📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[cybertoaster]

Why the fuck does this rowley jefferson looking-ass jew have five different ads placed on a barley seven minute video

Corpos don't care about their ads being put next to trans shit, and pooners are still women and women make 80% of impulse buyers so of course it makes sense to shove ads down their throats.

It's seriously so baffling that these girls don't seem to realize that gay men are men

While most pooners were mid women they were still surrounded by men who wanted to bang them so they assume that if they become men its gonna be the same situation but they are no longer women so its okay to get railed by a hundred guys at a gay orgy and not dangerous at all (pooner logic, don't even bother) so they simply assume that since thirsty straight men dying for a crumb of coochie would orbit them 24/7 gay guys are gonna be ecstatic about banging a pink smelly midget with a vagina, because gay men love vaginas right?

It reminds me of that one pooner cosplayer that gloated abt how well they pulled off looking like Alucard... like duh, you're basically there already

I don't remember alucard being 5ft and smelling like tuna.

 

[Ed Special]

I don't remember alucard being 5ft and smelling like tuna.

Spoiler: I mean...

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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VERY masc with your bright painted nails and your dozen friendship bracelets, lil dood.

 

[cybertoaster]

Spoiler: I mean...

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I was going to mention girlicard but I thought that would be more of a tranny joke.

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This woman believes becoming a incel with socks stuffed in her crotch is an upgrade...

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This pooner thinks mental illnesses are Pokemon, gotta catch em all!

 

[Thursday]

This pooner thinks mental illnesses are Pokemon, gotta catch em all!

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I had to look up what "pro-contact" even meant but Jesus Christ what a weird way to signal you don't want pedophiles following you.

I guess they really *do* have to announce that given the online communities they chose to be in though.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

William Faelan Howlett. Dude, you chose a name that sounds like the brooding love interest from a cheesy, smutty paperback. How is this remotely surprising to you? Any real guy with the middle name Faelan would have the shit knocked out of him on a daily basis from kindergarten to the end of high school.

@Magic Pickle
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Modern day Moon Moon.

Her last name, Howlett, is almost certainly a reference to Wolverine's name in his origin mini-series, James Howlett. So she has a werewolf fetish.

William is probably a reference to something, too. I was thinking William and the Werewolf, but troons and poons rarely engage with classical literature that hasn't been filtered through video games or YA books to them.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

OK, Kiwis, I need your help determining whether or not this is a pooner or just a morbidly obese fag/gender blob. She honestly looks like PPP.

I was at the Wisconsin State Fair today and every year, this group called the Kids from Wisconsin performs a show choir revue. Kids 15-20 are chosen every year from all across the state. The showcase was phenomenal but one pooner was such an eyesore. She stood out instantly from her bio, conspicuously using "they/them" pronouns. Then she got on stage and could barely do the dances because of how fat she was. She had boobs that could be man boobs but I've seen really fat girls with titties like that. Her hips seemed wider than her shoulders.

But the real confounding factor was that her voice didn't sound like a frog voice. Here's a video of her singing:

3:10

So, what's your verdict?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Pooner complains about gay men rejecting her on a sluttier-than-Grindr sex app, says she craves the affirmation of gay men being attracted to her. I foresee many more rejections in her future.

 

[Paper Machete]

"Is there something wrong with my looks?" .......you even have to ask?
"I'm getting my nipples pierced in the fall, hope this gives me some gay cred."

Imagine being rejected by someone who uses the Sniffles app.

 

[Aunt Carol]

OK, Kiwis, I need your help determining whether or not this is a pooner or just a morbidly obese fag/gender blob. She honestly looks like PPP.

Intriguing, but the voice especially makes me think that's a dude who's getting unenviable androgyny (and estrogen) from being fat. "They/them" = it's hard to be a theater kid in 2025.

 

[Pesadilla]

OK, Kiwis, I need your help determining whether or not this is a pooner or just a morbidly obese fag/gender blob. She honestly looks like PPP.

The hands are really small and the hairline looks very female too.

 

[batteredpancakes]

I'm pretty sure that's just a rather unfortunate male. In the 2nd and 4th pictures you can see the male face and how the pants hang around the pelvis. Plus at 15-20yo there's not enough time to masculinize that much for a TiF and a male would still have a full head of hair. Teeth are male looking too.

 

[JaneThough]

OK, Kiwis, I need your help determining whether or not this is a pooner or just a morbidly obese fag/gender blob. She honestly looks like PPP.

I was at the Wisconsin State Fair today and every year, this group called the Kids from Wisconsin performs a show choir revue. Kids 15-20 are chosen every year from all across the state. The showcase was phenomenal but one pooner was such an eyesore. She stood out instantly from her bio, conspicuously using "they/them" pronouns. Then she got on stage and could barely do the dances because of how fat she was. She had boobs that could be man boobs but I've seen really fat girls with titties like that. Her hips seemed wider than her shoulders.
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But the real confounding factor was that her voice didn't sound like a frog voice. Here's a video of her singing:
Pooner Kids from Wisconsin Singing Joey Theucks.mp4

So, what's your verdict?

Man. That voice is hard to fake.

 

[Caramelo]

Agree it might be a actual male. I've seen fat men with womanly fat hips. Very rare, and the one I know were obese since a very young age.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I vote unfortunate male as well.

 

[scathefire]

Then she got on stage and could barely do the dances because of how fat she was.

Idk if it’s a pooner or not but I can’t stop laughing at this bit, I can vividly imagine it and that just makes me laugh even more. This must be why some people find deathfat lolcows hilarious.

Pooner complains about gay men rejecting her on a sluttier-than-Grindr sex app, says she craves the affirmation of gay men being attracted to her. I foresee many more rejections in her future.

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She says she’ll accept validation from trans men so most likely she’ll end up in a T4T relationship and larp as gay men with another pooner. That’s basically her only path forward that isn’t “oh my god what did I do to my body”. Also I didn’t realize it was even possible for an app to be sluttier than Grindr. You’re telling me it’s somehow even more of a nexus for HIV than the standard gay hookup app?

 

[Sloppa]

OK, Kiwis, I need your help determining whether or not this is a pooner or just a morbidly obese fag/gender blob. She honestly looks like PPP.

I was at the Wisconsin State Fair today and every year, this group called the Kids from Wisconsin performs a show choir revue. Kids 15-20 are chosen every year from all across the state. The showcase was phenomenal but one pooner was such an eyesore. She stood out instantly from her bio, conspicuously using "they/them" pronouns. Then she got on stage and could barely do the dances because of how fat she was. She had boobs that could be man boobs but I've seen really fat girls with titties like that. Her hips seemed wider than her shoulders.
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But the real confounding factor was that her voice didn't sound like a frog voice. Here's a video of her singing:
Pooner Kids from Wisconsin Singing Joey Theucks.mp4

So, what's your verdict?

A poor guy with an intersex- chromosomal issue like turner's syndrome.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This one really likes calling herself a faggot.