💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I'm starting to think Jack is obsessed with arresting people
Well yeah, low-iq manchildren like him love for the big authority to destroy the people they hate, just as often as they think they don't have to worry about it. Just look at Fatrick Tomlinson as another example of that.

He can't watch them scream as he goes to heaven in the Rapture via Daddy-god, so this is his next best option.
 
I am genuinely surprised that fatty didn't go all QAnon and share that kind of shit. He's not exactly far off from it but still
He's been all over Q since the start as has Jr but he's never gone full Q-tard for unknown reasons or if he did he never sperged about it online. Jr did for a while which is why we were calling him Qali.

Of course even when doing political takes, he still thinks about food
And of course he has no idea what "fascism" is either.

The kernel of this is likely to be the story of an English woman being arrested for silently praying outside of an abortion clinic/centre a couple of years ago. There was an exclusion zone around the clinic that banned any protest - including things like counselling people going into the clinic. From what I've found, it seems to be a law specific to Birmingham council, rather than the UK as a whole -- which strikes me as odd, I had no idea that local councils could do this. The lady in question was outside the clinic, standing quietly and being filmed IIRC. Police spoke to her, and she then confirmed that she was praying silently in her head, which was taken to be admitting to breaking the exclusion order within that location.

So while it is a horrendous abuse of free speech (which doesnt exist in the UK anyway), it was specifically limited in the context of being in a hyper local area (outside an abortion clinic) within a community (Birmingham) that had enacted this local law. Jack has spun that to mean that Christian prayer is illegal throughout the country -- a country whose monarch is literally the head of the Church of England, who are (if only nominally) fans of praying to Jesus.
Well that is fucking stupid but Britbongland is such a nanny state at this point it's utterly ridiculous.

And of course Fatty immediately leaps to the conclusion that Jesus is illegal in the UK. He's such a moron.
 
Bro really responded to a year old comment

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Nicest guy on Youtube

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Tammy's looking huge in this pizza ATM video.
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Not saying this to be unnecessarily graphic…but she could absolutely become a performer for Private Society. They’d take her without a second thought.


Looks like a giant Bartlett Pear lymphedema.
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i wonder if black guys hit on her…..🤔
Funny enough, I’ve actually seen women like her with black guys who looked like this:
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Sweaty, shirtless, and wearing a grill. And she’d be wearing an LA Dodgers cap with the brim turned sideways. And you just knew that she was getting fucked down properly.
 
The kernel of this is likely to be the story of an English woman being arrested for silently praying outside of an abortion clinic/centre a couple of years ago.
There have been a series of such cases. At least two have resulted in acquittals, with the government having to pay for the unjust prosecution in one case. Another man was criminally convicted for silent prayer near an abortion clinic (not even on the property). That case is on appeal and will likely be reversed.

So as usual it's a Jacked-out mangling of what actually happened (even though what actually happened is clearly pretty bad).
 
Stop blaming the drugs it was that fucking quad bike.

Someone should "gift" Jack a Quad bike.

He’s got a scootypuff already. All Tammy has to do is lure him outdoors, switch the chair off, and then brick his phone via the FindMy app, then Enjoy all of the screaming, yelling, pleading, begging, laughter, and finally whimpering as Jack expires in the elements just a few normal people “steps” from his normal climate controlled environment from where he makes everyone miserable from.
 
Yes, Ozzy died from the vaccine and not because he was a 76 year old who spent most of his life doing drugs and drinking alcohol. If only he had been a healthy unvaccinated stroked out fat ass who can't even walk

I expect I won't be the only one to refer to Jack as another casualty of the covid vaccine. As has been discussed previously, the guy is the kind of dependable hypocrite none of us would be surprised to learn has been vaxmaxxing, then dancing on peoples' graves to compensate.
 
I expect I won't be the only one to refer to Jack as another casualty of the covid vaccine. As has been discussed previously, the guy is the kind of dependable hypocrite none of us would be surprised to learn has been vaxmaxxing, then dancing on peoples' graves to compensate.
In Mach '21, Jack got excited about the vaccine for literally the only reason he would have.
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But I'm of the camp Jack absolutely got vaxxed, lied about it and will now spend the rest of his life shitting on people for making the same decision, because that's what he does in literally every other aspect of his diet and health.
 
In Mach '21, Jack got excited about the vaccine for literally the only reason he would have.
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But I'm of the camp Jack absolutely got vaxxed, lied about it and will now spend the rest of his life shitting on people for making the same decision, because that's what he does in literally every other aspect of his diet and health.
I'm imagining what the universe would like more.
a) Tammy secretly vaxxed Jack in one of his nightly stroke comas and let him keep believing he's of pure stock, just to let us keep laughing at him or
b) letting him die because of the chink flu with a small blurb in the local news saying anti-vaxxer dies from COVID

Stop blaming the drugs it was that fucking quad bike.

Someone should "gift" Jack a Quad bike.
Someone should gift him an exercise bike. A white elephant for a white elephant.
 
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