: Interlinked.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

How would you rate this on the Norwood scale?

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I stop paying attention to Rackets for like two weeks and he just keeps getting worse. Why is he so greasy? Did he give up on showering entirely? Nobody to call on the cell phone?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I stop paying attention to Rackets for like two weeks and he just keeps getting worse. Why is he so greasy? Did he give up on showering entirely? Nobody to call on the cell phone?

Yeah, I had to take a Rackets break as well, and the man is VERY close to completing his transition to Daniel Larson - before the next, inevitable, transition to Nicky Nightshade. He truly is the omnicow. However, his star seems to simply be sputtering out in obscurity, rather than going down in dramatic fashion.

Appropriate somehow.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Yeah, I had to take a Rackets break as well, and the man is VERY close to completing his transition to Daniel Larson - before the next, inevitable, transition to Nicky Nightshade. He truly is the omnicow. However, his star seems to simply be sputtering out in obscurity, rather than going down in dramatic fashion.

Appropriate somehow.

at this point i completely throw out all my hopes and predictions for a proper dramatic downfall. He's fading into obscurity with a whimper, like a completely submissive defeated bitch. I really don't care if he even gets the jail time or not for not doing his community service, his real punishment is facing that camera every day looking more and more like daniel larson with an n64 controller hairline and lying to himself and his sychopants.

 

[Captain Manning]

Only fun potential outcome of a class action that I can see is that Nick would have to pay back the subscription fees. People can claim they subscribed because of the promise so the damage would be what they spent in total on the sunk cost fallacy they entered into.

I really think this is one of these situations where it might take more money than it's worth.

If anybody were to do it individually, it would definitely be kicked to small claims court. We're talking, at most, low three figures of losses any one person could claim.