🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 38 0,7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 603 10,7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 150 2,7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Głosy: 171 3,0%
  • Cold fusion

    Głosy: 2 090 37,0%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Głosy: 2 590 45,9%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    5 642
I said it before, but Mald's audience is dumb kids, and people just like him. This guy is pushing 40, living of neetbux, furry degenerate, refuses to get a job, and pretends to be cooler and smarter than he is. Even lying about his work experience. Like attracts lile. Clownshoe etc etc
Given that Maldo's PR face was the wholesome chungus daddy figure of the internet, doling out wise soundbites that would attract kids and mentally underaged adults, the fact that conversations in his discord can turn to discussions of sexual orientation at the drop of a hat warrants a beady eye being kept on them.
Well, well, well, look who it is... are you surprised?
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A convo from the Maldoverse, someone's having a crisis of faith?
Some highlights: These guys are in it for the long haul! Jason has the truth on his side! Not like that evil Quindoxxer! Jason always acknowledges his faults!
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This wonderful artwork was posted in response to Shaye saying she's streaming OSRS and trying to get the fans in discord to twist Jason's arm into playing with her once he gets back to streaming.

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I was so tempted to write 'It's incorrect because Jason isn't running away.'
 

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Can't wait for him to be back from his maldcation. I am feeling thirsty again. :)
 
A couple more images and gifs from the prisoners fans on Maldo's discord that we can use and abuse:
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I came across this convo from 25 July. It's in reference to the Hype Train Alt Arc:
It started before this message but I reckon you get the gist, Hyperiox here has a pretty normal take, but the Maldists aren't willing to give an inch of ground.
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You have no right to know the identity of alts. How can a man conduct fraud in peace if you know who he is? Checkmate Quindoxxer! Also, are they by accident blaming Jason for leaking Khronos' alt?
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Bitch please, Mark Twain wasn't trying to defraud his audience when he used that name!
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A more recent snippet from yesterday, looks like some of the Maldist's are all drama'd out.
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Some highlights: These guys are in it for the long haul! Jason has the truth on his side! Not like that evil Quindoxxer! Jason always acknowledges his faults!
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Whenever I assume how pathetic they are, it's as if they go out of their way to prove it can be worse.
"I can't help but wonder when it'll stop or of its going to be ok"
You're not Mald, he's not even a relative of yours, isn't even a friend and has no idea who the fuck you even are, but you're worried when about when "its going to be ok"?

"this is the second time this kind of situation has happened to a youtuber I look up to on a personal level"
First off, stop following idiots. Secondly, why the fuck are you looking up to at best someone who could be classified as an entertainer on a "personal level"? Mald will never give a shit about you and his retardation(and the consequences of it) have literally zero impact on your life. It genuinely astounds me that such obvious mental illness has managed to become so normalized.
 
He is stupid. Smart people do not build a house of lies because they know the shit will fall on them eventually. You are either being too naive or too dumb to think Jason is even close to smart. He is of a lower end of average IQ, no doubt about it.
This. In some cultures it might be seen as kind of clever if he was lying for a good deal. But in the good old US of A, that just makes him an absolute mouth breathing retard shitter in everyone's eyes.

He had confidence in his words for sure, and maybe he believes them. But he's still a fucking retard that can't code or do anything but being a furfag.
 
So, the AI generated PirateSoftware information page on streamcharts has been updated
His name is still Jason GameEnds Ferrets, 68 years old, but there is some new Gear listed

My fucking sides my fucking sides my fucking sides
Someone who works there HAS to be editing this at this point

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It also shows up when you ask AI about what PirateSoftwares streaming setup is
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