I'm doubling down on two previous theories. Fuck it 3 4! 5?
We are in a simulation and our disaster was the internet. If you think about it zombies come out of nowhere. People never know how to deal with it all and it gets worse. We'll never get zombies because we know to shoot them in the head. For those of you who don't know what it was like before the internet, it's pretty much the same thing. Same thing with smart phones. (When the iPhone first came out people would get a box full of papers as the first bill)
I've mentioned previously how we've had proof of Hominids going back 300, 000 years, yet we as modern humans have only been around for 10, 000 years? Kind of similar to our technology explosion. We've been industrialized a couple of hundred years, and then our computers in the last 75 years... of that whole 10, 000 year period. Is just so fast all of a sudden. And suspicious. Every time whatever is being tested the server gets reset. There are 200 - 500 Flood myths depending on who you ask. Even going by the lowest number's a lot. Humanity has been around a long ass time gets reset every so often.
Only we're getting wiped out by Apophis in 2032. Trump and the Epstein files, the sudden censorship, is designed to keep us from looking up at the sky so that by the time we notice it, there will be nothing we can do about it. My favourite asteroid 2024 YR4 is a distraction to see how we would deal with a possible Earth impact, and then maybe a safer option of the Moon but also the fact that Apophis is also coming in 2032.
Or maybe it'll be the Moon that takes us out, like the movie Moonfall.
Because remember - The Earth is a very special place, but without the Moon being there we probably wouldn't be here. It's why we have seasons, the tides and also those previously mentioned floods. It fits too perfectly in the sky, just the right distance for a solar eclipse which is pretty neat admittedly. We still don't know for sure how it formed though. And there was the time it just rang hollow for a couple of hours. Oh and even get to it we have to go through some really lethal to humans stuff.
Here's to the next 7 years Kiwifrens! If I'm wrong I'll buy you all a drink if our Global Dystopia even allows it at that time!