US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

Helpful links for those who need them:

Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

Current members of the Senate
https://www.senate.gov/senators/

Current members of the US Supreme Court
https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/biographies.aspx

Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/
 
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You ever heard of a guy called Donald Trump buddy? Well this is a story all about how his life got flipped, turned upside down, so I'd like to take a minute (just sit right there) and I'll tell you all about how he became the fresh prince of a town called the fresh prince of the president of America.

Oh and the civil war was a fake job to cover up the destruction of the remains of an ancient alien civilization. We just found that out. New executive order.
 
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Netanyahooey stepped wrong on stage when he ran up to grab the suitcase of money, and his prolapse fell out. Trump slipped on it just in time to avoid an arrow shot by AOC, who was dressed as Robin Hood and yelled "From the river to DEEZ." She was tackled by Hulk Hogan and eaten, but he choked halfway down because she's turning into an abuela and he sadly passed away doing God's work for his buddy Trump.
 
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Uh, it's just an endless clash between demoralized blackpillers posting the worst vantablack niggercoal imaginable and turbo autists laser focusing on the tiniest political nothing burgers ever. Cognito hazard alert, leave before you become the raped™!
 
So that's what you call those black things I keep spinning by? I always heard them called blackholes. It's always funny to see them disappear things.
Yes vantablack niggercoal is made out of a hyper condensed amalgamation of blackpiller tears, Marvel capeshit, AI slop and godawful trash takes by obnoxious people on twitter like Richard Hanania, Hollow Earth TERF among others. Such a horrifying combination breaks the reality simulation that is being run in the mind of God, and being sucked into one of them will instantly crush you and reincarnate you into a Sea Amoeba so you forget all the coal you've ever witnessed to in all of your lives. It truly is an act of mercy at that point.
 
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First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it. He took her best summer dress out of the closet and he put it on and went to town!
 
@Fatpacks, what’s going to happen?
Not fatpacks, but here are some reddit takes

Patient_Phone_8110 [score hidden] 57 minutes ago*

Abbott needs to stop using "real Texans" in his PROPAGANDA. Real Texans don’t rig maps, threaten lawmakers, or abuse power. He doesn't know shit about being a Texan. Breaking quorum isn’t a crime. You can reach him here👉 (512) 463-2000https://gov.texas.gov/apps/contact-us/opinion

https://5calls.org/

3D-Dreams [score hidden] 52 minutes ago

Official statement from real Texans to Abbott 🖕🖕

flaptaincappers [score hidden] an hour ago

All that talk about honor and fighting for the citizenry rings hollow when it comes from a ladder pulling sellout whos made sure any opposition has no power and seeks to further entrench his party rule despite the people wants and needs.

exquisiteconundrum [score hidden] 44 minutes ago

Do that, Greg! Remove all democrats and appoint 51 of your con men to replace them! Maybe this is what Texans need to finally wake up and do something to end this madness. Also, please, eat a bag of dicks.
 
“Zohran is literally attempting to do what conservatives say we want to do, which is provide gender affirming care to anyone who wants it for free. We're gonna fly people in and pay for their hotel rooms.”

“We collaborated with the Zohran Mamdani campaign on his trans rights platform, and what we explicitly wanted to do was use the power of New York City to provide free gender affirming care—and I say free in case insurance companies decide to boot us off—free gender affirming care not just to people in New York City but across the country.”

“DSA has regular meetings with him, let alone his team. His policy director is my friend. I've been working with his campaign manager for well over a year.”
“With Zohran, we’re in basically the best possible position to seize state power.”

Daniel Goulden, a member of NYC DSA’s Steering Committee, from last month's socialism conference:
Ladies and Gentlemen, your leninist revolutionaries!
 
Notoriously childish obnoxious little kid becomes 'barely' legal and instantly makes a porn account...

And in 3 hours millions of men have paid to see it.

Gee willikers, gosh golly, me oh my, I wonder if our country is super porn sick?

NAHHH... (I hate it here).

Million of Asian men...so really no men just some soy filled slant eyes.

If these fools want to toss their hard earned cash at some twat or thot who care? It's their loss and while it's slightly grating to see a 5/10 half chink get 1 million bucks for flashing her pussy it's hardly the first time in history men have paid heavy for a hint of the old puss. Plus you know...Asian's they're barely considered human anyway. I laugh at them they same way I laugh at monkey fling shit at each other over a banana.

Laugh at the slants for giving some 5/10 twink money don't get grumpy.
 
I HATE ROMANIAN THEFT GROUPS!

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Seriously though, why are there gypsies in America? They’ve been a problem for a while, in the 60s my mom’s entire hometown went into hiding when they came through. Only people out were the police and some brave men with Springfields and M1s.
Gypsies are genetically and linguistically jeetoids who left India over a millennium ago. They've been scamming their way over to Europe and beyond before this country even existed and can be understood to be the first wave of the great jeet migration.
 
Trump likes Sydney Sweeney's jeans. Kek.
American Eagle stumbled into a huge win here, it's ridiculous. I hope they do numbers and it's a clear message to the corporations to fuck off once and for all with the globohomo. We've passed the point where vague, probably unintentional, apparently right-wing signalling from a brand is a death knell or even enough to ridicule into poverty. They brought/unveiled a slightly slimmer (still GIGANTIC) Lizzo to combat it to crickets. DNKN Donuts following suit immediately kinda testing the waters.
 
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