🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Is Tess appropriating the black girl trend of shellacking a lock of hair on her forehead?

She's been doing that for a while, hasn't she?

But yes, it's like when she claims her hair is "frizzy" and naturally curly. She wants to be seen as a big black beautiful woman. And she has this notion that black men like fat white women.

 

[Genuine Orientalist]

She's been doing that for a while, hasn't she?

But yes, it's like when she claims her hair is "frizzy" and naturally curly. She wants to be seen as a big black beautiful woman. And she has this notion that black men like fat white women.

Black men truly do like fat white women in my experience. It’s not just a stereotype, here’s my theory:

Spoiler: My Theory

Black men have different standards and already value big boobs and butts more than white men and it’s not seen as a hit to your status to date a fat woman like it is for white men. On top of that, white women are seen as the ultimate prize in dating for them and have that forbidden fruit American-specific off-limits allure while ofc to white men they are the default dating pool. So fat white women, being a status symbol in a way for their race and being more likely to have had bad luck dating anyway and stay with them, are prime dating material for black men.

All this to say it’s not something Tess should be bragging about(and hasn’t since the shit show that happened last time iirc). It does not make her seem desirable that she is not valued by men of her own race. She’s probably fine with it cause she’s woke (hates whites) but wokes obviously don’t like it when you say this either, it’s attractive to no one.

 

[Clotso Coof]

It's weird that she's never managed to (publicly) have a black boyfriend. I bet she's been trying since she broke up with Nick. You'd think she could have gotten a black guy to spend a few weeks with her back when she had money and invitations to LA events.

 

[brooky]

It's weird that she's never managed to (publicly) have a black boyfriend. I bet she's been trying since she broke up with Nick. You'd think she could have gotten a black guy to spend a few weeks with her back when she had money and invitations to LA events.

She's probably super gross to them with her virtue signaling. Like race play fetish gross.

 

[NoReturn]

0:08

And that is why you fail, Tess.

 

[IBrokeBob]

I am eagerly awaiting for tess to move to Mississippi buy a doublewide, fall thru the floor and have to rescued by rednecks using heavy machinery.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

She's probably super gross to them with her virtue signaling. Like race play fetish gross.

It reminds me of when Lena Dunham got her fat nepo baby ass in hot water by spewing some dumb scenario in her head about a famous black athlete at the same event as her. She was called out for being a White Woman who fetishized a black man when he barely said two words to her.

Tess most likely does the same thing but saw that keeping her mouth shit is the best course of action, especially after she caught flak for claiming that black men all want to fuck her.

 

[Turquoise]

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well, jokes on that blonde youtuber tranny, tess is a sooperwaddle and knows to turn her ankle 10 degrees to the right and mog everyone standing next to her

Reminds me of that thing fatties do when they're eating cake and stick their pinky out to appear cute and dainty.

 

[FarmVille]

Black men truly do like fat white women in my experience.

Ugly white women have black men
Ugly asian women have white men

 

[The Hardest R]

Is Tess appropriating the black girl trend of shellacking a lock of hair on her forehead?

She's been doing that for a while, hasn't she?

But yes, it's like when she claims her hair is "frizzy" and naturally curly. She wants to be seen as a big black beautiful woman. And she has this notion that black men like fat white women.

Tess has really wanted to come out as transracial for years now. She knows that would cause her problems so she skirts around it, like claiming she has naturally curly hair, which was proven to be a lie many times over, or the time she “discovered” she is Italian, which is hilarious because maybe she came across the “Africa starts at Rome” shitposts and took it seriously.

It's weird that she's never managed to (publicly) have a black boyfriend. I bet she's been trying since she broke up with Nick. You'd think she could have gotten a black guy to spend a few weeks with her back when she had money and invitations to LA events.

Recall there was the black guy that ran away from her in the middle of the date a couple years ago. I agree, her not having a black boyfriend is not for a lack of trying.

But Tubbers is the type who’d want a black man of some status. Recall that she lied her gargantuan ass off about Nick Brady, pretending he was a millionaire. The type of black dudes who would go for Tess are probably harder to spin. Plus let’s be real, the type of guys who would want to pork this heifer aren’t the type of guys who want to be seen with her in public, especially in various events she likes to go to. They’re the type to hit it and quit it without his friends knowing.

 

[Constellationzero]

Ugly white women have black men
Ugly asian women have white men

These are the garbage men of the dating scene.

 

[NoReturn]

Tessy gets paid

0:43

Tessy envy



Tessy millennial psychic damage


Tessy activism






Tess on Hulk Hogan

 

[Constellationzero]

I am eagerly awaiting for tess to move to Mississippi buy a doublewide, fall thru the floor and have to rescued by rednecks using heavy machinery.

I'd like it if HOOVES got the full Erin Moran experience.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Very unfair that we've lost the Hulkster while Tess still rolls the earth.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Very unfair that we've lost the Hulkster while Tess still rolls the earth.

Maybe she can rebrand herself as the Bulkster and start wrestling simps in mud in Mississippi.

Would that cheer you up a bit?

 

[Free the Pedos]

Maybe she can rebrand herself as the Bulkster and start wrestling simps in mud in Mississippi.

Would that cheer you up a bit?

Absolutely.

 

[California King]

Maybe she can rebrand herself as the Bulkster and start wrestling simps in mud in Mississippi.

If there's ever an Australia arc, she could be Bulk Bogan.

 

[brooky]

There's something extra distasteful about such a morbidly obese person virtue signaling about starvation tactics in Gaza. She has never felt even mild "it's been a few hours since lunch" hunger. Your son being bored and knowing there's no other way to get your attention besides food is not the same as a mother watching her child starve, even as the mother hasn't eaten in days and given every scrap she could to the child.

This bitch would be eating double rations before her kids got any.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Lena Dunham got her fat nepo baby ass in hot water by spewing some dumb scenario in her head about a famous black athlete at the same event as her. She was called out for being a White Woman who fetishized a black man when he barely said two words to her.

That guy was 7 years younger than her in addition to being A-list famous. She's impressively stupid.

Ugly white women have black men
Ugly asian women have white men

Ugly white men have asian women (white men are much less demanding of their gfs/wives compared to east asians)

Australia arc

Nick is Australian so we can call her that right now. Will do so going forward.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Tess is so fat that all she does now is mostly close ups of her face and cleavage, doing that same dumb "looking side to side" thing to appear sultry or mischievous. She can Face Tune her porcine visage to look less like a slab of bacon, but she still can't FaceTune her body to look like it did in her glory days.

Honey, just because it worked for Susannah Hoffs in the "Walk Like An Egyptian" video doesn't mean it'll work for you. Tess and Susannah are in two completely different leagues.